Wilson, the fucking 'indoor' rabbit.

[Flying Pig]

The hairdresser boss of my girlfriends daughter has recently declared after 6 punishing months that she can no longer cope with the strains of looking after Wilson, the indoor rabbit, anymore and allowed us to have him as long as we don't change the way he is looked after. He is apparently a pedigree 'Rex' rabbit!

 

Yes, you read that correctly, an INDOOR rabbit, not a run of the mill outdoor one, oh no, this one can only live in a cage indoors. Also, she has only given Wilson special rabbit pellets to eat and luckily for Wilson she gave him a carrot at xmas!!!! This rabbit has only ever eaten one carrot in its six months of life and never gone outside.

 

So I've gave soft arse my promise that her little angel will never see the light of day and eat those nasty vegetables ever again. Well that was until she went. Within minutes, the rabbit (who we have now renamed Wilson 'go the fuck you want to' rabbit) was in the garden bouncing around like he had won the lottery (and I feel in some cases he has) and munching into carrots, cabbage, lettuce etc. The poor little sod even looked up at the sky for about two minutes probably thinking what the fuck it was. I can't believe how fucking cruel some people really are. I actaully believe she was too stupid to understand her wrong doings. Silly cow.

 

Anyway, Wilson is now safe and happy and living with the other menagerie I have collected over the years.

 

 

Here is a picture of a similar rabbit to "hard to handle", Wilson:

 

[She Knows It]

I fucking hate rabbits. They do nothing but eat, sleep, shit and piss. Only slightly less boring than a goldfish, and approximately 847,204 times smellier. If I were you'd I'd sell it and buy an X-Box.

[Pony Princess]

Dislike rabbits immensely, one of the few pets i'm allergic to. I don't see the point of them, they are nervous, freak out easily and belong in the cooking pot.

 

Its nice the little fucker can go outside now anyway. Don't see the point of keeping them in the house. I'd probably let him get some exercise then cook him mate.

[Anny Road]

[wmathias]

Fecking Hilarious!! :thumbsup:

 

I apologise, but GF has requested an actual picture of Wilson (outside if possible!). Can you oblige?

[Trumo]

[dennis tooth]

Good work son, ignore the jokers. Sadly I know someone who has two Norwegian forest cats, living in a terraced house, never allow them to venture out, these aren't normal cats they are almost semi-wild, very aloof but no kind of life whatsoever. Idiots, they treat them like baby substitutes, mostly fat women, I bet the women was fat or that some fat woman had something to do with this Rabbit. Fat women and short men are all troublecausers, especially when mixed together.

[Indian Red]

I love rabbits. Had dozens growing up. Some bunnies got lifted by eagles though :( and a lot of others ate rat poison thatw as meant for rats

[Jim MM]

I can't wait for GFAT VII.

Norwegian Forest Cat v Wilson The Nervous Wreck

[Flying Pig]

You're missing the point. This is not a story of how much I like rabbits (btw, not that much ), it's a story of stupidity and freedom.

[Jim MM]

Freeeee Wilson Mandela

[dennis tooth]

I also once had a mate who had a turtle in a small fish tank and it annoyed me as there was no light on it which they need to warm themselves up and he didn't do anything about it so next time I was at his, I happened to be drunk and asked if I could use his toilet, went downstairs and took the turtle, put him in my pocket and ran home.

I put a spotlight/water heater on him when I got in and gave him a better life and I'd do it again if I had the chance. I've ran off with a lot of people's animals whilst drunk so don't drink anymore.

[Strontium]

Rabbits are ace. Ours lived indoors and they're dead easy to housetrain. I don't understand why this poor little bugger was never let outside though, you should take them out a few times a week, although the one we had was a soft shite and always wanted to come back in after 5 minutes. I love them, they're smart like cats but social and affectionate like dogs. My sister has two and is adopting another from a rescue centre soon.

[Pony Princess]

Rabbits are ace. Ours lived indoors and they're dead easy to housetrain. I don't understand why this poor little bugger was never let outside though, you should take them out a few times a week, although the one we had was a soft shite and always wanted to come back in after 5 minutes. I love them, they're smart like cats but social and affectionate like dogs. My sister has two and is adopting another from a rescue centre soon.

 

And they taste delicious.

[bossy]

I've ran off with a lot of people's animals whilst drunk so don't drink anymore.

 

Awesome. I'm going to use that as my signature.

[tokyojoe]

And they taste delicious.

 

Our moggies certainly think so.

[Fugitive]

 

Why has someone cum on his face???

[Anubis]

Wilson was released into the semi-wild at approximately 3.40pm. I give him until about 9.20pm tonight before he's introduced to the brutal concept of roadkill.

[Flying Pig]

Why has someone cum on his face???

 

I need to be 'released' occasionally too.

[Trumo]

If the hairdresser boss is that much of a fucking moron, there isn't much of a future there for your girlfriend's daughter.