*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Reckoner]

The school of Scientology 

[Vincent Vega]

8 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Imagine a scenario a wonderful beautiful scenario were we pick up the Premier league trophy at the same time we relegated them.

 

[an tha]

Bitters Saturday....

 

“You cheating manc bastards, you’re fucking everything wrong with football you fucking corrupt cunts”

 

Haaland scores…

 

“Get in! Fuck those kopite cunts. Blue moon…”

[col06]

7 hours ago, an tha said:

Be their greatest ever achievement if they managed to shithouse their way to a 0-0 draw that meant we could no longer win league.

More like we need a win and in the last minute pickford bundles it in imagine the scenes

[an tha]

49 minutes ago, col06 said:

More like we need a win and in the last minute pickford bundles it in imagine the scenes

Heads falling off everywhere...

[Reckoner]

3 hours ago, col06 said:

More like we need a win and in the last minute pickford bundles it in imagine the scenes

 

[DalyanPete]

On 08/02/2024 at 15:13, VladimirIlyich said:

I can't even begin to describe the abuse given to the use of 'where' and 'were' due to your love of sheep.

Ha ha, I was thinking that myself but couldn't be arsed thinking wear I should be using where or were. But hey, leave the sheep out of it 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

[VladimirIlyich]

12 minutes ago, Nelly-Szoboszlai said:

Minus 15 points at stake.

[Anubis]

Why aren't we on the poster, lad? Why aren't we? They're tryin' to say we're a small club again, lad? The fuckin' Premier League have done that, lad. They're all fuckin' corrupt lad. They just want to keep a sleeping giant down.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Ben Johnson v Lance Armstrong.

[Harry Squatter]

Mad the way Everton lost Uncle Uzzys big sponsorship deals because of the Ukraine invasion which made them fail PSR rules but they haven't been able to get any comparable sponsorship deals or even secure a sleeve sponsorship deal. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

7 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Ben Johnson v Lance Armstrong.

Not quite, but you couldn't think of any other example, from any sport, of someone who cheated to get worse.

[Gnasher]

I thought I couldn't love her any more but she's learned how to play two recorders at the same time. 

 

 

 

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68240566

 

I thought they were a local club for local people?

[DalyanPete]

3 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68240566

 

I thought they were a local club for local people?

We'll have no trouble here.

[Section_31]

[Lurtz]

It would be nice to think that, considering Luton play Sheff Utd, this set of twats might at least try not to get dry bummed today. It's a massive, massive day for them which they'll look back on with glee when they see those cunts above us after they've spread their cheeks for them. 

[Anubis]

Maybe Beto the Tugboat will decide to do a goal or two.

[manwiththestick]

11 minutes ago, Redder Lurtz said:

It would be nice to think that, considering Luton play Sheff Utd, this set of twats might at least try not to get dry bummed today. It's a massive, massive day for them which they'll look back on with glee when they see those cunts above us after they've spread their cheeks for them. 

It's the taking part that counts.

[Harry Squatter]

They could at least have the common decency to injure a couple of City players. 

[Code]

14 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Not quite, but you couldn't think of any other example, from any sport, of someone who cheated to get worse.

The Tonya Harding vs Lance Armstrong derby. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

14 hours ago, AngryOfTuebrook said:

Not quite, but you couldn't think of any other example, from any sport, of someone who cheated to get worse.

Didn't need too just an example of a pair of cheating cunts who knowingly cheated others. They had their fall from grace though football just laughs and carries on.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Will they be shitting themselves at the thought they might lose or shitting themselves at the thought they might not?

[Section_31]

If Everton were a Chinese kid they wouldn't even be good at chess.