Get Carter

Worn them since I was 6 had a lazy eye they said. Were these Nazzy Health Gigs for the next 10 years and a patch over your eye and your eyes will fix themselves by the time your 16 you wont need glasses. My lenses are now stronger than ever still got the lazy and now long sighted in my right eye. Its a racket that opticians lark Most recent frames of choice have been Tom Ford which look exactly the same as the NHS ones I had as a kid but now apparently my glasses are cool as opposed to the Speccy 4 eyes I was known as at school!!!

I say I'm going to Town when I go to our City Centre doesn't mean it is just cause someone called it.

Satherwaites in Crosby do a pork pie with black pudding and one with Haggis tremendous with HP

I watched one recently called Southern Rites think it was a HBO documentary about the racism that still exists in Georgia and the Deep South in the states

The top 5 managers in the league at present were hardly household names as players. Great players don't always make Great managers I don't know the ins and outs but I think Eddie Newton was a youth coach at Chelsea at a similar time to Rodgers if they both went for say the Watford Job and Rodgers pulls out 180 page manual on how he sees football etc then as a club owner you cant help but be impressed

This is just the start, with this new TV deal I think the agents are going to keep demanding ridiculous money. I hope FSG stand their ground you have to set your stall out as a business and a football club you cant have the tail wagging the dog. If they agree to the 180k a week he is allegedly demanding where does that leave them in 2 years time when he wants 300k a week and Coutinho & Sturridges agents start demanding parity its not as clear cut as just give him what he wants

Chris Rea - Driving home for Christmas is still a favourite of mine

Read his autobiography last year....good read top gooser

Piers Morgan - Cunt Bruce Forsyth - "Not nice to see you" Cunt Sam Twatterface - "Get your stats right" Cunt Eamonn Holmes - "Mr Kipling Applie Pie faced" Cunt Katie Price - "No ones interested" Cunt Clare Sweeney - "I've got an aparment in Liverpool & a place in Spain aswell ye know" Cunt John Bishop - "I'm the most scouserest scouse me la" Cunt David Walliams - "Disturbing looking gay, straight man" Cunt Nick Grimshaw - "Everything that is wrong with the BBC" Cunt Alexander Armstrong - "Pointless, yes you are you smug" Cunt

John Farnham - The Voice

What is your starting 11 with that bench?? I think you have Can starting judging by that and I cant see that happening I think Lalana & Allen will both start ahead of him.

It works a bit like the tote from what I gather. Apparently because 3 of the numbers were below 31 it meant a lot of 3 number ticket winners (200k +) who they guarantee will win £25 so that's £5 million out of the overall fund thus reducing the total prize fund and the Jackpot Prize. its a marketing disaster for the Lotto if you ask me when for predicting a better result you receive a less cash prize I think they will lose a large percentage of the remaining dwindling amount of punters they have. And they should always guarantee a £1 million plus jackpot just reduce the fat cat shareholders bonus for the year would have easily covered it.

I have some US suppliers and they took us the Kentucky derby a few years ago asked if we had horse racing in the UK ??? I had to bite my tongue and just say yes and not "actually we had horse racing before your country as you know it even existed and this race we are at is actually named after the English equivalent" On another occasion they asked me if we have whiskey in the UK

Sorry my gripes aren't as interesting and fascinating as yours I'll try harder in future to be as super cool as you clearly are before starting a thread

or even know better!!!