*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Joe Strummer]

20 points ahead of them but they won the sticker war.

[manwiththestick]

20 points ahead of them but they won the sticker war.

A seismic shift in power.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I bet Paulie is looking forward to work tomorrow. 

[Dicko]

Could they get any more small time.

Than the 77 year old refusing to eat the cake and his daughter in law cryarsing about it?

Doubtful.

Fair play to the shite for that one.

[Anubis]

Than the 77 year old refusing to eat the cake and his daughter in law cryarsing about it?

Doubtful.

Fair play to the shite for that one.

Behave. Paying to have printed, then putting a sticker on a cake in Asda?

[Anubis]

Wainy (or possibly Dicko)

 

Because it's Big Sam. Look at the teams he has managed and the squads he leaves behind.

 

We're a mediocre, living in the past sort of club whose loyal fan base is desperate to see it return to the top of English football, but ultimately would be happy for us to finish 7th or 8th. That's what the media would have you believe.

 

An Evertonian (one worth his salt anyway) would tell you we are proud club of firsts, that have had the privilege of having some of the finest players the UK has produced playing for it. Not just playing, but giving everything for the shirt. A club that has won 9 league championships, 5 fa cups and 1 European trophy. A club that was, until recently, used to dining at the top table English football. We expect attacking play. We expect 100% from every player for 90 minutes. We dont even care if that player is utter garbage, if he gives 100% for the shirt. We expect the players to share our mentality, and we have lacked that of late. Not since Tim Cahill left has anyone truly "got" Everton.

 

Now we have some waster in charge telling us we need to be "more boring" after we have been played off the park and had 0 shots on target for a 3rd game in 5. A man who has literally achieved nothing in his career. Do you think he should have the honour of managing our great club?

 

Not every club wants be like that. Not every club can be that.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Recently dining at the top table? WTF...hahaha. 

[Einch]

Recently dining at the top table? WTF...hahaha.

 

I know. Crazy the stuff they come out with.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I know. Crazy the stuff they come out with.

 

Mental mate. 

[joeyk]

Than the 77 year old refusing to eat the cake and his daughter in law cryarsing about it?

Doubtful.

Fair play to the shite for that one.

If that’s what they did to the box, who knows what they’ve done to the cake.

[Elite]

Alladyce may not have them dining at the 'top table' but he'll certainly have them eating at a few all you can eat buffets.

[Pidge]

"1 European trophy"

[TheHowieLama]

Alladyce may not have them dining at the 'top table' but he'll certainly have them eating at a few all you can eat buffets.

 

The EPL is all you can eat - spots 10 - 16

[alles ist gut]

So am car sharing with work bloo now our company has moved.

What's the chances of him taking tomorrow off sick?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Those occasions when you're comparing Sigurdsson to another player and the one who immediately springs to mind is De Bruyne...

 

 

 

I...

 

 

I really can't...

 

Someone please help me. Can anyone please tell me how a one-trick pony like Sigurd's lad can be compared to a magnificent bastard like de Bruyne.

[TheHowieLama]

Two eyes and a nose - then....

[Unrighteous]

I...

 

 

I really can't...

 

Someone please help me. Can anyone please tell me how a one-trick pony like Sigurd's lad can be compared to a magnificent bastard like de Bruyne.

 

 

Two eyes and a nose - then....

 

They've both got the same number of apendages, too, but I'm really struggling beyond that.

[Red74]

I love that we’ve ruined the lives of generations of the cunts.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

No sign of Paulie's Monday report yet. I reckon work blue has abducted him and he is currently in the boot of a car somewhere. 

[Dr Nowt]

Dining at the top table in the same way I’ve mineswept dregs the groom hasn’t finished at a wedding once or twice, having been seated at the table by the entrance.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

This top table will be the same one that hasn't had a trophy on it in over two decades then.

 

A precious gift that simply keeps on giving. Bless.

[Jenson]

I...

 

 

I really can't...

 

Someone please help me. Can anyone please tell me how a one-trick pony like Sigurd's lad can be compared to a magnificent bastard like de Bruyne.

 

The only similarity would be if Courtois had shagged Sigurdsson's bird too.

[deiseach]

No sign of Paulie's Monday report yet. I reckon work blue has abducted him and he is currently in the boot of a car somewhere. 

 

 

"Yeah, I think I'll take the bus today."

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

New manager bounce well and truly gone, the money they spent and they will be celebrating not getting relegated.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

New manager bounce well and truly gone, the money they spent and they will be celebrating not getting relegated.

 

They still have one cup final to play this season.