What will the TLW members do ?

[MOGLET]

I just hope the Kop doesnt get a new cat.

[suley]

On the rawk picture thread there is a picture of a member who got a Torres tattoo

 

That's sad on so many different levels

[Moorsey]

I had the same feelings as the Torres name based forummers years ago when my favourite chairman left the club and made me look like a right turkey on TLW.

[Kurt]

Generally you can tell the level of twat someone is by their username:

 

1. Has the name of a player and some gratuitous adjective and probably text speak. The highest level of twat with the mental age of a 12 year old.

2. Has Liverpool or LFC in it. Major league twat with a severe lack of imagination disorder.

3. Has the name of a player in some sort of pun. Bit of a twat, you'd have a couple of pints with them in the pub and think they were a good sort but by the third you'd be looking for excuses to leave.

4. Has their own name. Egotistical twat.

 

You forgot those with Red in it... For instance, had I been even more of a twat than the egotistical twat I am, my user name would be Red Kurt.

 

But I blame DaveU for my twattiness. My original user name was Heropsychodreamer, but after an early RiS-Up on the forum, everyone had to re-register, and then my username was suddenly too long.

[Antynwa]

HAHA

 

I CALLED MY DOG BISCAN

 

[NLW2010]

HAHA

 

I CALLED MY DOG BISCAN

 

 

Such a cute dog, how could you do such a cruel thing ?? :P

[RedinSweden]

I have to stay in this godforsaken frozen fucking wasteland. Damn you usher.

[Pidge]

HAHA

 

I CALLED MY DOG BISCAN

 

 

You're more lucky that we didn't keep Igor, otherwise your poor mutt would developed a nasty inferiority complex from all the shouting at the TV...

[Pidge]

How about some suggestions for replacement names?

 

LuisLuisOhBaby

Suarezma (great tag on the player thread)

WaitingforGloJo

Imminents

ChristmasCarroll

 

Most of them shit, but better than Nando ones.

[JohnnyH]

I just hope we never lose JohnnyH or my face will look so red!

[tabac]

My user name just got better:

Torres

Arse

Bandit

At

Chavski

[tabac]

Or how about

Torres

And

Ballague

Are

C***ts

[FortressAnfield]

I sympathise with people who have dodgy user names. Particularly after Blackpool won 2-1 at our ground.

[KevieG]

I was pretty close to giving the small fella Fernando as his second name 18 months ago, but herself talked me out of it.

 

Thank Christ

[RoboRiise]

Well I didn't change mine after the CL debacle but I think I would now if it was Nando related.

 

 

I was pretty close to giving the small fella Fernando as his second name 18 months ago, but herself talked me out of it.

 

Thank Christ

 

 

You were going to call your cock Fernando..? Ah, got you now.

[The Special One]

I'm not sure what to say...