Instant cunt identifiers

[Rico1304]

I saw a bloke driving a Bentley 4x4 today - it was the most hideous car I've ever seen. The only way I can describe it is like the car Homer designed in the Simpsons. It was fucking huge, like a tank, in a bright gold colour and a bloke who looked like the major in Fawtly Towers driving it like he was invading Poland.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Using the word "delicious" to describe anything, other than food.

Or "sexy" to describe anything not related to sex.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

People who don't say anything.

People who say it best when they say nothing at all.

[Jairzinho]

I'd like to think Paul Overstreet was thinking about Ipswich when he wrote that song.

[Carvalho Diablo]

On the topic of craft beer, Brewdog Punk IPA is revolting stuff.

Seconded.

[Harry Squatter]

Anyone been that crafty beer bar by the flyover in Dale Street?. Went past last night, everyone in there has hipster beards, man bags and rolled up jeans. Cunt central.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Anyone been that crafty beer bar by the flyover in Dale Street?. Went past last night, everyone in there has hipster beards, man bags and rolled up jeans. Cunt central.

 

I haven't and now wont.  The ship is round the corner too 

[Harry Squatter]

Plus people on laptops like it was that Friends themed coffee shop in Hatton gardens

[Paulie Dangerously]

People who don't like dogs. 

[Sugar Ape]

Anyone been that crafty beer bar by the flyover in Dale Street?. Went past last night, everyone in there has hipster beards, man bags and rolled up jeans. Cunt central.

Haven't been yet but I'm going to soon. Fully expect it to be full of hipsters but they look like they've got some good beers on tap from the photos here:

 

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/new-craft-beer-bar-opens-11124542

[Paulie Dangerously]

Haven't been yet but I'm going to soon. Fully expect it to be full of hipsters but they look like they've got some good beers on tap from the photos here:

 

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/food-drink-news/new-craft-beer-bar-opens-11124542

 

I bet this is price per Schooner not even a pint

 

[cloggypop]

[Curly]

Wow. Condescending and overbearing in equal amplified measure. Cunt

[Jairzinho]

Top, top cunt.

[Furmedge]

Wow. Pete Noble The Cunt should be his full name.

[Bjornebye]

Cunts who smoke walking through busy town centres and just blow the smoke right in your face as you walk past. Fucking fat bitch

[KMD7]

Horrific that. What a cunt.

 

[cloggypop]

Horrific that. What a cunt.

It gets worse. I looked him up and he works in marketing. It's even worse than that though, he specialises in email marketing. The fucking spamming cunt.

 

He also used to manage an employment agency. The massive fucking cunt.

 

[Lee909]

Marketing departments are always full of cunts. Had a run in with one of the directors PAs the other week.

[Curly]

Cunts who smoke walking through busy town centres and just blow the smoke right in your face as you walk past. Fucking fat bitch

I was having a stressful day.

[alles ist gut]

It gets worse. I looked him up and he works in marketing. It's even worse than that though, he specialises in email marketing. The fucking spamming cunt. He also used to manage an employment agency. The massive fucking cunt.

 

Where does he live, and how well will it burn when we get there on Monday morning?

[cloggypop]

Where does he live, and how well will it burn when we get there on Monday morning?

He works in Newcastle.

[Special K]

Fella I work with does anything to save a few quid when it comes to his kids. He's always asking me where I take my kids for a meal but then asks if I ever how to any places where kids eat free. Unsurprisingly he hardly ever takes them out. He bought a yearly pass to knowsley safari park when they were on offer for 35 quid. I think he took his kids there virtually every Sunday. Also he is taking them to Florida this year but doing it properly on.the cheap. Flying on easyjet to Jersey, back to Gatwick then to Madrid then to Orlando. Putting his kids through a nightmare journey for the sake of about 250 quid.

 

He's also arranged with his mate that they will share the park passes so his kids get stuck in a villa bored off their heads for a week.

 

This is despite him buying a new car, going away to watch the ryder cup on his own and going to watch a certain sport in Spain and paying a tout way above face value for a ticket for the match.

He sounds boss......

[Em City]

Digital Strategy Specialist...a cunt title for a cunt job for a cunt of gargantuan proportions.

[Dr Nowt]

Voluntarily listening to Radio One.

 

Special mention for not immediately being in a worse mood if exposed, even accidentally, to any amount of their cultural howling void, in-between-shit-music prattle.