The Hangover Thread

[Unrighteous]

That's a brilliant idea.

[Stouffer]

Going down well; only one left.

 

Then it's wine time.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Went out Saturday about 6pm, scene missing 9am Sunday morning, half through my vodka and orange I realised that I was absolutely SPASTICATED and aborted. It's not even worth beginning to try and explain or remember what I did for the 14 hours, I do find it incredibly difficult to say no to anything shoved in my face however, that usually explains a lot.

Had an awkward car journey home from Manchester where we both that done in neither of us could physically speak, at one point she said 'you left your shoes', I couldn't speak but inside I was thinking FUCK THEM SHOES, not sure why I had such beef with the shoes but there you go. Tuesday night and I still can't spleep and I have no skin in my mouth, a good time had by all.

[stringvest]

Vodka and orange is as retro as Spangles Zeke. You'll be on the Tequila Sunrises next

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Vodka and orange is as retro as Spangles Zeke. You'll be on the Tequila Sunrises next

It was all that was left la.

[Captain Turdseye]

Eurgh.

 

Booked today off work so I can get a few things done that aren't possible at the weekend.

 

Ruined it by going out to play snooker last night. I'm feeling grim. Only bacon can save me now.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Went out Saturday about 6pm, scene missing 9am Sunday morning, half through my vodka and orange I realised that I was absolutely SPASTICATED and aborted. It's not even worth beginning to try and explain or remember what I did for the 14 hours, I do find it incredibly difficult to say no to anything shoved in my face however, that usually explains a lot.

Had an awkward car journey home from Manchester where we both that done in neither of us could physically speak, at one point she said 'you left your shoes', I couldn't speak but inside I was thinking FUCK THEM SHOES, not sure why I had such beef with the shoes but there you go. Tuesday night and I still can't spleep and I have no skin in my mouth, a good time had by all.

 

Hahahahahahahahahaha

[lifetime fan]

Eurgh.

 

Booked today off work so I can get a few things done that aren't possible at the weekend.

 

Ruined it by going out to play snooker last night. I'm feeling grim. Only bacon can save me now.

How was Simon?

[Captain Turdseye]

How was Simon?

I haven't seen him but I'd imagine he's still shit.

 

Currently sipping orange Lucozade whilst sat in Citizens Advice amongst a load of tards. Says a lot about a place when I'm the best dressed person in a crowded room.

[Bjornebye]

Went out Tuesday night for my birthday. Had some Prosecco and lemoncello before we left then a couple of bottles of wine in the restaurant. Decided to go for a pint on the way home. 3 pints of doombar then when I got in I opened some red wine while waiting for a kebab!

 

Slept in yesterday ,two hours late for work, head fucked all-day, was in bed by 9 last night. still feel shit today.

[Bjornebye]

The fuck are you doing in Citizens Advice? Neighbours been posting shit through the door again?

[Captain Turdseye]

I'm going self employed. Just want to know the ins and outs with regards to paying my own tax and shit. Just been taken into a room by a rather flamboyant homosexual who seems insistent on maintaining eye contact at all times. I just want him to hurry up so I can get to the cafe over the road.

 

Ins and outs, indeed.

[Bjornebye]

so you are sat in a room with a ctizens advice officer yet are posting on here? Good work

 

Oh by the way, try google in future.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

so you are sat in a room with a ctizens advice officer yet are posting on here? Good work

 

Oh by the way, try google in future.

 

The problem with Google is the interwebs is full of know nothing know-it-alls.

[Captain Turdseye]

so you are sat in a room with a ctizens advice officer yet are posting on here? Good work

 

Oh by the way, try google in future.

He went to speak to his supervisor, probably to get more lube.

 

My laptop doesn't have a cafe opposite.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

He went to speak to his supervisor, probably to get more lube.

 

My laptop doesn't have a cafe opposite.

 

Did you run out?

[Captain Turdseye]

Did you run out?

Aye, wasn't expecting him to be so big.

[Sugar Ape]

I think I might genuinely be in danger of dying within the next hour.

[ZonkoVille77]

I had a mild night. 3 glasses of white wine with dinner and 2 pints of IPA after.

 

I feel like I've been kicked to the head. Drinking isn't worth it.

[littletedwest]

babysitting last night so haven't had a drink all weekend. Feel great.But fuck me missed getting pissed last night.

[Sugar Ape]

I've had tablets, a blowjob and food. The urge to cry in pain isn't quite so bad now, but it hasn't gone completely.

[Spy Bee]

I got pissed on whisky last night. I've never done that before. It's a weird trippy kind of pissed. And as my mates promised I do feel better this morning than I did yesterday. It truly is medicinal.

[Bjornebye]

Two bottles of red wine on friday night, up, haircut and straight in the pub for 1 yesterday. feel like shite today. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

I got pissed on whisky last night. I've never done that before. It's a weird trippy kind of pissed. And as my mates promised I do feel better this morning than I did yesterday. It truly is medicinal.

It's a pity it tastes like liquid fire

[Guest Super Sub]

On the beers last night until circa 6 am woke up at 12 feeling like shit but had a lamb Madras left over from the Indian I bought last night. I always buy far too much so end up having it for my dinner the next day. As I had a take away curry for my dinner it only seems right that I have a beer today hair of the dog and all that plus I am on nights next week so fuck it I need cheering up after getting beat by those fuckers today.