Worst film you have ever seen

[Scott_M]

I remember going to watch Pirates Of The Caribbean 3 and thinking it was utter dog shit & being really fucked off that my girlfriend at the time wouldn't let us leave during the intermission.

 

Transformers 3 was another film I saw at the cinema that seriously pissed me off. Just 2.5 hours of pure incoherent shite.

[Section_31]

I remember going to watch Pirates Of The Caribbean 3 and thinking it was utter dog shit & being really fucked off that my girlfriend at the time wouldn't let us leave during the intermission.

 

Transformers 3 was another film I saw at the cinema that seriously pissed me off. Just 2.5 hours of pure incoherent shite.

 

The transformers films are a good shout, absolute shite. 

[Scott_M]

The transformers films are a good shout, absolute shite.

Thing is, I like the first one. Megan Fox looking hot & giant robots fighting to a rock soundtrack - what's not to like? I liked it's overall crappyness & admit it's a guilty pleasure.

 

The second one was a significantly less charming version of the first but had some good moments, but my god, the third one was just rancid. I've not seen the fourth one, nor do I ever intend to.

[Section_31]

Thing is, I like the first one. Megan Fox looking hot & giant robots fighting to a rock soundtrack - what's not to like? I liked it's overall crappyness & admit it's a guilty pleasure.

 

The second one was a significantly less charming version of the first but had some good moments, but my god, the third one was just rancid. I've not seen the fourth one, nor do I ever intend to.

 

The first one was alright yeah, it was funny in places and the first time you hear Prime's voice is unreal, but the second one is an absolute mess - transformers turning into fucking people, it's basically a shit terminator film and the Decepticons are shite. 

 

'Decepticons, we've located the 'insert clothing item or pair of mysterious glasses here', converge and attack. Bish bash bosh, aircraft carrier gets thrown into the Empire State Building.

 

I did admire the way the first film's way of dealing with Megatron, throwing him off the side of an aircraft carrier, inspired the way the US military dealt with Bin Laden though. 

 

Imagine if Bin Laden comes back as Galvatron? Awesome. 

[Total Longo]

There was an intermisssion in Pirates of the Caribbean 3?? 

 

Didn't realise intermissions were still an actual  thing in regards to films.

[manwiththestick]

Kick Ass 2. Managed about half an hour before switching off. Turd of a film.

 

I remember reading about Jim Carrey distancing himself from the film asking for his name not to be on any of the promotional guff as film was too violent. I think he just realised it was absolutely pony.

[Remmie]

Dangerously bored at work and noticed a Simon Pegg film on iPlayer so thought I'd give it a go. It's fucking abysmal. Called Man up. Didn't realise it was a Richard Curtis Rom-Com. Just out of sheer bloody mindedness I'm sticking with it because I'm a nobhead. Avoid it though. 

[General Dryness]

Dangerously bored at work and noticed a Simon Pegg film on iPlayer so thought I'd give it a go. It's fucking abysmal. Called Man up. Didn't realise it was a Richard Curtis Rom-Com. Just out of sheer bloody mindedness I'm sticking with it because I'm a nobhead. Avoid it though. 

 

I like Simon Pegg but some of his work is seriously doubtful.

[skend04]

Donnie Darko.

 

I've also built up, perhaps irrationally, a loathing for Dark Knight Rises. Firstly it's overlong, secondly Bane isn't even the bad guy and thirdly it's not even a fucking Batman movie. Honestly, I think it's a 150 minute con job.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Dangerously bored at work and noticed a Simon Pegg film on iPlayer so thought I'd give it a go. It's fucking abysmal. Called Man up. Didn't realise it was a Richard Curtis Rom-Com. Just out of sheer bloody mindedness I'm sticking with it because I'm a nobhead. Avoid it though. 

 

We recorded it (because of Simon Pegg) but not watched it yet.  I suspect it may be worth deleting unwatched.

[Guest]

Kick Ass 2. Managed about half an hour before switching off. Turd of a film.

 

I remember reading about Jim Carrey distancing himself from the film asking for his name not to be on any of the promotional guff as film was too violent. I think he just realised it was absolutely pony.

As far as I'm aware that is the last film he made, I admire his guts at publicly distancing himself from it but it hasn't done him any favours so far as film career. He made some good films too. This wasn't one of them.

[Guest]

Donnie Darko.

 

I've also built up, perhaps irrationally, a loathing for Dark Knight Rises. Firstly it's overlong, secondly Bane isn't even the bad guy and thirdly it's not even a fucking Batman movie. Honestly, I think it's a 150 minute con job.

Donnie Darko is the worst film you've ever seen? You must watch only brilliant films for that to be the worst.

 

The worst I've seen I couldn't even tell the name of it. It was set in Gravesend and absolutely nothing happens except grim tales of the locals.

[skend04]

Donnie Darko is the worst film you've ever seen? You must watch only brilliant films for that to be the worst.

 

The worst I've seen I couldn't even tell the name of it. It was set in Gravesend and absolutely nothing happens except grim tales of the locals.

Someone mentioned it earlier in the thread. There are movies that know what they are and embrace their terribleness and then there are movies like DD that are just pretentious schlock. Didn't the director write an essay of how his version of time travel worked so the movie made some sense?

 

To be fair there are plenty of terrible films, more badly made than DD and many are forgettable. But the truly bad films tend to leave a mark.

 

Gravesend is okay. Most of my mum's family live there but it's only real claim to fame is that Pocahontas is buried there and it's possibly the hottest place in the UK every summer.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Donnie Darko is brilliant. It knows exactly what it is.

[chrisbonnie]

Donnie Darko was shite.

 

Other notable mentions are a clockwork orange. Utter bollox.

 

But the worst I've ever seen is easily P.S I love you. What s crock of shite that was.

 

Only made somewhat funny by me turning around at the end to set my missus welling up. The silly cow

[Bobby Hundreds]

Although 300 is the worst film. I turned that fantastic beasts off halfway through. So insanely boring and slow paced.

[VladimirIlyich]

I tend to avoid films that I highly suspect I won't like or turn them off once I realise they are shite. I have most likely seen plenty of turds but they don't seem to remain long in my memory. One recent-ish film I turned off after about 20 minutes was that Kill Bill by Tarantino,I thought it was absolute gash. I'd rather have watched Monkey or The Water Margin instead.

[littletedwest]

Can't remember the name of the film but some shit Scottish gangster film is a good shout. It was sandwiched on the sky movie lists between the godfather, goodfellas and casino.

 

Mook wasn't even in it

[Scott_M]

I might have seen worse but Sausage Party immediately springs to mind. Unfunny, juvenile, stupid shite.

 

And that comes from a 35 year old man who still giggles when somebody says 'penis' - tee hee hee

[Bruce Spanner]

Y'all watch some really good 'shite' films.
 
I watched this Andy Sidiris 'Masterpiece' the other night, here be a truly shit film.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I-3TY6WXSo

 

Lots of flesh btw, enjoy!

[SasaS]

Outlaws and Angels. It's an abomination. One of the few films in my life where I just couldn't take in any more after 30 minutes or so.

 

From the highbrow end of the spectrum, probably The One I Love with Elizabeth Moss. Its infuriatingly stupid, phony, unimaginative, one week idea stretched over 90 or so minutes of tedium. 

[SasaS]

I tend to avoid films that I highly suspect I won't like or turn them off once I realise they are shite. I have most likely seen plenty of turds but they don't seem to remain long in my memory. One recent-ish film I turned off after about 20 minutes was that Kill Bill by Tarantino,I thought it was absolute gash. I'd rather have watched Monkey or The Water Margin instead.

 

Controversial.

[Mook]

Kill Bill is truly awful, a female samurai? You would just boot the shit out of her. Probably not the worst film of all time though.

 

Robocop 3 deserves a mention, the cunt flies in it. Diabolicle.

[Lee909]

Well The Bride is not a samurai

She was a assassin who use various weapons but mostly a Samurai sword. She was trained by a chinese master in the films.

 

Its simply a homage to Spaghetti Westerns,Samurai cinema and blacksploation films.

 

Its never going to be as good as any one great film from them genres. I can get people not liking it,but its far from the worst film ever made. Some good performances in both films.

 

 

Its all about opinions though i guess

[manwiththestick]

Outlaws and Angels. It's an abomination. One of the few films in my life where I just couldn't take in any more after 30 minutes or so.

 

From the highbrow end of the spectrum, probably The One I Love with Elizabeth Moss. Its infuriatingly stupid, phony, unimaginative, one week idea stretched over 90 or so minutes of tedium.

I remember quite liking The one I love. Opinions eh?