The admit to something that will definitely get you abuse thread

[Elmyn Noos]

Oh and my own entry, I used to play the Beautiful South really loud out my bedroom window as a teen to try and impress the young girls passing by.

 

used to - yeah right.

[Elmyn Noos]

i like white wine

 

White wine is for wimmin. Do you mix it with soda and add ice and a slice, you bitch?

[Elmyn Noos]

That's crap. there is nothing wrong with white wine. Try again.

 

Nothing wrong with white wine? Are you partial to a glass of pinot when you're snuggling up with Nettles in your floral nightie?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I once acquired, thru my dads work,a lifesize cardboard cut out of Princess Di, laid it down on the couch & made sweet love to it. They were the days! Didn`t last long, the cardboard got wet after a while. I`m off down the Odeon now to rob Megan Fox!

 

That's not an admission that's a fucking deep rooted problem, where you abused as a child ?? if not, you probably should have been.

[Elmyn Noos]

Some fucking amateurs on this thread.

 

I once bought a puppy, took a dislike to it when I failed to be able to train it not to piss all over the house, and when the RSPCA said they were full and wouldn't take it, I told them they'd find it dumped in the local park.

 

I dumped the dog in the park. No idea if they found it or not.

[Nomad]

Dance as in ballroom dance?

 

Fag.

 

No actully it was Ballet :$

[RedinSweden]

Nothing wrong with white wine? Are you partial to a glass of pinot when you're snuggling up with Nettles in your floral nightie?

 

Pinot? Pinot? Pinot what? If you are going to dish out abuse on stuff that is above you, at least have the decency to gen up on the lingo, you big cripple.

[Elmyn Noos]

Pinot? Pinot? Pinot what? If you are going to dish out abuse on stuff that is above you, at least have the decency to gen up on the lingo, you big cripple.

 

I couldn't be arsed to check up on the spelling of grigio (?), you flaming arsebandit.

[King Emlyn]

I like Coldplay

 

I could of gone a lot worse but it's not worth the hassle.

You couldn't

[Elmyn Noos]

I once informed a girl I was seeing that our that our relationship had probably run its course by copping off with another bird right in front of her and her mates.

[sparta7]

I watch Jeremy Kyle of my own free will, and I dont have to cut myself due to my self disgust.

 

Go on fuckers, beat that.

[Dicko]

Everything on this list is shite and I can't stand any of it.

 

The Office

Extras

Portishead - Dummy

Ricky Gervais

Nirvana - Nevermind

All heavy metal, hard rock after December 1991

Pearl Jam

2001 A Space Odyssey

Sgt Peppers

The White Album

Revolver

Pet Sounds

Smile

Little Britain

Mighty Boosh

Ricky Gervais

Cold Feet

Sopranos

Millers Crossing

Dexter

Coldplay

Radiohead - OK Computer

Top Gear

Arctic Monkeys

Se7en

Blackadder l & lll and most of lV

House

Life On Mars

Michael Slade - Headhunter

Trainspotting

Winehouse

Bill Hicks

Family Guy

Christopher Ecclestone as The Doctor

 

Neg at will.

[dirty_sanchez]

I'm a convicted paedophile.

[NickConklin]

I like to knock one out wearing my sisters underwear wearing a home made Nando mask while watching myself in a full length mirror.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

"a friend of mine" once convinced a girl she had a yeast infection by looking it up on the net thus making her go the gum clinic and getting all the tablets she needed to get rid of it and any other "infections" she may have. He then told her she probably didnt need them as it was just food poisining and he would throw them all away for her. He THEN took the course of three different antibiotics himself and got rid of his own STI's he had amassed without anybody ever knowing.

[Section_31]

I prefer Roger Moore's Bond to Connery.

 

I own a lunchbox.

[Elmyn Noos]

I prefer Roger Moore's Bond to Connery.

I own a lunchbox.

 

 

That is the most disgraceful thing I have ever heard in my life.

[Joe Le Taxi]

I'm a convicted paedophile.

 

I don't get caught.

[robbiefowler9]

Jeremy Kyle, I Dad-dance (I'm only 16), my first single was Gareth Gates....

[Nick Leeson]

I'm on my 3rd pair of straighteners this year.

[Hooch]

ha ha you like white wine - you gayer

 

Ha ha.

[Hooch]

I used to watch Dawsons Creek.

 

A lot.

[Elmyn Noos]

I really didn't give any single part of one flying fuck when I heard that Michael Jackson was dead.

[Thants]

I admit to thinking Red Dwarf is very overrated.

I have the Right Said Fred Album.

[robbiefowler9]

Oh, I also watch Brothers and Sisters. Religiously.