Pelochelys Cantorii Vs Blue Whale (Sponsored By Jesus)

[Remmie]

Pelochelys Cantorii:

 

Blue Whale (Sponsored By Jesus):

[Red Phoenix]

I'm going for splat vs gorilla, just so that gorilla can chainsaw the little bastard into enough pieces to feed more people than jesus did with his loaf of bread.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

You know sometimes when you cough you get a lump of snot at the back of your throat? That's what Bluey will think he's done when he accidentally swallows splat.

[Fugitive]

The Blue Whale will swallow Splat who will survive and then destroy the Whale from the insides out or he'll just cover his blow hole and suffocate the fat cunt.

[Best Believe It]

There aren't enough trees in the world that could be chopped down, pulped up, and turned into enough paper to create a book that would be vast enough to chronicle the amount of ruin the Blue Whale will dole out to the turtle.

[Fugitive]

One blocked blow hole = Death.

 

Cantorii wins.

[Owen]

The whale wouldn't be able to swallow splat, numbnuts.

[Guido]

PE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-ELO!!!!

PE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-ELO!!!!

PELO-PELOCHELYS, CANTORII!!!!

[aws]

whale would choke on a big bit of plankton never mind cantorii

[Best Believe It]

One blocked blow hole = Death.

 

Cantorii wins.

 

Whale would just do a belly roll and cantorii would sink to the bottom.

[Lurtz]

Monterey Bay Aquarium: Online Field Guide

A blue whale’s esophagus is only four inches (10 cm) in diameter—so swallowing large fishes isn’t possible.

 

 

Without the ability to swallow the splat, what damage could the whale actually do? Fuck all, that's what. Splat wins even if it meant eating bits of the what a mouthful at a time over a few months.

[Anubis]

Business as usual on the cheating front I see.

[Stu Monty]

Amphibious Bianconeri.

[Nick Leeson]

SM aren't you a legal eagle? Can't you find some kind of law from somewhere that says this can't happen?

[Karl_b]

I've voted against Chainy and Splat, both are corrupt, cheating fucks.

[Anubis]

SM aren't you a legal eagle? Can't you find some kind of law from somewhere that says this can't happen?

Sadly, Remmie has seen fit to allow a small group of cad's, led by Usher, to permenantly stain the GF Animal Tornament. The noble white siberian tiger weeps at the sideshow this has become, and vows to eat the shit splat at the first oppertunity.

[Guest simon]

Well this is easy unless one of them grows to a great extent.

[aikido]

Voted for the whale before Dave can influence me with his mass email propaganda machine.

[dirty_sanchez]

I want that Flat turtle to get fucked up so bad, I don't care how many times Ezekiel 25:17 negs me.

[Original202]

A valiant effort by the Cantorii but this is one match too far.

 

Blue Whale wins.

[mattyq]

I want that Flat turtle to get fucked up so bad, I don't care how many times Ezekiel 25:17 negs me.

 

Hmm, i think Ezekiel must get some sort of weird sexual pleasure from negging the righteous or possibly he's in love with corruption, deviancy and decay with the stupid Cantorii as the latest dupe

[Ezekiel 25:17]

I see my boy is holding his own, I will collate my thoughts, eat my tea and come back with a dish best served cold for that motherless cunt Blue Whale.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Hmm, i think Ezekiel must get some sort of weird sexual pleasure from negging the righteous or possibly he's in love with corruption, deviancy and decay with the stupid Cantorii as the latest dupe[/quote/]

 

A bit of both, negged.

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Blue Whale (Sponsored By Jesus):

 

The Blue Whale or as it's know the "the great Blue floating turd".

[Guest simon]

I havent voted yet because i think its vey unfair unless they were both the same size.