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The AMAZING Poulsen JOKE!

Christian

By Christian,
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Christian

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"athletics!"

"athletics!"

and

"athletics"!

 

Scene: Winding down from a long day at the "pitch" (office), Roy Hodgson, as current first team manager, is relaxing with a biscuit and a sneaky game of FIFA 01. FITNESS is not as it SHOULD be!!! Roy has sent the squad out for team building in the form of "track and field"

 

Soto: "OLYMPICS! This is a Sport. Back in the ancient times, Soto would bring great heavy trees - 5 in each arm - and in front of family would start a fire that COULD be seen across all of Athens!"

 

Torres: "where is the football?"

Stevie: "we NOW play together, silly sports day!"

 

Paul Koncheskey: "I remember when I had a trial at Brighton - the DISTANCE I flew the Javelin! many men, and women, and children, would gaze upon my acheivement and exclaim me as King of Throwing"

 

Leiva: "in Brazil, the games we play are like jiggy jiggy. Trust!"

 

N'gog: "I am not PLAYING. I shall look at the others, relaxed, kick back a little Rum and listen to the sounds of Marvin Gaye - my mood is chilled, is pleasure, is grapes served by 16yo virgins, each Cuckoo cooked with tremendous expertise upon individual teeth of a tiger. My style, my play - is EXOTIC"

 

*suddenly - the crashing sound of the Danish national singing voice"

 

ALL: "bloody hell, Christian is wearing FULL training gear and ready for the high jump"

 

Poulsen: "You! Mr Hodgson! You watch TV, but now I summon little Jay Spearing to fetch my "POLE SON" (Poulsen!!)"

 

Amoo: "Lord Coe presents London 2012!"

 

All: "Braaaaaaaaaaaap!"

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