Simon is in love haha

[Cardie]

Shit, forgot the prospect of Simon breeding.

 

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[Cardie]

Really? None of you are willing to go there? You're gonna make me do it? Really? Ok then.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nothing personal Simon, good luck.

 

Even got the forest where she lived in the background.

[VladimirIlyich]

 

No wonder she kept you warm Si,theres plenty to go around.

[DPW]

Simon. You rock. You rock hard dude.

 

All the best with the new chick.

[Anubis]

My first thought on reading this was the Masters Of Horror episode Jenifer. Simon being the hunter who arrives on the scene at the end. With his air rifle. Does she eat cats and children, Si?

 

 

 

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[The Special One]

My first thought on reading this was the Masters Of Horror episode Jenifer. Simon being the hunter who arrives on the scene at the end. With his air rifle. Does she eat cats and children, Si?

 

 

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Hold the phone. Is he actually having sex with her in the car?! You men really don't care about the face do ya?

[Tom R]

Hold the phone. Is he actually having sex with her in the car?! You men really don't care about the face do ya?

 

She had a face?

[AL66GOLF]

Our buddy Simon & his new girlfriend started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, Simon finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

[Anubis]

Is he actually having sex with her in the car?!

 

You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're poking the fire, as Mav would say.

[RedKnight]

Should I neg Simon for referring to himself in the third person?

[Guest simon]

I dont know what i have done but now she just wants to be friends am fucking gutted.

[Guest davelfc]

I dont know what i have done but now she just wants to be friends am fucking gutted.

 

You've done nothing, welcome to the mysterious world of women.

[RedKnight]

The cock teasing bitch. Where is she? I'm gonna neg the shit out of her.

[Trumo]

I dont know what i have done but now she just wants to be friends am fucking gutted.

 

Coming from someone who's been jibbed off twice for no apparent reason, you're better off without mate. Friends only? Fuck that shit.

 

As the song goes, "I'm more than just an option, hey hey hey" is the truth of the matter.

[Cardie]

I dont know what i have done but now she just wants to be friends am fucking gutted.

 

Sick of your shit?

 

Either that or with half of glasgow looking for you she doesn't fancy carrying your remains to the skip when the tennants fuelled smack heads come knocking.

[Guest simon]

Don't feel a tit I feel dead bad I really do. Just been in a really hard situation I'm so sorry, would love to get to know u better tho x i just got this now im so fucking confused.

[RedKnight]

Leave well alone.

[Anubis]

She's started to headfuck you, Simon.

 

She gives you the come on.

 

Then she backs you off because she's been in a hard situation.

 

But she wants to get to know you better (dangles the carrot for the donkey).

 

Give it a week and it'll be "I really like you, but I just don't know.."

 

And then the cycle will repeat.

 

 

 

 

 

Unless, of course, the really hard situation is Noos's cock, in which case you may as well forget about her.

[Guest TesticleOReilly]

We're talking here about a lad that's bitten off his own finger and jumped out of a closed window. He's not going to take anyone's relationship advice no matter how hard you all try. Leave him to it.

[Wor Horse]

Devo'd.

[Carvalho Diablo]

...and, so off she goes...

 

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[Nantwich girl]

I've been accused of that in the past!

 

Sometimes you get carried away with a situation particularly if somebody says they like you. She's probably struggling with the fact that she doesn't really feel anything for you and the prospect of being lonely and not knowing if anybody better will come along. Im Not being nasty, I just think this is what's happening.:-/

[odris]

You're on her string now Si.

[llego]

I've been accused of that in the past!

 

Sometimes you get carried away with a situation particularly if somebody says they like you. She's probably struggling with the fact that she doesn't really feel anything for you and the prospect of being lonely and not knowing if anybody better will come along. Im Not being nasty, I just think this is what's happening.:-/

 

Shut up slut

[melons]

Sorry to hear that, Si.