What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[moof]

On 2/19/2019 at 11:59 PM, Strontium Dog said:

Yeah, what could be more boring and centrist than having the only Sanskrit language top 10 hit in history.

Ace

[Guest]

3 hours ago, Remmie said:

Airport veggie full English, beans swapped for an extra veggie sausage, no hot drink or toast as part of the price so paid £1.50 extra for toast. Probably could have charged rent for the amount of space left on my plate, fucking peppers on a breakfast, 1 minge bag egg, crap sausages, potato winnets, a mushroom dried under a hand drier for 5 days and a sad tomato. 

 

£9.25 + £1.50 for toast

 

I hope someone does time for this. 0.853374\10

You had to add coins to a ten pound note for that? I will apply to train to a chef. 

[Bjornebye]

Where was the airport? Haiti? 

[KMD7]

Stopped off in Mother Hubbards in Kilcolgan Co Galway this morning and Mrs KMD7 treated herself to this. 10 fucking euros, Toast was just warm bread . I'm starting divorce proceedings on Monday. 

[Anubis]

You should have divorced yourself from those beans at the outset.

[mattyq]

Marvel at the awful bean pollution that's pure profit for the cafe and doom for the customer

Like the look of the white/black pudding but the sausages look cheap & nasty

[Pureblood]

Nice looking soup.

[Trumo]

4 hours ago, Remmie said:

Airport veggie full English, beans swapped for an extra veggie sausage, no hot drink or toast as part of the price so paid £1.50 extra for toast. Probably could have charged rent for the amount of space left on my plate, fucking peppers on a breakfast, 1 minge bag egg, crap sausages, potato winnets, a mushroom dried under a hand drier for 5 days and a sad tomato. 

 

£9.25 + £1.50 for toast

 

I hope someone does time for this. 0.853374\10

 

Who serves that and thinks it would be good value for over a tenner? The big plate looks like they handed you someone else's leftovers from the day before.

[TheHowieLama]

Like a beanabaisse. Tasty.

 

The bacon is raw as well.

 

Eggs done perfectly - hiding their eyes from the shame all around them.

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, Trumo said:

 

Who buys that 

 

[Tony Moanero]

24 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Stopped off in Mother Hubbards in Kilcolgan Co Galway this morning and Mrs KMD7 treated herself to this. 10 fucking euros, Toast was just warm bread . I'm starting divorce proceedings on Monday. 

Not the best cooked breakfast, obviously. Sausage and bacon could be better quality. Blacking pudding looks ok. Eggs are fine. Mushrooms look like they are a week old and have been reheated. The beans are a disgrace. That said, decent portion size. Did Mrs KMD eat all of it? If so, I doff my hat. I like a woman with a good appetite.

[KMD7]

3 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Not the best cooked breakfast, obviously. Sausage and bacon could be better quality. Blacking pudding looks ok. Eggs are fine. Mushrooms look like they are a week old and have been reheated. The beans are a disgrace. That said, decent portion size. Did Mrs KMD eat all of it? If so, I doff my hat. I like a woman with a good appetite.

She demolished it Tone. We'd been on the road for a couple of hours and she was starving when we stopped off. 

[Tony Moanero]

10 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

She demolished it Tone. We'd been on the road for a couple of hours and she was starving when we stopped off. 

Ace.

[Fugitive]

5 hours ago, Remmie said:

Airport veggie full English, beans swapped for an extra veggie sausage, no hot drink or toast as part of the price so paid £1.50 extra for toast. Probably could have charged rent for the amount of space left on my plate, fucking peppers on a breakfast, 1 minge bag egg, crap sausages, potato winnets, a mushroom dried under a hand drier for 5 days and a sad tomato. 

 

£9.25 + £1.50 for toast

 

I hope someone does time for this. 0.853374\10

If ever their was a reason why vegetarianism should be banned, this is it.

 

 

[KMD7]

6 hours ago, Remmie said:

Airport veggie full English, beans swapped for an extra veggie sausage, no hot drink or toast as part of the price so paid £1.50 extra for toast. Probably could have charged rent for the amount of space left on my plate, fucking peppers on a breakfast, 1 minge bag egg, crap sausages, potato winnets, a mushroom dried under a hand drier for 5 days and a sad tomato. 

 

£9.25 + £1.50 for toast

 

I hope someone does time for this. 0.853374\10

I don't feel so bad about the Mrs Breakfast now. Cheers Rem.

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, KMD7 said:

She demolished it Tone. We'd been on the road for a couple of hours and she wanted to hang around primary schools so we stopped off. 

Fixed 

[Elite]

2 hours ago, KMD7 said:

Stopped off in Mother Hubbards in Kilcolgan Co Galway this morning and Mrs KMD7 treated herself to this. 10 fucking euros, Toast was just warm bread . I'm starting divorce proceedings on Monday. 

I'd eat that, then punch myself in the stomach and vomit it at the owners face.

[TheHowieLama]

As if today wasn't bad enough my son orders the beans...

 

 

 

My only hope is that Remmie posts one the those breakfasts he gets that are made out of Lincoln Logs.

[Tony Moanero]

10 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

As if today wasn't bad enough my son orders the beans...

 

 

 

My only hope is that Remmie posts one the those breakfasts he gets that are made out of Lincoln Logs.

You made him have them, didn’t you, you bastard. I’m calling the NSPCC.

[Bjornebye]

33 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

As if today wasn't bad enough my son orders the beans...

 

 

 

My only hope is that Remmie posts one the those breakfasts he gets that are made out of Lincoln Logs.

Is that turps in the glass? I fucking hope so. 

[Nunavut Patrick]

Turps?

 

That deserves squeeze and squat  time with Purps. 

[Section_31]

Two sausages, two pieces of bacon, a fried egg, piece of black pudding, white toast and a solitary slice of fried bread. 

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Two sausages, two pieces of bacon, a fried egg, piece of black pudding, white toast and a solitary slice of fried bread. 

Oliver Twist over here 

[TheHowieLama]

17 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Two sausages, two pieces of bacon, a fried egg, piece of black pudding, white toast and a solitary slice of fried bread. 

Pics or GTFO

[KMD7]

2 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

As if today wasn't bad enough my son orders the beans...

 

 

 

My only hope is that Remmie posts one the those breakfasts he gets that are made out of Lincoln Logs.

It looks well cooked that Howie.  Weird plate though.