*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Strontium]

I remembered your stinging response to my 'paper candidate getting blown away by the opposition' gag.

 

I thought your gag was funny.

[Strontium]

With Moshiri saying a Manager is close, Martin o”neill is now 3-1 fav from 33-1 yesterday. Maybe something in this. Please make it so.

He'll finally be able to move into that house he bought on the Wirral all those years ago.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Tough crowd tonight.

You peaked with "Everton aren't wed".

[Elite]

I thought your gag was funny.

Didn't you reply with "Lame."

[Strontium]

Didn't you reply with "Lame."

Droll.

[halewood pete]

I just feel a nice contented warm glow when I think of the predicament they appear to be in at this moment,justified by the fact that the vast majority of their fans would feel the same if the roles were reversed its all good natured rivalry and passion,not hatred,I'd love them to go down as they would love us to.

[Ne Moe Imya]

I just feel a nice contented warm glow when I think of the predicament they appear to be in at this moment,justified by the fact that the vast majority of their fans would feel the same if the roles were reversed its all good natured rivalry and passion,not hatred,I'd love them to go down as they would love us to.

 

I go back and forth between this and actual pity.

 

I know, it sounds ridiculous to have any pity for a fanbase that is full of such rabid bitter-soaked wankers, but this is a bit much even for them.  Went on GOT last night thinking to have a bit of a laugh at the 1-5 result but then saw that they have an actual thread pinned to the top of the board for mental health services and felt a bit bad about it.

 

But then I went in their LFC thread to remind myself about the kind of people we're talking about and I was right back to laughing at them. I mean, what a club! Only at Everton could the fans get excited about "being taken over by a billionaire" and "power shift on the Mersey" the summer before they get relegated.*

 

*Maybe. Hopefully, even.

[Harry Squatter]

Occasionally i feel sorry for the good Evertonians i know, there arent many but there are a few I know. But then I remember that the majority of their fan base wanted Gillett and Hicks to send us out of existence then i just think they are a gang of cunts.

[SlugTrail]

I'm still looking for this forum.

 

grand old team i believe

[johnsusername]

Hope they go down and never come back up. I'll laugh my fucking socks off.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Hope they go down and never come back up. I'll laugh my fucking socks off.

I think the more appropriate phrase is "I'll laugh my head off".

[Harry Squatter]

My head will fall off. With laughter.

[The Acolyte]

Bitter mates chatting about Villas Boas now.

[Bjornebye]

Bitter mates chatting about Villas Boas now.

 

 

Rated him as a manager. Fuck knows why. Expected him to end up here at some point. 

[Lee909]

Risky move that

It will either work and they fly up the table or it'll go to shit worse than Unsworth

[Lee909]

.

[Harry Squatter]

Evertonian on the bus talking to a female colleague "yeah, me and my dad used to follow everton all round Europe". Hes about 35 so all hes seen is humiliation every 5 years.

 

Spat my drink out when he said it.

[Anubis]

What's Paul Ince doing these days?

[Einch]

Shoot.

[Thoth]

Bellew on Soccer AM chatting shit as usual.. Simeone and in a couple of years when the billionaire thing kicks in then go for the title

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Bellew on Soccer AM chatting shit as usual.. Simeone and in a couple of years when the billionaire thing kicks in then go for the title

I love the ones who fall for that shite.

[manwiththestick]

Bellew on Soccer AM chatting shit as usual.. Simeone and in a couple of years when the billionaire thing kicks in then go for the title

Too many blows to the head him the frigging beaut.

[Trumo]

Too many blows to the head him the frigging beaut.

 

What was his excuse before he took up boxing?

[liverpoolsno9]

A red has 'come out' on GOT with a long piss taking post and has got loads of abuse, all the usual Heysel/Michael Shields stuff.

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/next-everton-manager.99329/page-851

 

I liked this one though........they really think this gets to us!

 

Bet you wish your lot were there at the start though, eh? Bet you wish you had founders running through your veins. Bet you wish you could buy that with your money.

[Sputnik1]

 

 

A red has 'come out' on GOT with a long piss taking post and has got loads of abuse, all the usual Heysel/Michael Shields stuff.
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/next-everton-manager.99329/page-851

I liked this one though........they really think this gets to us!

Bet you wish your lot were there at the start though, eh? Bet you wish you had founders running through your veins. Bet you wish you could buy that with your money.

 

Piss taking? More of a wake up you deluded fucks. They've done all of this to themselves, they deserve no sympathy at all. Like buying a lottery ticket and then planning exotic holidays, test driving expensive cars and viewing large mansions. 

 

The vast majority of them are batshit crazy. 

 

 

 

Delusional disorder, previously called paranoid disorder, is a type of serious mental illness called a "psychosis" in which a person cannot tell what is real from what is imagined. The main feature of this disorder is the presence of delusions, unshakable beliefs in something untrue or not based on reality.

 

Even ATOS wouldn't find them fit.