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You will hear of him soon enough. With Christmas coming you'll see pictures in newspapers of the fat twat holidaying in Barbados, giving HIS opinions about restaurants, telling you which so-called "stars" he was water-ski-ing with, letting you know just how FAB it is being him, posing like there is no tomorrow. The season to be merry is on its' way.

Some guy spent some time with Paris Hilton, filmed it all then made a fortune selling the video on the Web. No need to pay $25 to watch on pay sites when you can judge her performance free here:- Paris Hilton SexTape - One night in Paris, Free Streaming Porn

The guy who just sang the Leona Lewis song sings like a transvestite...and he got through

The first contestant, Rachel Choo looks like a Pug's bottom. Then again she's 44...the poosey cat doll is not impressed.

At least Simon Cowell has balls and Simon is taller and slimmer. I can't imagine Jonathan Shalit in a T-shirt.

Why isn't Jonathan Shalit a guest judge tonight?

A very pretty blonde girl with a woman's singing voice is doing well on "America's Got Talent" and according to ITV News is tipped to win. They got Jonathan Shalit to pontificate about her. This prat positioned himself, for his interview, in front of a wall of awards, gold CD's etc which, one presumes, are his "awards." Is this Shalit not an unbearable show-off twat? He liked the American blonde girl though. He was wearing his favourite waitcoat, looking like a fat twat.

They look like they could teach Paris Hilton a thing or two. Paris must be the all-time twat of twats......even more of a twat than Jonathan Shalit....and that takes some doing. Have you seen Paris the video? I posted the link last week.

What do you mean "died"??? ELVIS IS IN the building. I hear him on Radio Two in the afternoon. Also, I heard Elvis is appearing live in Hyde Park, London. The King will never die. No wonder he got fat though, eating all those burgers. I wonder if Jonathan Shalit has tried the Elvis burger. He looks as if he has.

A comprehension test for you:- This was published in a NEWS paper, the "Daily Mail" on August 3rd, 2010 "The fat-busting efforts of showbiz impresario Jonathan Shalit have been given a boost by London Mayor Boris Johnson’s cycle rental scheme. After discussing a record deal with Sony executives for one client, Myleene Klass, Shalit was running late for a meeting with another, Kelly Brook, with his chauffeur-driven Mercedes stuck in traffic. So the agent, 47, abandoned the car and jumped on a Boris bike. ‘I cycled to Oxford Circus from Kensington in 25 minutes,’ he says. It all helps in his battle to shrink his former 16st frame ahead of his wedding later this year to Katrina Sedley." Question 1: What make of car is Jonathan Shailt chauferred around London in? Question 2: What do yopu think the fat twat had for lunch? Question 3: How many meetings for different start clients does Jonathan Shalit have per hour? Question 4: What will he not be ordering at The Ivy that evening? Question 5: What sort of condition was the bike in after 16 stone Jonathan Shalit had ridden it? Question 6: Would you like to be in Katrina Sedley's shoes? Question 7: How did the "Daily Mail" newspaper end up with this scoop? Question 8: Does Jonathan Shalit report every single thing he does to the newspapers? Question 9: Who the fuck is interested? Question 10: What is wrong with newspapers to print such garbage?

I need a bucket. This is the "everything you ever wanted to know about" Shalit's MYLEENE website:- Myleene Klass - Blog - Baby K, M&S Party, Bookaboo and Barrio Fiesta I noticed this on the site:- "Went straight onto the opening of the Serpentine gallery and had a funny game of ping pong with my manager Jonathan Shalit and my American agent John Ferriter. Both Johns were very good but then again, I was playing in four-inch heels and holding my hand bag (Lulu Guinness herself gave it to me so its sacred!!)." What could have been funny about a game of ping-pong? Perhaps Jonathan Shalit's balls dropped off....ping pong. That would have been funny.

I guess this is the one for members. I used to be able to post interesting Jonathan Shalit twat info here but it won't let me in any more.....is it members only now? http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/gf-general-forum/94114-prime-candidate-twat-list-jonathan-shalit.html On another subject, I see Paris Hilton got herself arrested again last week for having some white powder with her/ Perhaps this helps her get it on.....and having seem Paris the MOvie I guess she needs some extra help. I wonder if Jonathan Shalit and Paris Hilton knose each other?

I think you lot are just winding me up! Jonathan Shalit is a twat and if he really has had a nose job to make himself prettier, he's a vain twat.

"What would Jonathan Shalit do If he was here right now, He'd make a plan And he'd follow through, That's what Jonathan Shalit'd do. " Hey stringvest......I suspect Jonathan Shalit would be impressed. He may even employ you. I see that he gets openings. Being such a fan I'm sure you may want to work for him? Lost in showbiz: work for Myleene Klass | Life and style | guardian.co.uk “Ever fancied helping Myleene Klass find work? Then this is the job for you... This woman needs your help. Here's that big break you've all been waiting for. An email has just arrived from the agent Jonathan Shalit and he's looking for someone to help in the office. "We have a great opportunity for some one at Shalit Global with 3 years relevant experience. Please ignore if not and do pass on if you do. Thank you. Kind regards Jonathan Shalit" says the note, before giving the following break down of what the company does: "My co-director, Severine Berman represent [sic] a number of clients including Myleene Klass and Jamelia. Shalit Global also represents Kate Silverton and Konnie Huq. The job is mostly assisting with clients on their day to day activities - but since we are a small company the role is varied and you must be flexible. A day can include everything from arranging diaries, proactively getting work for our clients, attending TV shows and video shoots, negotiating fees, checking contracts and general office duties." So now we all know exactly what it is that publicists and managers do. But is there anything missing from his job description, do you think?” Sounds hellish to me.

It seems Jonathan Shalit may have had a nose job. Jonathan Shalit - Press Archive