The world of a woman.

[Ginny]

Mrs always nagging me about the age old “leaving the toilet seat up” and always shouting at me to put it down etc... I asked her if she would ever consider leaving it up for me every now and again to even things out. She just laughed of course. So after every use of the toilet now I put both seats down. The actually toilet seat and the toilet lid. So both of us have to lift the seat when we go for a piss now - I think I’ve evened things out a bit. It’s the little wins that count innit fellas!

[Paulie Dangerously]

Shagged some bird I met in a pub at the weekend and when I asked did she want another go she asked did I mind if we just cuddled and slept.

Apparently it was so lovely just being in bed with a real man who did not snore all night.

 

"Well Sharon, the first one was so bad I didn't bother letting him have another go"

[Anny Road]

Right, so I snore. Always have. I'm not really much overweight (although I'd like to lose a stone, max). But I'd like to try and stop or reduce my snoring if possible. Sometimes I snore so loud I wake myself. And my gf is too polite but I know I'm waking her. If you Google it, the world and their wife will try and sell you the secret remedy, but obviously they have a fairly obvious motivation for doing so.

Forumites, how can I reduce my snoring? Pro-tips from other snorers would be appreciated. Sarcastic unhelpful insults, moreso.

  

"Well Sharon, the first one was so bad I didn't bother letting him have another go"

[Oh Buoy]

A woman you meet in a pub probably isn't a woman. 

[Evelyn Tentions]

Mrs always nagging me about the age old “leaving the toilet seat up” and always shouting at me to put it down etc... I asked her if she would ever consider leaving it up for me every now and again to even things out. She just laughed of course. So after every use of the toilet now I put both seats down. The actually toilet seat and the toilet lid. So both of us have to lift the seat when we go for a piss now - I think I’ve evened things out a bit. It’s the little wins that count innit fellas!

lived in a share house where blokes outnumbered females by about 4 to1. Guess which lid position was "correct".

[Anny Road]

A woman you meet in a pub probably isn't a woman.

For the record I never shagged anyone. In case the wife reads this. Twas a reference to the snoring thread. Quite unsuccessfully.

[sir roger]

For the record I never shagged anyone. In case the wife reads this. Twas a reference to the snoring thread. Quite unsuccessfully.

 

I got it, Anny

[Anny Road]

Tough crowd eh.

[Guest]

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

My gf has an odd sized bed. It's not a double. Something slightly narrower than a double. So my usual curl up on my side takes up a lot of room.

 

I might buy her a double bed. We were in IKEA the other day and she said she wanted to replace her bed with this fucking SINGLE bed that pulls out into a double. Which is CLEARLY going to be less comfortable than a normal bed. I mean, it's just common sense. Coupled with the fact that my sister owns this particular bed in her box room and I have slept on it. It's fine for visiting for a day or two but it's not what you want as your main bed.

 

As well as that, her bedroom is pretty big. There's heaps of empty floor space. She doesn't need more floor space.

 

But it's 'pretty' *rolls eyes*

[Jose Jones]

So you went bed shopping with your girlfriend to buy her a new bed, and she chose a single one?

Not looking good this, is it mate?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

So you went bed shopping with your girlfriend to buy her a new bed, and she chose a single one?

Not looking good this, is it mate?

Haha. She also wanted to buy binbags.

[manwiththestick]

And a dilly from Ann Summers

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

She just text saying we need to talk. I can only assume it's to make plans to go see Infinity Wars. I'm excited.

[Trumo]

She just text saying we need to talk. I can only assume it's to make plans to go see Infinity Wars. I'm excited.

 

Be prepared to find bunkbeds.

[TheBitch]

She just text saying we need to talk. I can only assume it's to make plans to go see Infinity Wars. I'm excited.

Remember the bin bags...

[Captain Turdseye]

She just text saying we need to talk. I can only assume it's to make plans to go see Infinity Wars. I'm excited.

Let her live in one of your condos rent free. She’ll soon come round.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Let her live in one of your condos rent free. She’ll soon come round.

I have sold all but one house in my portfolio. I have to keep at least one to host various esteemed foreign delegates (prozzies).

[Guest]

[Harry Squatter]

Woman who sits opposite me has started seeing a new fella and had the most bizarre rant at him yesterday. He wanted to take her away for a dirty weekend and said Manchester. She immediately roared at him saying "i dont like trams". Then he suggested Nottingham and she shouted at him "i dont fucking like trams" and slammed to phone down on him.

 

It was a proper WTF? Moment

[stringvest]

Woman who sits opposite me has started seeing a new fella and had the most bizarre rant at him yesterday. He wanted to take her away for a dirty weekend and said Manchester. She immediately roared at him saying "i dont like trams". Then he suggested Nottingham and she shouted at him "i dont fucking like trams" and slammed to phone down on him.

 

It was a proper WTF? Moment

 

 

sounds like she could benefit from a course of tramadol. 

 

Doesn't it lads?  

 

Lads?

[Guest]

Woman who sits opposite me has started seeing a new fella and had the most bizarre rant at him yesterday. He wanted to take her away for a dirty weekend and said Manchester. She immediately roared at him saying "i dont like trams". Then he suggested Nottingham and she shouted at him "i dont fucking like trams" and slammed to phone down on him.

 

It was a proper WTF? Moment

Makes you wonder what she would have said if he had suggested New York. 

[Hand Shandy]

He'd have been fine given New York doesn't have trams.

 

San Fransisco on the other hand...

[cloggypop]

Amsterdam is out then.

[Trumo]

A Streetcar Named Despise.