I have an idea need help.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

These kids need teaching young. 

[Captain Turdseye]

 

Si for Prime Minister.

[Bjornebye]

Bump. 

 

tears strolling down my cheeks here and I haven't even got to page 2 

[Bjornebye]

On 27/04/2010 at 00:33, Guest simon said:

I cant exactly say what it is. The liquid would be as thick as water the drop to make it activate would be when it leaves what is attached to. Thats all i can say at this moment intime and when i say Coin i mean the size of a penny or smaller and moulding it takes the shape to fit on something.

 

On 27/04/2010 at 01:25, Indian Red said:

I can make it. What volume of liquid are we talking about, for that will determine the thickness of the coin?

 

On 27/04/2010 at 01:45, Guest simon said:

 

I'm not sure about 3 times as thick. First will be a prototype like so about as thick as 3 or 4 coins. If it coulb be a type of foam that expands allot more than its original when hits air would be better like. But for now lets just do a liquid.

Genius 

[Captain Turdseye]

Epic. 
 

On 24/11/2016 at 11:42, Captain Turdseye said:

It's on his website.

 

http://simonlfcgreen.wixsite.com/simongreen

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Epic. 
 

"Riot Policece Man receiving Kicks from Rioter" 

 

I'm handing myself in me 

[TheHowieLama]

On 26/04/2010 at 06:24, Original202 said:

Simon, let me tell you where I am. The idea is sketchy and I don't understand what the hell you're talking about.

 

I'm out.

First post in thread - drop mic.

[KMD7]

On 25/03/2021 at 20:02, Bjornebye said:

Bump. 

 

tears strolling down my cheeks here and I haven't even got to page 2 

In pain here laughing. This thread really should be in the Hall of Fame.

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, KMD7 said:

In pain here laughing. This thread really should be in the Hall of Fame.

Absolutely. Dave deleted a lot of his threads at Simons request but this one remains. I wish the Brechin one was still about because I shit valuable organs out in work watching that unfold. "What are you laughing at?" "Some la.... oh fuck off" 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[lifetime fan]

[Bjornebye]

He's basically a relentless assault on normality 

[Trumo]

11 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

 

He's definitely tried the first one in the run-up to Easter. Soy Lent Green.

[Bjornebye]

I can't be the only one whose tried this since reading Cols post last night surely? 

[lifetime fan]

7 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I can't be the only one whose tried this since reading Cols post last night surely? 

The missus has been home all day, I’m on it first thing tomorrow as soon as she leaves for work. 

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

The missus has been home all day, I’m on it first thing tomorrow as soon as she leaves for work. 

Hahaha full fat or light soy? 

[lifetime fan]

Just now, Bjornebye said:

Hahaha full fat or light soy? 

Look at the fucking size of me, and you need to ask...

[Bjornebye]

Just now, lifetime fan said:

Look at the fucking size of me, and you need to ask...

Hahahaha