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As soon as I go back to college and get my EMA, I am going to become a member. So in a way, the government is paying for me.



Since every penny I get to spend ultimately comes from our esteemed government, those fine, upstanding old Etonians that have never in any way lapped the worksweat from the brows of decent working men before stamping in their faces with the jackboot of social superiority, the same is true for me.


As Gideon 'George' Osborne sits sipping his cocoa tonight, looking ever more like a vampiric Little Lord Fauntleroy, I hope the grasping cunt realises that I've made sure £24 of the government's money has been spent on something worthwhile this year.


If you've got £2 a month to spare, aren't a complete cunt and have at least one worthwhile opinion in your head, you could do a lot worse than sign up. Even if you don't meet all of those criteria you could give it a go; Monty did and just look at him now.


Just like smoking, being a member is cool and will make you look dead hard and clever, so get your hands in your pockets and be one of the cool kids.


Dave: PM me about my fee when you get a minute.

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Haha oh wow, what an amazing home made porn thread we have in the MF!


Everyone's posted pictures of their wives and girlfriends in disgustingly erotic poses. This is the best £24 I have ever spent



Is that an eggwhisk AND an orange up there? Awesome.



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Despite my notorious meanness with the pennies I am now in.It's an investment rather than an indulgence is the way I look at it.

Now,when do I learn the secret handshake and ride the goat?



PS.Within seconds of the Paypal payment going through my old avatar and negging and repping powers were restored. I'm impressed!

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