Instant cunt identifiers

[Bjornebye]

People who call Wednesday 'hump day'. 

[Hooch]

People in run of the mill desk jobs that dress far too sharply for their role.

[Tony Moanero]

People in run of the mill desk jobs that dress far too sharply for their role.

Bollocks. A man should always buy and wear the best clothes and shoes he can afford.

[General Dryness]

The bloke in the pub today in his Nickelback tour tshirt.

 

When are you up in court?

 

I'm assuming you violently assaulted him seeing as it was the right thing to do.

[General Dryness]

Bollocks. A man should always buy and wear the best clothes and shoes he can afford.

 

Problem is Tony, some cunts buy stuff they can't afford. All for show, you see.

[Tony Moanero]

Problem is Tony, some cunts buy stuff they can't afford. All for show, you see.

You can't buy taste, General.

[General Dryness]

You can't buy taste, General.

 

That is true Tony.

 

But you can buy clothes that look like you nicked them off someone a foot shorter and 3 stone heavier than you.

[Section_31]

Anyone who wears a shiny suit to the national. 

[redinblack62]

people going to the pub in a Nickelback tour tshirt.

[Trumo]

People going anywhere in a Nickelback tour t-shirt.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Superhero shirts or clothes in general on anyone over 12.

[manwiththestick]

Clothes in general on anyone over 12? Pervy.

[Bjornebye]

Batman belt-buckles on anyone over 12.

 

Anyone who wears glasses for fashion without actually needing to wear them.

 

Anyone who uses the cash machine for anything more than taking cash out.

 

The Judian Peoples Front.

[Dr Nowt]

An old staple complaint.

 

People you do anything for out of courtesy, be it holding a door open, letting them pull out in traffic or backing up against the freezer compartments in a stupid fucking noddy-sized minimart so they can get by, who just glide past with their nose in the air without acknowledging it, as though you were hand-placed on Earth specifically to serve them.

 

Called someone a spaz for doing it yesterday, which wasn't even what I intended to say, it just came out from among a jumble of quick thoughts much to both of our surprise.  Felt a bit like John's Not Mad where he calls the librarian a prostitute.  Really enjoyed how offended he looked.

[Section_31]

Nowt wrong with nerd clothes. I had a t shirt with a Darth Vader mug shot on, superb it was. Top one. 

 

The world would be a better place with more nerds and fewer car mechanics. 

 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Superhero shirts or clothes in general on anyone over 12.

 

Nope.

 

Nowt wrong with nerd clothes. I had a t shirt with a Darth Vader mug shot on, superb it was. Top one. 

 

The world would be a better place with more nerds and fewer car mechanics. 

 

 

Yep.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Non-Jocks who wear kilts.

 

Aint cool or clever, that wedding is just a mere excuse to wear a skirt.

[rubble-rouser]

Non-Jocks who wear kilts.

 

Aint cool or clever, that wedding is just a mere excuse to wear a skirt.

 

Drives me mad that - 'Whereabouts in Scotland are you from?

- 'Dudley'.'

[Mook]

Non-Jocks who wear kilts.

 

Aint cool or clever, that wedding is just a mere excuse to wear a skirt.

Kilts are fucking shite, I hate the culture that's developed over the last 30 years of having to wear them to weddings (mainly up here). I got some stick for wearing a suit to my wedding last year but ended up having the last laugh when I called everyone a bunch of cunts behind their backs.

[bouncebrigade]

People (usually women) who run in the office.  JUST. FUCK. RIGHT. OFF.

 

Unless there's a fire or a bomb scare, under no circumstances should this happen.

 

This really grinds my gears.

[Bjornebye]

Stop chasing them then

[Harry Squatter]

Some fella I worked with married some Danish bird. The ceremony was in Denmark and he was from Newmarket. For some bizarre reason he wore a kilt that he couldn't even explain as we asked him if he had any Scottish ancestry and he said no.

[bouncebrigade]

People (usually women) who run in the office.  JUST. FUCK. RIGHT. OFF.

 

Unless there's a fire or a bomb scare, under no circumstances should this happen.

 

This really grinds my gears.

 

Stop chasing them then

 

You'd want to see the lady in question.  The tide wouldn't take her out.

[Section_31]

Anyone on less than 25 grand a year who puts the word 'executive' in their job title, parking space, flat, or gym membership. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

They say no running when there's a fire but on those green signs the fella is legging it.