Works Christmas Nights out

[Paulie Dangerously]

2009: No class As. No colleagues offended. No passes made. Sang "Baby got back" on karaoke in the croc. Just ate a massive delivered full english

 

Best christmas night out ever

[grazywalker]

I go by the rules of make sure it is someone else everybody is talking about on Monday morning. if you do something bad, find someone and make them do something worse.

[Nick Leeson]

That sounds like the shittest christmas night out ever.

 

I fully intend to get completely naked on either a table, bar or dancefloor at this years christmas. I also plan to bring at least 5 people to tears whilst simultaneously jeopardising any hope I ever had for a quick promotion.

 

Not sure what I'll do after 8 o'clock though, just wing it I guess.

[Tyler Durden]

2009: No class As. No colleagues offended. No passes made. Sang "Baby got back" on karaoke in the croc. Just ate a massive delivered full english

 

Best christmas night out ever

 

You might aswell have had it in august and caught some of the decent weather

[Nick Leeson]

You might aswell have had it in august and caught some of the decent weather

Way to cut him down. Repped.

 

Sounds like you'd have more fun at a pensioners knees up. Not even talking cocoon pensioners either.

[RJ Fan club]

I've got two coming up.

 

The second one is the main departmental doo. I will try and keep to myself this year and moderate my intake. I am not going to ask my female boss if she and her hubby want to spice things up by using the jelly cock rings I got for secret Santa.

 

The first one is our team doo, and me and the lad next to ke in the office are organising it. As resident pissheads we were choosen. I'd be safer if someone else were organising it as then they might reign me in. The missus has already said she is going away knowing the state I'm gonna be in. This is the one I fear I will over step the mark in.

[Nick Leeson]

Top man. I expect a full report post-haste

[Tyler Durden]

I've got two coming up.

 

The second one is the main departmental doo. I will try and keep to myself this year and moderate my intake. I am not going to ask my female boss if she and her hubby want to spice things up by using the jelly cock rings I got for secret Santa.

 

The first one is our team doo, and me and the lad next to ke in the office are organising it. As resident pissheads we were choosen. I'd be safer if someone else were organising it as then they might reign me in. The missus has already said she is going away knowing the state I'm gonna be in. This is the one I fear I will over step the mark in.

 

Its imperative that you stage it in the sleaziest strippers you can find, regardless of the male to female ratio. That will go down a hoot

[RJ Fan club]

Its imperative that you stage it in the sleaziest strippers you can find, regardless of the male to female ratio. That will go down a hoot

 

It's gonna be a massive pub crawl, then onto the Ocean Rooms for dancing. Possible lap dancing or casino afterwards. Finally as we know eating is cheating; the food will come at the end of the evening in the all night greasy spoon. A Market diner gutbuster at 4 am. Lovely! Back into work for 8.

 

It's supposed to have an Anchorman theme too. But everyone is moaning it's too late to sort it. Boring twats.

[Paulie Dangerously]

After the previous few years I was just glad not to have made a complete cunt out of myself to be honest.

[Section_31]

These things are getting earlier and earlier, seems like everyone in the western world had theirs last night.

[loadsoftrophies]

Having mine next Saturday, starting at 2pm and going off on a bus for a big pub crawl, that'll finish at 11pm where we'll head to a nightclub and lean on some wall/toilet or girl to keep us upright.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

Had ours yesterday, it was shite.

[Section_31]

Had ours yesterday, it was shite.

 

We always end up having a meal and then four of us stay out, two of the four are into coke and what-not so pretty soon there's two seperate nights out going on featuring the grand total of four people. Then we all pile back to someone's house where said pair smoke pot until the wee small hours and I get first dibs on the flat's only bed.

[GUS]

2005: Threw up on a colleague

2006: Called my superior a "weasel faced twat"

2007: Took the office chubster home and vowed never to do it againt

Last Night: Took said chubster home an declared to everyone that I wanted us to be an item.

 

Monday is going to be grim.

 

Are her initials J S?

 

I'll be waiting for you for all the gory details in the breakout room on Monday.

[Brownie]

I'm having my team do tonight and then my big works do next weekend.

 

Cannae wait.

[Skidfingers McGonical]

We always end up having a meal and then four of us stay out, two of the four are into coke and what-not so pretty soon there's two seperate nights out going on featuring the grand total of four people. Then we all pile back to someone's house where said pair smoke pot until the wee small hours and I get first dibs on the flat's only bed.

 

We shared ours with our Manchester team and they held it at The Hillcrest Hotel in Widnes. 3 Course meal, with spam to start with, then a carvery then the smallest christmas pudding you have ever seen swimming in what looked like a bucket load of spunk.

 

Somoene even thought it was a good idea to get on of my colleagues to get up and do a bit of stand up. I wanted to knee cap the fucker so he couldn't stand up again he was that shite.

 

The few free bottles of wine were partly appreciated of course.

 

It was like being at the wedding of a very unpopular person.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Are her initials J S?

 

I'll be waiting for you for all the gory details in the breakout room on Monday.

 

No no Gus, not JS. Girl who used to work there initials SH. That was last year though, I shamelessly bumped my own thread from 12 months ago to emphasize how much last year affected me to not make a twat out of myself

[The Great Jacko]

This year was meant to be my crowning glory. I would remain in control and I would be the one whispering about someone elses actions on monday. But then I stopped kidding myself when they gave out free drinks vouchers

 

Down south we call that stuff - m o n e y

[RJ Fan club]

There is a lad in our place last year who got awarded the title of 'the MILF Hunter' after simultaneously trying on with every older woman at our departmental doo last year.

 

He hit on just about every married woman and even a Grandmother from our administration section. He also mildly tried in on with every other female in our team too. I think he got told to fuck off by about five single women and quite a few who are in relationships in our professional team as well.

 

It was the worst performance at an Xmas doo I have seen in 7 years at our place. Well since the first year, when the lad I'm organising the team do with this year; pissed on the pool table got thrown out then went to sleep on a seafront bench, upon waking up decided to knock the landlord who'd barred him two hours earlier to get his coat back.

 

Can't wait to see how far The MILF Hunters desperation of not getting laid in the intervening 12 months will make him act this year.

[Magic Sponge]

Ive got mine tonite. Goin the dogs in Manchester.

 

Cant wait to hear everyone bangin on about work.

[TheBitch]

No no Gus, not JS. Girl who used to work there initials SH. That was last year though, I shamelessly bumped my own thread from 12 months ago to emphasize how much last year affected me to not make a twat out of myself

 

 

You bummed Spy Bees facebook 'friend' Ste*h Hall*t?

[Furmedge]

We shared ours with our Manchester team and they held it at The Hillcrest Hotel in Widnes. 3 Course meal, with spam to start with, then a carvery then the smallest christmas pudding you have ever seen swimming in what looked like a bucket load of spunk.

 

Somoene even thought it was a good idea to get on of my colleagues to get up and do a bit of stand up. I wanted to knee cap the fucker so he couldn't stand up again he was that shite.

 

The few free bottles of wine were partly appreciated of course.

 

It was like being at the wedding of a very unpopular person.

 

I concur, as I was there also. It was the most cringeworthy moment in the history of christmas parties.

 

Skidders, you did have the chance to get off at 5pm back into town where I ended up in the croc (probably listening to Paulie Dangerously slaughter Baby Got Back) till the wee hours of the morning.

 

Oh and to add to last night, there was only funny moment of the evening. There was a raffle, yes it was that shite, and if you won you got a bottle of wine and put into a national draw for a holiday to Kuala Lumpar next year. One of the lads had his name drawn out and I swear I thought he was going to start crying and I'm thinking "fucking hell, it's only wine." He thought he'd won the holiday. The best part of the night was watching him slowly realise he'd won a bottle of pomagne.

[Joe Le Taxi]

No no Gus, not JS. Girl who used to work there initials SH. That was last year though, I shamelessly bumped my own thread from 12 months ago to emphasize how much last year affected me to not make a twat out of myself

 

You bummed Spy Bees facebook 'friend' Ste*h Hall*t?

 

Exactly what I thought.

[Unrighteous]

2009: No class As. No colleagues offended. No passes made. Sang "Baby got back" on karaoke in the croc. Just ate a massive delivered full english

 

Best christmas night out ever

 

I've got to neg you for ruining your christmas party streak. Weak effort.