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Ferdinand Injured?

Monster Masch

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I'm absolutely gutted for Rio, obviously. I don't think anyone knows better what he's going through. I've had so many disappointments, me. It all started way before I became a professional footballer, when I was just four in fact, when the doctor came to me mam's house and said, "Mrs Robson, I'm afraid Bryan only has one tone in his entire vocal range - he's going to drone on like that for all of his life - even if you squeeze his nadgers really tight or he gets bitten by an angry spaniel" And then the footballing woes started. Signing for West Brom, Strindberg's least uplifting team. Then signing for the mancs. Then getting injured all the time. Every major tournament, there I was, being hailed as THE star of the competition, then me leg would just fall off - no one around, no attack, nothing - or me arm exploded, or a toaster fell on me knee cap, or one tiny widget from a NASA spacecraft would plummet to Earth and become lodged in me trapezius muscle. Once I got trapped in Claire Tomlinson when I was warming down. It was awful. So me heart goes out to Rio. Literally. I need a transplant. I hate air travel as well. I hope nothing happens to the plane...

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I'm absolutely gutted for Rio, obviously. I don't think anyone knows better what he's going through. I've had so many disappointments, me. It all started way before I became a professional footballer, when I was just four in fact, when the doctor came to me mam's house and said, "Mrs Robson, I'm afraid Bryan only has one tone in his entire vocal range - he's going to drone on like that for all of his life - even if you squeeze his nadgers really tight or he gets bitten by an angry spaniel" And then the footballing woes started. Signing for West Brom, Strindberg's least uplifting team. Then signing for the mancs. Then getting injured all the time. Every major tournament, there I was, being hailed as THE star of the competition, then me leg would just fall off - no one around, no attack, nothing - or me arm exploded, or a toaster fell on me knee cap, or one tiny widget from a NASA spacecraft would plummet to Earth and become lodged in me trapezius muscle. Once I got trapped in Claire Tomlinson when I was warming down. It was awful. So me heart goes out to Rio. Literally. I need a transplant. I hate air travel as well. I hope nothing happens to the plane...

 

Ace.

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I'm absolutely gutted for Rio, obviously. I don't think anyone knows better what he's going through. I've had so many disappointments, me. It all started way before I became a professional footballer, when I was just four in fact, when the doctor came to me mam's house and said, "Mrs Robson, I'm afraid Bryan only has one tone in his entire vocal range - he's going to drone on like that for all of his life - even if you squeeze his nadgers really tight or he gets bitten by an angry spaniel" And then the footballing woes started. Signing for West Brom, Strindberg's least uplifting team. Then signing for the mancs. Then getting injured all the time. Every major tournament, there I was, being hailed as THE star of the competition, then me leg would just fall off - no one around, no attack, nothing - or me arm exploded, or a toaster fell on me knee cap, or one tiny widget from a NASA spacecraft would plummet to Earth and become lodged in me trapezius muscle. Once I got trapped in Claire Tomlinson when I was warming down. It was awful. So me heart goes out to Rio. Literally. I need a transplant. I hate air travel as well. I hope nothing happens to the plane...

 

I cannae rep you. But I would.

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I'm absolutely gutted for Rio, obviously. I don't think anyone knows better what he's going through. I've had so many disappointments, me. It all started way before I became a professional footballer, when I was just four in fact, when the doctor came to me mam's house and said, "Mrs Robson, I'm afraid Bryan only has one tone in his entire vocal range - he's going to drone on like that for all of his life - even if you squeeze his nadgers really tight or he gets bitten by an angry spaniel" And then the footballing woes started. Signing for West Brom, Strindberg's least uplifting team. Then signing for the mancs. Then getting injured all the time. Every major tournament, there I was, being hailed as THE star of the competition, then me leg would just fall off - no one around, no attack, nothing - or me arm exploded, or a toaster fell on me knee cap, or one tiny widget from a NASA spacecraft would plummet to Earth and become lodged in me trapezius muscle. Once I got trapped in Claire Tomlinson when I was warming down. It was awful. So me heart goes out to Rio. Literally. I need a transplant. I hate air travel as well. I hope nothing happens to the plane...

 

That is very very funny, gkmacca. Think you've got previous on this too.

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England team has just improved by getting rid of the spastic Rio

 

Rio has been crap or injured all year. Making him captain was a massive mistake.

 

But will cock up capello put Carra in as CB or fuck that task up as well.

 

Sky of course will says spurs love in means king or the guy that could not get in final squad will play.

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Sorry, but I haven't read this thread. But I'd just like to add the comment, HA HA HA HA HA HA you fucking spacker faced tart!

 

I assume I have got the line of the thread pretty well?

 

Can't stop laughing. Carra to start and Stevie as Captain. Happy with that.

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Some bloke on 5 Live didnt catch his name "Oh its a massive massive blow for England not only is he a world class centre back but the team will miss the mere presence of Rio in the tunnel"

 

Permission, please, to let my bottom lip quiver......

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