What constitutes the perfect cooked breakfast?

[Fugitive]

7 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

 

It's vegan plant butter if you must know you fucking download. 

plant based butter….. so not butter then, you fucking tea cosy.

[Bjornebye]

18 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

plant based butter….. so not butter then, you fucking tea cosy.

 

Yeah but she's got boss tits so give me a break. 

 

[Evelyn Tentions]

On 21/11/2022 at 18:01, Bjornebye said:

 

It's vegan plant butter if you must know you fucking download. 

Yes. Margarine.

[Chip Butty]

Cobble, Ormskirk. Vegetarian Breakfast £19.50

 

Probably sounds expensive but I had 3 large coffees and stayed to watch the match and, on the coffee, - why call it americano I do not fucking know? its a cup of coffee and I was neither wearing blue jeans, nor chinos. Having said all that, the coffee was outstanding, hence the 3 cups. 

 

Anyway, I traded off my hash browns for an extra sausage, then bought an extra one, and they still served me hash browns - Potatoes should not be on a brecky plate, so I binned them off to me bird. I also got an extra slice of toast. 

 

Everything was lovely, the poached eggs exploded like a woodpigeon hit by a bus with their yolky goodness, the sausages had a nice hint of spice and lots of flavour, plus good bread for the toast. The tomato was cooked well, and the mushrooms were sound. 

The beans as a pro-beaner, were neither too loose or to dry, so added a nice level of moisture. The halloumi whilst it seems to be a go to stamp of 'this is a vegetarian breakfast' and everyone seems to throw it on, wasn't needed for me, though it was nice and not too squeaky. 

 

Only gripe, the brown sauce was not HP, which is criminal in my book

 

7/10

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

Tiny portions. Teeny tiny.

[Bob]

13 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

Cobble, Ormskirk. Vegetarian Breakfast £19.50

 

Probably sounds expensive but I had 3 large coffees and stayed to watch the match and, on the coffee, - why call it americano I do not fucking know? its a cup of coffee and I was neither wearing blue jeans, nor chinos. Having said all that, the coffee was outstanding, hence the 3 cups. 

 

Anyway, I traded off my hash browns for an extra sausage, then bought an extra one, and they still served me hash browns - Potatoes should not be on a brecky plate, so I binned them off to me bird. I also got an extra slice of toast. 

 

Everything was lovely, the poached eggs exploded like a woodpigeon hit by a bus with their yolky goodness, the sausages had a nice hint of spice and lots of flavour, plus good bread for the toast. The tomato was cooked well, and the mushrooms were sound. 

The beans as a pro-beaner, were neither too loose or to dry, so added a nice level of moisture. The halloumi whilst it seems to be a go to stamp of 'this is a vegetarian breakfast' and everyone seems to throw it on, wasn't needed for me, though it was nice and not too squeaky. 

 

Only gripe, the brown sauce was not HP, which is criminal in my book

 

7/10

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What’s the slab of thing next to the sausage?

[Chip Butty]

To be fair it probably looks it due to the picture I've took, it was pretty substantial. 

[Chip Butty]

Just now, Bob Spunkmouse said:

What’s the slab of thing next to the sausage?

Thats the haloumi. 

[Bob]

12 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

Thats the haloumi. 

Ah, fair dos. Overcooked I reckon, like the toast.

[littletedwest]

29 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

Cobble, Ormskirk. Vegetarian Breakfast £19.50

 

Probably sounds expensive but I had 3 large coffees and stayed to watch the match and, on the coffee, - why call it americano I do not fucking know? its a cup of coffee and I was neither wearing blue jeans, nor chinos. Having said all that, the coffee was outstanding, hence the 3 cups. 

 

Anyway, I traded off my hash browns for an extra sausage, then bought an extra one, and they still served me hash browns - Potatoes should not be on a brecky plate, so I binned them off to me bird. I also got an extra slice of toast. 

 

Everything was lovely, the poached eggs exploded like a woodpigeon hit by a bus with their yolky goodness, the sausages had a nice hint of spice and lots of flavour, plus good bread for the toast. The tomato was cooked well, and the mushrooms were sound. 

The beans as a pro-beaner, were neither too loose or to dry, so added a nice level of moisture. The halloumi whilst it seems to be a go to stamp of 'this is a vegetarian breakfast' and everyone seems to throw it on, wasn't needed for me, though it was nice and not too squeaky. 

 

Only gripe, the brown sauce was not HP, which is criminal in my book

 

7/10

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I know the owner of this place he used to work for me when I managed a carphone warehouse back in 2006. Nice bloke. Wealthy family he's a Red and his parents are friends with King Kenny 

[Atticus Finch]

Scottish National Gallery cafe Edinburgh 

Full Scottish breakfast £15

The meat products were very good quality, the eggs poached to perfection but the haggis & black pudding were superb. Beans not an option. 

 

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, Chip Butty said:

Cobble, Ormskirk. Vegetarian Breakfast £19.50

 

Probably sounds expensive but I had 3 large coffees and stayed to watch the match and, on the coffee, - why call it americano I do not fucking know? its a cup of coffee and I was neither wearing blue jeans, nor chinos. Having said all that, the coffee was outstanding, hence the 3 cups. 

 

Anyway, I traded off my hash browns for an extra sausage, then bought an extra one, and they still served me hash browns - Potatoes should not be on a brecky plate, so I binned them off to me bird. I also got an extra slice of toast. 

 

Everything was lovely, the poached eggs exploded like a woodpigeon hit by a bus with their yolky goodness, the sausages had a nice hint of spice and lots of flavour, plus good bread for the toast. The tomato was cooked well, and the mushrooms were sound. 

The beans as a pro-beaner, were neither too loose or to dry, so added a nice level of moisture. The halloumi whilst it seems to be a go to stamp of 'this is a vegetarian breakfast' and everyone seems to throw it on, wasn't needed for me, though it was nice and not too squeaky. 

 

Only gripe, the brown sauce was not HP, which is criminal in my book

 

7/10

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All the build up then you post that picture? 

 

 

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Bob Spunkmouse said:

Ah, fair dos. Overcooked I reckon, like the toast.

Fucking negged. 

[Bjornebye]

12 minutes ago, Atticus Finch said:

Scottish National Gallery cafe Edinburgh 

Full Scottish breakfast £15

The meat products were very good quality, the eggs poached to perfection but the haggis & black pudding were superb. Beans not an option. 

 

 

Lots of amazing stuff here. Cunt butter in a bowl and the bacon looks undercooked but yes lovely. Up the no beaners no pasaran 

 

EDIT: Did the person in the background only have one leg? 

[Chip Butty]

19 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

All the build up then you post that picture? 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

[Fugitive]

14 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

They forgot to fill the other side of the plate.

[Bjornebye]

24 minutes ago, Fugitive said:

They forgot to fill the other side of the plate.

 

They probably stopped plating up as soon as some fella dropped a log on it. 

[lifetime fan]

On 29/10/2022 at 09:10, Dave D said:

Not bad for Premier Inn.

Presentation not my strong point 

I was meant to be going on a jolly to Bournemouth for work next week but the fuckers changed the plans last minute and are sending me to Rhondda instead. Cunts. 
 

I’m staying in the Premier Inn there and have the evening meal/breakfast supplement for £25. 
 

I can’t wait to see what they charge £25 for! 
 

 

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

I can’t wait to see what they charge £25 for! 
 

 

 

Neither can we Col, Neither can we. 

[lifetime fan]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

 

Neither can we Col, Neither can we. 

I’ll probably just get pissed, not bother eating breakfast and get a pic of the plate of slop they serve. 

[Bjornebye]

Just now, lifetime fan said:

I’ll probably just get pissed, not bother eating breakfast and get a pic of the plate of slop they serve. 

 

Alright Lenny Henry 

[Clem H Fandango]

10 hours ago, lifetime fan said:

I was meant to be going on a jolly to Bournemouth for work next week but the fuckers changed the plans last minute and are sending me to Rhondda instead. Cunts. 
 

I’m staying in the Premier Inn there and have the evening meal/breakfast supplement for £25. 
 

I can’t wait to see what they charge £25 for! 
 

 

It's £10 usually for their all you can eat carvery style breakfast. It's ok.

[YorkshireRed]

11 hours ago, Fugitive said:

They forgot to fill the other side of the plate.

That’s the best part of that breakfast. 

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Clem H Fandango said:

It's £10 usually for their all you can eat carvery style breakfast. It's ok.

I misread the booking confirmation, it’s £24.95 for evening meal with one alcoholic drink and breakfast the next morning.