*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Jockey]

Big Dunc!

 

Lies, damned lies and an Everton argument.

[The Guest]

Reading Grand Old Team is now my favourite pastime. I can't believe I've never bothered to go on there before. It's absolute gold. They've gone from winning the transfer window to playing these part timers this week and now their heads have gone.

 

Some of them still living in a dream world with regards to Rooney though. He was comically bad the other night. His first touch made Lukaku look like Bergkamp. Their early fixtures are hard in the league and they've got a lot of games in a short space of time.

 

Hopefully they just stick with Rooney throughout. It took United years to finally drop him and that was United. If he gets dropped at the Ev there will be an absolute shit storm from him. Toys will be out of the pram big time. If he stays in the team regardless of how bad he is which is more likely there will be murder amongst them. Either way it's going to be a golden age of fume.

[amli]

[Sputnik1]

Will be funny when they wake up and realise they strengthened their main rivals twice, once by selling their best player and one of the leading scorers in the league, and twice by taking a washed up fat potato head off them in return. 

 

And they celebrate this which I find crazy. No doubt when Ross Barkley returns in 13 years having won a ton of medals he will be welcomed back with the same celebrations. 

 

Now having strengthened the mancs they now believe they can finish above them in the league next season. Their levels of delusion are beyond belief, so no change there. 

 

I hope they qualify for the Europa, having to play two games a week with that squad will be hilarious. 

[Horus]

Will be funny when they wake up and realise they strengthened their main rivals twice, once by selling their best player and one of the leading scorers in the league, and twice by taking a washed up fat potato head off them in return. 

 

And they celebrate this which I find crazy. No doubt when Ross Barkley returns in 13 years having won a ton of medals he will be welcomed back with the same celebrations. 

 

Now having strengthened the mancs they now believe they can finish above them in the league next season. Their levels of delusion are beyond belief, so no change there. 

 

I hope they qualify for the Europa, having to play two games a week with that squad will be hilarious. 

Rival? Parent club.

 

The Parents Club.

[jamespp]

No doubt when Ross Barkley returns in 13 years having won a ton of medals

Can't see that unless we're talking about crap like the johnstones paint trophy or the Scottish premier league

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I want them to qualify too, nice long trips on a Thursday. Providing we're not in it also.

[Sputnik1]

Can't see that unless we're talking about crap like the johnstones paint trophy or the Scottish premier league

 

 

Well it's relative, they will have won zero so even a few medals would be a lot to them. I can see him going to a decent club, which could win things. I still think he's shit like. 

[Joe Strummer]

" Last I checked, we beat Bayern in a game that really counted....

 

longers said: ↑

 

30 odd years ago before half of this forum were even born...

 

PITA said: ↑

 

It happened 32 years ago. If you believe that half of this forum are 2 or under then you can't count"

 

New levels of idiocy on GOT.

[manwiththestick]

Genius.

[Rorschach08]

" Last I checked, we beat Bayern in a game that really counted....

 

longers said: ↑

 

30 odd years ago before half of this forum were even born...

 

PITA said: ↑

 

It happened 32 years ago. If you believe that half of this forum are 2 or under then you can't count"

 

New levels of idiocy on GOT.

That's amazing, laughing my head off here

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Kieran Dowell.

 

Their youth star who was going to break through and boss the Premier League this season....

 

Just gone on a season long loan to Forest...

[jimmycase]

Is that eejit bloo still disregarding Salah's goals due to pre season to try and make out one of their players scores almost as many goals as him?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Bet update:

 

Still has not taken this.  One of the lads I go to watch City of Liverpool FC with has taken it, work blue still not biting until the end of transfer business.

[Jockey]

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/everton-ronald-koeman-win-league-13416519

[jimmycase]

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/everton-ronald-koeman-win-league-13416519

 

De-fucking-luded.

[Rorschach08]

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/everton-ronald-koeman-win-league-13416519

'IT'S OUR YEAR'

 

That's what they're all saying, every single one of them, their entire fan base thinks Everton are going to win the league this year, deluded, the lot of them.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Imagine thinking it was your year. Pathetic.

[Jockey]

Imagine thinking it was your year. Pathetic.

 

I'd say we are Michael Douglas (now) trying to get into Jennifer Lawrence, maybe one-day, years ago - but not really going to happen now. 

 

They, on the other hand are Steve Buscemi  - trying it! 

 

Leicester City are Michael Sheen! 

[jimmycase]

Have their heads fallen off yet? Hadjuk Split in the next round.

[M_B]

2nd leg away will be tricky.

[jimmycase]

2nd leg away will be tricky.

 

Fucking 1st leg will be tricky going off their last home game.

[Baresi]

I would prefer them to reach the group stage as the more games they have, the better. Although, if they were to go out that'd be funny as fuck. It's a win-win really.

[jimmycase]

Playing in a "125 years at the pit" strip on Sunday apparently. Ho hum.

[Harry Squatter]

Good job Milan are in it as they will probably win it if they take it seriously. Imagine how bad it would be if Everton played utter shite all the way like the Mancs did last season and got to the final?