Simon is in love haha

[Guest simon]

Feels great spent all night lay in a forest tonight with someone im crazy about she isnt great looking but she ace and i really feel all wierd inside about her. Its a fantastic feeling we going on our first date haha on friday. Cant wait.

[Wor Horse]

We had a lovely night didn't we Si? Can't wait for Friday babes x

[Guest simon]

We had a lovely night didn't we Si? Can't wait for Friday babes x

 

Haha You wish

[Jose Jones]

Nice one Simon.

First date super tip - cook her some dinner, you get to show off your skills, plus you don't have to worry about bill-splitting scenarios, get her a little tipsy and it's nice and handy for the bedroom/sofa/kitchen floor.

 

Clear up a few issue for me here though man:

How do you mean you spent all night lay in a forest?

You were having sex with a girl in a forest? Or you were both just lying down outside in a forest? Was there a tent involved? Did you take her to the forest or did you happen to be walking through the forest and bump into her there and one thing led to another?

[Wor Horse]

Smash her lad.

[Paulie Dangerously]

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Si if there's one rule that everyone should go by on there first date it's, just be yourself, ignore that.

[Guido]

[odris]

[Antynwa]

SMASH HER LAD

 

Keep it Warrington

[Steve Holt]

Nice one Simon.

First date super tip - cook her some dinner, you get to show off your skills, plus you don't have to worry about bill-splitting scenarios, get her a little tipsy and it's nice and handy for the bedroom/sofa/kitchen floor.

 

Clear up a few issue for me here though man:

How do you mean you spent all night lay in a forest?

You were having sex with a girl in a forest? Or you were both just lying down outside in a forest? Was there a tent involved? Did you take her to the forest or did you happen to be walking through the forest and bump into her there and one thing led to another?

 

Warrington High Street

[Uncle_Meat]

Fuck that, it was freezing last night. I'm guessing she's a bit of a chunky lass as I bet the heat radiated by her comely girth is the one thing that's stopped you from posting "I've got hypothermia" instead.

[Reacher]

Smash'er lid!

[paddyberger15]

This is all going to go really well, I can tell.

Tune in next week for the 2nd installment....

"Some Gypo's that I cashed cheques for came round and kidnapped my bird"

'My Gypo Kidnap hell' by SimonlfcGreen.

[Cardie]

Is Simon saying he found a corpse in the woods or that he put the corpse their and got all ted bundy on it?

[paddyberger15]

Is Simon saying he found a corpse in the woods or that he put the corpse their and got all ted bundy on it?

 

It's hard to tell at this stage. I suspect by around page 3 we will discover that he was at home and some girl that he knows was in a wood, or a forest, or her house. Not with him.

[AL66GOLF]

Fuck that, it was freezing last night. I'm guessing she's a bit of a chunky lass as I bet the heat radiated by her comely girth is the one thing that's stopped you from posting "I've got hypothermia" instead.

 

LOL

[Cardie]

 

It's hard to tell at this stage. I suspect by around page 3 we will discover that he was at home and some girl that he knows was in a wood, or a forest, or her house. Not with him.

 

My guess some drunk piece asked for a hug and he got all Lenny from of mice and men on her.

[paddyberger15]

My guess some drunk piece asked for a hug and he got all Lenny from of mice and men on her.

 

And then the Baylifts took her in lieu of some outstanding unpaid loans taken out under the name of 'Ders maare to Simon dan tarmacking'. They swooped before he could issue the Hands of Warning.

[Guest simon]

Im going to sound very sad here but we were sleeping under the stars. Problem was there wasnt any. We were bothe singing with each other kissing just enjoyiong each others company and fell asllep in each others arms but not under the stars but under a black sky haha. And people say im not a romantic.

[odris]

Gay, pics?

[Cardie]

Im going to sound very sad here but we were sleeping under the stars. Problem was there wasnt any. We were bothe singing with each other kissing just enjoyiong each others company and fell asllep in each others arms but not under the stars but under a black sky haha. And people say im not a romantic.

 

....and when I woke up she wasn't moving and looked like a tree.

[Dr.Filth]

[edinjapan]

Warrington High Street

 

Bridge street is more of a jungle than a forest. Or Beruit.

[Pope]

Pictures of the hoe please.