Instant cunt identifiers

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Attending a sporting event in fancy dress.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

This.

 

Its not sexist or misogynist or any other goddamn ist. The fact of the matter is that women are slyer than men. Stick them in the office environment, slyer still. Give them some power, slymageddon.

It's not misogynist, it's just a scientifically proven fact that female DNA is 32.5% more sly than male DNA.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Anyone on a skateboard.

 

Partularly so when over the age of 12.

 

Even more so when they have a beard.

 

Cunts!

http://www.vevo.com/watch/redlight-king/old-man/USH5V1121231

[Hades]

Anyone who describes something as a false economy. 

[Jairzinho]

Attending a sporting event in fancy dress.

 

There was a fella in the crowd at the cricket (in South Africa) today who was wearing a wolf mask. No-one within 20 yards of him was wearing fancy dress, including the people it looked like he'd gone to the game with. It wasn't in the section of the crowd reserved for "lads" either. Just sat there, being wacky on his own, probably a couple of minutes away from a heat stroke, like an absolute helmet.

[General Dryness]

Anyone who still thinks comedy sock puppets are a good idea.

[Lee909]

[Hades]

Anyone who uses the term sockpuppet.

[General Dryness]

Well what would Hades rather we called them then?

[Dr Nowt]

Capitalist racist homophobic evil murdering twerps.

[Stouffer]

Anyone who still thinks comedy sock puppets are a good idea.

Sifl and Olly disagree.

[thegreatelephant]

[Tony Moanero]

People who use their bollocks as space hoppers.

[Lee909]

[Rico1304]

Well what would Hades rather we called them then?

Racist

Ignorant

Capitalist

Ogres

[Section_31]

Puts foglights on when it's not foggy

[Curly]

People who say, "act your age, not your shoe size"

 

Usually a fat, bitter, middle aged woman who claims to be a mate to her kids rather than a mum. Will say it to 18 year old lads out on a Friday night, while out with her daughter/mate, as she is just "one of the girls" and the irony will be lost on her. Cunt.

[General Dryness]

People who say, "act your age, not your shoe size"

 

Usually a fat, bitter, middle aged woman who claims to be a mate to her kids rather than a mum. Will say it to 18 year old lads out on a Friday night, while out with her daughter/mate, as she is just "one of the girls" and the irony will be lost on her. Cunt.

Specific incident, by any chance?

[Curly]

Ha. Yeah, more of a specific person really. Massive cunt.

[Section_31]

Anyone who uses the phrase 'university of life' in any context. 

[Jairzinho]

Anyone who uses the phrase 'university of life' in any context. 

 

With the absolute worst being the beauts that put it on their facebook profile "Attended the University of Life".

[Curly]

Absolutely! Fucking whoppers. Add to that "The School of Hard Knocks"

[lifetime fan]

Absolutely! Fucking whoppers. Add to that "The School of Hard Knocks"

I'm not proud of it but I'm not ashamed I was middle of the road for every topic I took at GCSE and was able to coast and do fuck all as I wasn't smart enough or thick enough to stand out.

 

I got decent exam results and had more grief off my parents than I did the school for not trying.

 

Trouble was I fucking loved school.

 

I had a great time.

 

Did no fucking work and played loads of sport.

 

I even used to volunteer as a stage hand for the plays as you'd get loads of time off classes.

[Section_31]

Not remotely academic myself, but the university of life tag is usually used as a stick to beat people with by backbiting blokes who've got a complex, the kind of blokes who work on a production line and accuse the latest student part timer of having 'no common sense'. 

 

Common sense translates as  being able to do something well when you've been doing the very same thing for the last 40 years. 

[Hades]

Anyone who uses the phrase 'university of life' in any context. 

 

Guilty of a variant of this when I dropped out of uni. Used to call it 'the road less travelled'.