People who say "I'm sooo random."

[Charles Penrose]

The genius of Rik Mayall helped dispell that god-awful egocentric abomination of a phrase through numerous references to it in the guise of Rik in the Young Ones. Brilliant.

 

Personally I'm going to war with the word "like."

 

For example, "I was, like, really annoyed about...." or, "So he was like this, bluurgh, and I was like oh no...." or, "That's going to take, like, an hour"*

 

Cunts.

 

*Yes, Mustangt125. I'm looking at you.

 

That is a particular pet hate to me as well. In Kenya there was a prissy little American girl who would regularly use it three or four times a sentence.

 

This was the girl who asked me the following question:

 

"Do you guys, like, have 4th of July in England?".

 

My reply being: "No we skip from the 3rd to the 5th. If you mean Independence Day, then no not generally speaking, as you beat us.

 

The dumb perma-tanned bookyak

[Original202]

 

How long can you last?

 

What the hell were you looking for when you found that?

[RoboRiise]

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How long can you last?

 

 

I managed 1:13 but you need to take account of the fact that I spent 7 years working in Jobcentres and am now a complaint handler for HMRC - over the years, I've developed reserves of patience and tolerance far beyond those of the average man in the street.

[Original202]

I watched that vid, and like, this video popped up on my YooToob home page, it like, totally sucks.

 

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[janeybobs]

I see we have a poster called janeybobs lurking. Tell me janeybobs, are you by any chance sooooo random?

 

Haha, I would say no. I don't even understand how you'd qualify as random! Guess I'm just not down with the kids.

[TheBitch]

Janeybobs shouldn't be red after 2 posts. BOOM!

[razor]

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How long can you last?

 

16 seconds, but I was heavily tempted by 9. I just hung on until positive confirmation it was American.

 

As if I didn't know.

 

That other one with the "guy" who's so loose he doesn't know if it's Toosday or Wednesday, well, until exactly that point.

 

 

 

 

I just, like, LOVE user-generated content! Right?

[The Special One]

The screech around 1:14 made me want to kill myself.

[Fowlers God]

Haha, I would say no. I don't even understand how you'd qualify as random! Guess I'm just not down with the kids.

 

Ha Ha, justa small random question here.

 

Did you mean to have your user name as Janeyboobs, but just forgot the second O or did you used to be called Bob and your now called Janey?

[RoboRiise]

Haha, I would say no. I don't even understand how you'd qualify as random! Guess I'm just not down with the kids.

 

 

OK, I take it back - lurkers are once again fun.

 

 

 

The screech around 1:14 made me want to kill myself.

 

 

That's exactly what did for me.

[janeybobs]

Ha Ha, justa small random question here.

 

Did you mean to have your user name as Janeyboobs, but just forgot the second O or did you used to be called Bob and your now called Janey?

 

Oh, a random question for a random thread.

 

I'm debating saying yes to both, but then I don't think I want to get labelled as a tranny forever. The boobs one could fit as a description, but it's not a typo, just my nickname I'm afraid!

[Liverpool lad]

These random people forever tell you about their epic nights out, and how messy it got and how random it was. You turn up to one of these nights only to be massively disappointed as how ordinary it is, and how these people are just normal punters having a drink.

[Remmie]

I sat through that whole supermac video, I feel abused and used, in a bad way.

[RoboRiise]

It's been a while!

 

 

[YOUTUBE]JvCeRHa3Q8c [/YOUTUBE]

 

 

My fantasy is a blur of movement appearing at the extreme left of the frame, then someone punches him out right through the car window.

[Mike D]

that fat twat!!!

 

ive worked with mongs exactly like him over the years.

whats even more annoying is that they get liked in the workplace, they attract fellow mongs and birds who'll pander to him and you feel like your the only one who can see that hes a fuckin gimp.

[Mustangt125]

Think we've been through this before but it's always good to freshen our memories;

 

Bubbly- Fat.

Happy go Lucky- Fat.

VGSOH- Fat.

Curvy-Fat

A good Heart- Fat.

 

As for being 'Random', well, It's all been said, how are you supposed to not end up a cynical, bitter, twisted old man when there's so many utter cock ends in the world, you can't win.

 

 

Needs repped. This thread is hilarious by the way

[Pony Princess]

It's been a while!

 

 

[YOUTUBE]JvCeRHa3Q8c [/YOUTUBE]

 

What a stupid fat bastard. Maybe people wear smart on casual fridays so they don't look like a fat man-child.

 

Video bloggers always think they are sooo random.

 

[YOUTUBE]YrEU4IwfsPM[/YOUTUBE]

[Duff Man]

I really struggle with people like that fat dude. I just hate them so much I find it almost physically impossible to converse with them.

[Elite]

My fantasy is a blur of movement appearing at the extreme left of the frame, then someone punches him out right through the car window.

 

lolz

[IronSpy]

People like that who go to the trouble of making a video and posting it on youtube annoy me. Who cares what he thinks about any random meaningless subject, unless you're funny or interesting in someway save that shit for your mates.

 

Erm...

 

No, nothing. It's nothing. Carry on.

[Reacher]

 

What a stupid fat bastard. Maybe people wear smart on casual fridays so they don't look like a fat man-child.

 

Video bloggers always think they are sooo random.

 

YouTube Link

 

What. The. Fuck.

 

Some serious substance abuse going on there or she was dropped on her head as a baby.

[Stu Monty]

That guy is so Brent that you're almost not sure if the joke is on us; but then you see that desperate look of craving respect and adulation and you realise it isn't. It's just a bloke, being a massive twat, thinking he's being cool.

[Pony Princess]

What. The. Fuck.

 

Some serious substance abuse going on there or she was dropped on her head as a baby.

 

Yeah, she is unbelievably cute but seriously, after one minute of that i'd probably have to slap her so I could get a word in.

[Anubis]

It's been a while!

 

 

[YOUTUBE]JvCeRHa3Q8c [/YOUTUBE]

 

 

 

This was posted as a comment 17 hours ago. Fess up.

 

 

Can I pop over and murder you while you sleep one night this week?

 

Thanks muchly.

 

kopite1968

[Juniper]

I fucking hate Video Bloggers.