Baldies !

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Or ' The Folically Challenged ' for the more sensitive less than hirsute chap.

I don't mind having a shaven head except when people say things like ' Low maintenance ' etc, because it's fucking not. Been a slaphead for 15 years and spend more time on my bonce than I ever did when I had hair, shaving it every other day, having to use moisturizer balm ( I know ) to stop turning into a leper, hats and suncream in the summer, hats and the aforementioned slop in the winter.

 

Having hair is fucking easy. Walk a mile in my scalp.........not nits obviously.

[Melchett]

Being bald I like to go into hairdressers and ask them to sort out my perm. The look of confusion soon changes to one of horror by the time my pants are round my ankles.

[Get Carter]

Its the fuckin baldies!!!

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I've been rocking hair for about three Months but tonight I'm going back to shaven, if I can be arsed that is, like you it's takes me ages to do a skin head, can't bare lads walking round with home brew skin heads that have got patches all over them, fucking disgraceful.

[Guest The Big Green Bastard]

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I look so fucking odd ( to me anyway ) with hair, went to a seventies do in the summer and bought a John Holmes style wig and muzzy, thought I looked cool until my missus mate said I looked like Dickie Davies.

[RJ Fan club]

Shaved mine today. Ooooowwwwwww, solar panel for a sex machine!

[melons]

This thread is useless without pictures of you all.

[paulie walnuts]

Don't fuck with The Baldies!

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

This thread is useless without pictures of you all.

 

Think a young bald Elvis.

 

Thank you very much.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Liverpool Lad gets a skin head but he does like a 4 all over, what I like to call a 'stale skin head', I would post a pic Melons but you have had to witness my mug in person on more than one occasion, I wouldn't put you through it again.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

How funny when a lad gets a bonehead after getting some sun, looks like a white swimming cap.

[Section_31]

Some people just don't suit that shit.

 

 

 

 

 

 

And of course, the king.

 

 

[melons]

Think a young bald Elvis.

 

Thank you very much.

 

That's not quite a nice image i have running through my head.

 

Liverpool Lad gets a skin head but he does like a 4 all over, what I like to call a 'stale skin head', I would post a pic Melons but you have had to witness my mug in person on more than one occasion, I wouldn't put you through it again.

 

I appreciate the thought, pretty sure I was pissed/very merry on those occasions so there was no harm done. x

 

 

 

 

Patrick Stewart with hair is a whole lot of wrongness.

[lostinspace1970]

Think a young bald Elvis.

 

Thank you very much.

 

 

Frightening!!!

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I had to go bald when i had my hip replacement. Shaved me nuts ever since.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I get a number 1 every week. I am not a completely bald yet but my receeding hairline makes it necessary.

 

I like it. I look harder and got more fanny then when I had my long girly hair

[Baldi]

shave it once a week a moisturise it every day....not a problem.

[Juniper]

I've been rocking hair for about three Months but tonight I'm going back to shaven.

 

 

Please do, some of us* might recognize you next time they have a lengthly conversation inches away from you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Just me then?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Please do, some of us* might recognize you when they have a lengthly conversation inches away from you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Just me then?

 

 

It's had to be adjourned till tomorrow, no chance of you gettin' a skin head is there yer scruffy get.

[Juniper]

It's had to be adjourned, till tomorrow, no chance of you gettin' a skin head is there yer scruffy get.

 

I rocked the skinhead look for ten years in my youth. I'm letting it all run free these days, my magical barnet was held back for too long.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I rocked the skinhead look for ten years in my youth. I'm letting it all run free these days, my magical barnet was held back for too long.

 

It's the source of your power, naturally.

[Liverpool lad]

I get a nought and then sort of leave it till I can get somebody to run a set of clippers over it.

 

What's all this staleskin head shit? I have to keep it moderately respectable of late as I have been going for job interviews and I don't want to look like a debt collector.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I get a nought and then sort of leave it till I can get somebody to run a set of clippers over it.

 

What's all this staleskin head shit? I have to keep it moderately respectable of late as I have been going for job interviews and I don't want to look like a debt collector.

 

Haha, I stole your phrase and turned it on you, and you didn't even see it coming !! probably because of that massive stale skin head impairing your vision.

[Juniper]

It's the source of your power, naturally.

 

And the grey hairs.....