*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Leyton388]

4 hours ago, Anubis said:

In the 777 thread there are still a few of them who think 777’s failure makes them ripe for Qatari investment.

 

New investment in the form of Sheikh n vac. 

[Harry Squatter]

Sheikh ifithadnt Bin Faraisal

[Captain Turdseye]

2 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

What are the odds of Bonza Airlines going polo and another company appears in its place.

 

I'm going with

 

Rippa Pacific 

Fair Dinkum Travel

Throw another shrimp on the barbie Airways

 

@s(k)aturation Have you seen this disgusting race hate? I’m appalled. 

[gkmacca]

In other news, Dyche celebrated his recent win by ordering a special serving of worms:

 

 

[Anubis]

12 minutes ago, gkmacca said:

In other news, Dyche celebrated his recent win by ordering a special serving of worms:

 

 

 

 

That's not caused by worms. It's caused by small pieces of shit being trapped in the dogs colon causing irritation. Take the dog the vet and thirty seconds of maipulating arse muscles and it'll be free an clear. Happened to a dog we had in the past.

 

As I found out when being prepped for a hernia operation, doctors can similarly maipulate our arse muscles to clear the lower colon as well. Quite humuiliating really.

[Fowlers God]

28 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

 

That's not caused by worms. It's caused by small pieces of shit being trapped in the dogs colon causing irritation. Take the dog the vet and thirty seconds of maipulating arse muscles and it'll be free an clear. Happened to a dog we had in the past.

 

As I found out when being prepped for a hernia operation, doctors can similarly maipulate our arse muscles to clear the lower colon as well. Quite humuiliating really.

 

Or kinky depending on how you are looking at it....

[Mudface]

37 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

 

That's not caused by worms. It's caused by small pieces of shit being trapped in the dogs colon causing irritation. Take the dog the vet and thirty seconds of maipulating arse muscles and it'll be free an clear. Happened to a dog we had in the past.

 

As I found out when being prepped for a hernia operation, doctors can similarly maipulate our arse muscles to clear the lower colon as well. Quite humuiliating really.

 

How much did you pay for that? Asking for a friend.

[VladimirIlyich]

48 minutes ago, Anubis said:

 

 

That's not caused by worms. It's caused by small pieces of shit being trapped in the dogs colon causing irritation. Take the dog the vet and thirty seconds of maipulating arse muscles and it'll be free an clear. Happened to a dog we had in the past.

 

As I found out when being prepped for a hernia operation, doctors can similarly maipulate our arse muscles to clear the lower colon as well. Quite humuiliating really.

Was your Vet fit,or a bit ruff?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

5 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

What are the odds of Bonza Airlines going polo and another company appears in its place.

 

I'm going with

 

Rippa Pacific 

Fair Dinkum Travel

Throw another shrimp on the barbie Airways

Bogan Bargain Airways

Drongo Air

No Worries Airlines

 

[gkmacca]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

 

 

That's not caused by worms. It's caused by small pieces of shit being trapped in the dogs colon causing irritation. Take the dog the vet and thirty seconds of maipulating arse muscles and it'll be free an clear. Happened to a dog we had in the past.

 

As I found out when being prepped for a hernia operation, doctors can similarly maipulate our arse muscles to clear the lower colon as well. Quite humuiliating really.

 

Now this is precisely the kind of heckler who ruins the most throwaway of lines. It's right up there with: 'That's very nearly an armful? I'm sorry to disabuse you, but blood doesn't work like that. It doesn't fill up an arm like your limb is a sort of water bottle. No, no, let me take you back to the 17th century, and the work of William Harvey....' Or: 'This parrot is deceased. I'm not sure why you're arguing about this.There are certain tell-tale ways to assess the health of a parrot...'

[Anubis]

2 minutes ago, gkmacca said:

 

Now this is precisely the kind of heckler who ruins the most throwaway of lines. It's right up there with: 'That's very nearly an armful? I'm sorry to disabuse you, but blood doesn't work like that. It doesn't fill up an arm like your limb is a sort of water bottle. No, no, let me take you back to the 17th century, and the work of William Harvey....' Or: 'This parrot is deceased. I'm not sure why you're arguing about this.There are certain tell-tale ways to assess the health of a parrot...'

 

I aim to please.

[Tenfolder]

7 hours ago, johnsusername said:

Of course, it's the journalist's fault for reporting on Everton's shit show. The people who run Everton are just further victims of a worldwide conspiracy to keep the club down. 

 

The absolute levels of denial that lot live in really is quite something, at this point I'm beginning to wonder who they think isn't trying to keep the club down, must be an exceptionally small list.

[lifetime fan]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

 

 

That's not caused by worms. It's caused by small pieces of shit being trapped in the dogs colon causing irritation. Take the dog the vet and thirty seconds of maipulating arse muscles and it'll be free an clear. Happened to a dog we had in the past.

 

As I found out when being prepped for a hernia operation, doctors can similarly maipulate our arse muscles to clear the lower colon as well. Quite humuiliating really.

You also don’t need to spend a fortune on getting the vet to do it. 
 

Double glove, get someone else to lift the dogs tail upright and in a crab like pincer movement start either side of the dogs ring piece and push forward, in and the backwards. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

50 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

You also don’t need to spend a fortune on getting the vet to do it. 
 

Double glove, get someone else to lift the dogs tail upright and in a crab like pincer movement start either side of the dogs ring piece and push forward, in and the backwards. 

And they say romance is dead.

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

You also don’t need to spend a fortune on getting the vet to do it. 
 

Double glove, get someone else to lift the dogs tail upright and in a crab like pincer movement start either side of the dogs ring piece and push forward, in and the backwards. 

 

[Anubis]

1 hour ago, lifetime fan said:

Double glove, get someone else to lift the dogs tail upright and in a crab like pincer movement start either side of the dogs ring piece and push forward, in and the backwards. 

 

[Reckoner]

3 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Bogan Bargain Airways

Drongo Air

No Worries Airlines

 

Booooooomerang Air

[Creator Supreme]

35 minutes ago, Trumo said:

 

One of my favourite League of Gentlemen characters.

 

I loved the back story they did in the Christmas special.

 

"Touch the monkey's bollocks...."

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

41 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

Booooooomerang Air

Come again!

[cloggypop]

[Elite]

[Bobby Hundreds]

If Everton ceased to exist 100 percent they all start supporting Abu Dhabi and the city of Liverpool has this totally weird dynamic.

[VladimirIlyich]

2 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

You also don’t need to spend a fortune on getting the vet to do it. 
 

Double glove, get someone else to lift the dogs tail upright and in a crab like pincer movement start either side of the dogs ring piece and push forward, in and the backwards. 

I thought about asking how you know but now I realise I'd better not.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Nil Satis Anal Glandis 

[lifetime fan]

12 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I thought about asking how you know but now I realise I'd better not.

Having owned dogs for 3 decades would be the obvious answer.