Andy Carroll, what does he do?

[Fugitive]

Send him to the glue factory.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Send him to the glue factory.

 

But geld him first.

[Fugitive]

But geld him first.

I like this suggestion.

[alles ist gut]

he drinks a whisky drink, he drinks a vodka drink...

... he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink

and then puts his toast on for the rest of his breakfast.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

hope he breaks a fetlock

[Anubis]

Given they play City last game of the season I hope he bullies Dimachelis and scores a hat-trick.

[Red Hot]

Given they play City last game of the season I hope he bullies Dimachelis and scores a hat-trick.

Every chance of that as he will be flat out to impress to get in the W/C squad lol 

[Russ Atmosphere]

Hat-trick? Carroll? Pfft.

[Phoenix]

Given they play City last game of the season I hope he bullies Dimachelis and scores a hat-trick.

 

Lets be honest he will be injured or drunk. He has had his one good game a season.

[Major Tom]

I read the first couple of pages of this thread and one poster who slates Carroll gets a bit of a slating himself.

 

The internet is the place where nothing goes away. Opine with caution.

[deiseach]

The internet is the place where nothing goes away. Opine with caution.

I wish. Occasionally I check the intrawebs to see if the thread entitled "Laughing my c0ck off over here" that was posted on the When Skies Are Grey site around 8.30pm on 25th May 2005 has resurfaced. Alas, no sign yet. Some ace opining went on, with one Blue getting roundly ridiculed for suggesting it might not be over yet. Ah, the memories - for that is all they are..

[dandyman]

Carroll in "can't believe I keep giving away free kicks" shocker on MOTD, revealing that because I'm a big man, I get given more free kicks against me and can't put my hands anywhere.

 

Really Andy, what I saw was a big lump doing a superman impression jumping into mignolet, you were 5 year away from him, when your arm made contact with him.

[Dr Nowt]

What sort of world is it when a big, pissed hunk of shit can't jump leading with his arm and push a keeper in the face, without people saying the goal shouldn't have stood?

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Why oh wye aye man, why can't I hit players in the face and punch the keeper's arm so he drops the ball? It's so unfair, man.

[sh#t waffle]

Carroll in "can't believe I keep giving away free kicks" shocker on MOTD, revealing that because I'm a big man, I get given more free kicks against me and can't put my hands anywhere.

 

Really Andy, what I saw was a big lump doing a superman impression jumping into mignolet, you were 5 year away from him, when your arm made contact with him.

How shit an interviewer was Jonathan Pearce? When interviewing Carroll he intimated that it wasn't a foul, when interviewing Gerrard he claimed it was a clear foul. Two faced bastard.

[sh#t waffle]

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[John McClane]

Same with Hartson in the studio, he was asked would he expect a foul to go against him if he did that and he said no and bursts into laughter.

You are there to comment on the game with your expert opinion not talk tripe.

To be fair, Neil Lennon came across very well, which did surprise me.

 

Onto a more important matter, Sami Allardici says Flanno "bought" the penalty. Are you fucking kidding me, so we are bribing the refs to get pens. Is this not bringing the game into disrepute?

[Dr Nowt]

Carroll signed for the wrong club on Merseyside.  A Moyes number 9 in the making, would have been perfect for him.

[Jairzinho]

Carroll signed for the wrong club on Merseyside.  A Moyes number 9 in the making, would have been perfect for him.

 

£62m to United in the summer.

[Tom araya]

Andy can bully who he likes on the last day of the season,we will wrap the league up at palace.

[Section_31]

Much as I dislike Carroll I didn't interpret what he did as deliberate dirty tricks, more a lack of basic ability to control his arms and legs.

 

We had a fat lad in school who'd go in defence in PE and he once fell on the headmaster when the headmaster was trying to dribble the ball past him. The head dislocated his finger but didn't rebuke the boy becausue he knew he couldn't help it, it was a similar situation.

[polymerpunkah]

I think he was just so eager to get a chance to score, when he saw he was never going to get to the ball he instictively reached out for it.

 

Not intentional. A bit like Oxlade-Chamberlain and the hand-ball.

[The Golden Eel]

I don't mind Carroll to be honest.  I just think he's really really thick.

[Boss]

Surprised by the hate in here, i thought he was by far their best player yesterday. He still feels like a red to me, you can tell he wanted to stay here and prove people wrong, he just didn't get the chance because of the fee. He's the best at what he does, aerially he beasts through even the most hardened of defenders. Our back two had a respect for him that's been rarely afforded to any other forward in the league this season.

[Strontium]

I think he was just so eager to get a chance to score, when he saw he was never going to get to the ball he instictively reached out for it.

 

Not intentional. A bit like Oxlade-Chamberlain and the hand-ball.

 

Or a bit like Skrtel and his rugby tackles at every set piece this season.