The world of a woman.

[Trumo]

She can't have had much done to her own hair if she was able to offer to drive to KFC for you.

[Captain Turdseye]

She can't have had much done to her own hair if she was able to offer to drive to KFC for you.

Do you struggle to drive yourself home from the barbers?

[Captain Turdseye]

Now she's eating breadsticks looking over at my peri peri chicken. You can fuck off, love, it's mine. Go and get yourself a KFC.

[Trumo]

Do you struggle to drive yourself home from the barbers?

 

I shave my head with a machine once a week, so no!

[bigbak]

While we were in Poland she had a keratin treatment to make her hair "permanently" straight.  Apparently this saves her time in the morning as she doesn't have to straighten it.

 

I got home last night and she'd spent the time curling it with tongs instead.

 

Words fail me.

[lifetime fan]

While we were in Poland she had a keratin treatment to make her hair "permanently" straight. Apparently this saves her time in the morning as she doesn't have to straighten it.

 

I got home last night and she'd spent the time curling it with tongs instead.

 

Words fail me.

Outstanding.

[VladimirIlyich]

While we were in Poland she had a keratin treatment to make her hair "permanently" straight. Apparently this saves her time in the morning as she doesn't have to straighten it.

 

I got home last night and she'd spent the time curling it with tongs instead.

 

Words fail me.

Are these those things that mainly black girls use to rid themselves of curls?(for some strange reason.) Seems stupid to me.

[lifetime fan]

Stupid cow in work put 4 pizzas in the ovens for lunch with them still on the polystyrene bases.

 

She then gave a lad uncooked popcorn chicken.

[Alan Sex]

Stupid cow in work put 4 pizzas in the ovens for lunch with them still on the polystyrene bases.

She then gave a lad uncooked popcorn chicken.

Uncooked popcorn chicken?

 

Sounds like a euphemism to me.

 

A slightly scary, unpleasant euphemism.

[Evelyn Tentions]

Are these those things that mainly black girls use to rid themselves of curls?(for some strange reason.) Seems stupid to me.

Most fashion is.The whole fashion industry is crazy, separating the rich from their cash on needless frippery.

[Chairman Meow]

Most fashion is.The whole fashion industry is crazy, separating the rich from their cash on needless frippery.

 

I would say it's more the gullible than just the rich. The level at which they are conned varies but it's all the same irrespective of the amount of cash. 

[lifetime fan]

I would say it's more the gullible than just the rich. The level at which they are conned varies but it's all the same irrespective of the amount of cash.

Exactly. Look at the number of daft twats that don't have two penny's to rub together;

 

£100 GHD straighteners

£100 on Clinique shite every other month

Fuck knows how much they spend on having eyebrows removed and then tattooed back on or pencilled in etc etc

[Curly]

Uncooked popcorn chicken?

Sounds like a euphemism to me.

A slightly scary, unpleasant euphemism.

Or a sex disease.

[Trumo]

Are these those things that mainly black girls use to rid themselves of curls?(for some strange reason.) Seems stupid to me.

 

To be fair to them, it's hard to get hold of Soul Glo. "A-just let yo' soooooooooooooooouuuuullll........!"

[Ne Moe Imya]

Exactly. Look at the number of daft twats that don't have two penny's to rub together;

 

£100 GHD straighteners

£100 on Clinique shite every other month

Fuck knows how much they spend on having eyebrows removed and then tattooed back on or pencilled in etc etc

 

The one that always gets me is mascara/eyelash extensions.

 

Is there any man, anywhere, who cares what a woman's eyelashes look like?  I have literally never heard any of my mates say "Ooh, check out that one, quite the eyelashes" or anything of the sort.  It seems to be something that they do purely because other women notice.

 

In fact, I would postulate that a great deal of a woman's beauty regimen is actually done with other women in mind rather than men.

[Mook]

The one that always gets me is mascara/eyelash extensions.

 

Is there any man, anywhere, who cares what a woman's eyelashes look like? I have literally never heard any of my mates say "Ooh, check out that one, quite the eyelashes" or anything of the sort. It seems to be something that they do purely because other women notice.

 

In fact, I would postulate that a great deal of a woman's beauty regimen is actually done with other women in mind rather than men.

There's a bird who works in a pub I sometimes drink in and she has massive (real) eyelashes and is fucking stunning. I call her Snuffleupagus...

[Trumo]

You actually live on Fraggle Rock, don't you?

[Mook]

Mr Snuffleupagus was on Sesame Street.

 

But yes, I live on Fraggle Rock.

[Fowlers God]

Gone to bed.

 

I'm a twat

 

Fuck off

[Captain Turdseye]

Gone to bed.

 

I'm a twat

 

Fuck off

Mine's a good egg really. After KFC gate last night, which she put down to the stress of us both quitting smoking this week, she's just literally begged me to let her spend money I don't want us to spend on alcohol. Sent her the shop with strict instructions to be frugal and she's come back with a bottle of white wine for her and a red for me, coming in at a whopping seven pound for the pair. It's no doubt cheap shite but I ain't no wine drinker so I can't say anything other than the girl did good.

[Fowlers God]

Mine's a good egg really. After KFC gate last night, which she put down to the stress of us both quitting smoking this week, she's just literally begged me to let her spend money I don't want us to spend on alcohol. Sent her the shop with strict instructions to be frugal and she's come back with a bottle of white wine for her and a red for me, coming in at a whopping seven pound for the pair. It's no doubt cheap shite but I ain't no wine drinker so I can't say anything other than the girl did good.

She wants to watch the Bellend fight and because I'm staying up to watch it I'm in the wrong. Or a piss head who ever you'll believe.

 

Yes I am getting pissed and I'm watching the boxing but I'm not going to bed just cause you are

[tokyojoe]

The one that always gets me is mascara/eyelash extensions.

 

Is there any man, anywhere, who cares what a woman's eyelashes look like?  I have literally never heard any of my mates say "Ooh, check out that one, quite the eyelashes" or anything of the sort.  It seems to be something that they do purely because other women notice.

 

In fact, I would postulate that a great deal of a woman's beauty regimen is actually done with other women in mind rather than men.

Women dress to impress other women, not men. Now keep up.

[Hades]

The one that always gets me is mascara/eyelash extensions.

 

Is there any man, anywhere, who cares what a woman's eyelashes look like?  I have literally never heard any of my mates say "Ooh, check out that one, quite the eyelashes" or anything of the sort.  It seems to be something that they do purely because other women notice.

 

In fact, I would postulate that a great deal of a woman's beauty regimen is actually done with other women in mind rather than men.

 

Is there any woman that cares what a man's music tastes or sporting interests are? 

[Mook]

Is there any woman that cares what a man's music tastes or sporting interests are?

There are plenty of them who chase Footballers and rich musicians about.

[memyselfandpie]

There are plenty of them who chase Footballers and rich musicians about.

 

Your answer.