Irritating celebrity fans

[Reckoner]

lana de rey is a bad wool.

 

I saw Zoe Ball at Glastonbury at a 'secret'  Fat Boy Slim gig gurning with the proles right next to me she was. She is a massive twat, endlessly shameful to her good LFC supporting father, i thought about telling her she was a fucking dick, but let her off, the  dicksuck your way to the top showbiz non entity who has had plenty to say about why she chose to be a man u fan over the 'angry' atmosphere at liverpool games (during a very bad spell)

grade a twat.

[Fugitive]

Dave Usher.

[Bjornebye]

didn't Daniel Craig grow up in Prescot or something? or Whiston? 

[Fugitive]

The Wirral

[Bjornebye]

The Wirral

 

James Bonds a wool?

 

*bins the 007 collection*

[Dr Nowt]

Licence to Mill.

[Trumo]

Is anyone else reading that Zoe Ball story above through a 'Scouser on holiday' filter?

[Anubis]

Ahem

 

 

 

Fucking hell. You can take the man out of the Wirral,  but you can't take the Wirral out of the man.

[aws]

The Spy Who Shagged Me.

[Reckoner]

WTF is a 'scouser on holiday filter??'

[VladimirIlyich]

When he was on The Daily Show, once or twice they filmed inside his office, where he had a framed shirt on the wall. Also, in an interview on LFC TV, Mike Myers said that John Oliver always texts him updates of matches, etc.

 

Also, it bears repeating that Last Week Tonight is fucking brilliant.

Think Oliver is a Brummie with Scouse parent(s).

His show is ace too and I remember that Episode of Community too. Man U v Liverpool game where the Asian guy supported Man U.

Wonder if the Yanks got the irony?

[Trumo]

WTF is a 'scouser on holiday filter??'

 

Oh this was meant for me. I read your comment not long after reading the GF's 'Instant Cunt Identifiers' thread where someone had posted their irritation at peopel who overdo their Scouse accent when they go on holiday. I still had that in mind when I read your post.

[Bjornebye]

 

He bugs the shit out of me. Normally because i'm hungover and hungry and he has one of the saturdays bent over a plate of stew. 

[magicrat]

 

He bugs the shit out of me. Normally because i'm hungover and hungry and he has one of the saturdays bent over a plate of stew. 

 

Prick with a fork

[Juniper]

He's a good guy is Simon

 

Massive red and lovely chap.

[Bjornebye]

He's a good guy is Simon

 

Massive red and lovely chap.

 

Might well be but fuck him. Until I get Mollie King up the shitter over a pan of scouse he can fuck off. 

 

 

[gkmacca]

Think Oliver is a Brummie with Scouse parent(s).

His show is ace too and I remember that Episode of Community too. Man U v Liverpool game where the Asian guy supported Man U.

Wonder if the Yanks got the irony?

 

He was born in Birmingham but actually grew up in Bedford. A very nice man he is too.

[Nunavut Patrick]

Think Oliver is a Brummie with Scouse parent(s).

His show is ace too and I remember that Episode of Community too. Man U v Liverpool game where the Asian guy supported Man U.

Wonder if the Yanks got the irony?

Senor Chang.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

They're not all irritants.

 

Presenting, Daniel Craig, Mike Myers and John Oliver.

 

 

(No idea who the "smell yer ma" bloke or the lass are.)

http://www.rollingstone.com/tv/features/20-things-you-learn-hanging-out-with-john-oliver-20140926?page=3

 

Oliver is a lifelong soccer fanatic, who never quite got over his dream of becoming a professional footballer.

 

"There's still part it that gets me," he says. "I went to Yankee Stadium last week to watch Liverpool play Man City. I got to go downstairs after the game, and I walked into the locker room, and I couldn't really handle it. I walked in, and it was the thing I'd dreamed of since I was a kid. And there were some of my utter heroes there, even though some of them are, like, 20 years old. And half of them are naked, which is weird for a start. If the phrase 'Never meet your hero' is true, 'Never meet your hero's penis' is probably even more true. I'm still coming to terms with the fact that half of Liverpool's team, I've now seen their junk. And I don't know if that is going to enhance or diminish my experience of them next season."

[stringvest]

They're not all irritants.

 

Presenting, Daniel Craig, Mike Myers and John Oliver.

 

 

(No idea who the "smell yer ma" bloke or the lass are.)

That comment at the bottom makes me howl with laughter AoT. What's a "smell yer ma" bloke?

[sir roger]

I am assuming it is the index finger position on the Harry Hill with hair chap at back left.

[Reckoner]

I believe it is a popular retort during chivalry amongst hoodlams of the inner city.

[Croque Monsieur]

I am assuming it is the index finger position on the Harry Hill with hair chap at back left.

He looks a bit like Colin Firth.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

He looks a bit like Colin Firth.

Now I've got an image of Colin Firth - with that mellifluous voice and debonair manner - sniffing his finger and saying "Smell yer Ma".

 

"The King's Speech" will never be the same again.

[Paco]

Not irritating but itv footballs matt smith was right behind me on the kop yesterday.

 

From the few things he shouted out i deduced we had similar views on marios contribution.