Works Christmas Nights out

[Paulie Dangerously]

2005: Threw up on a colleague

2006: Called my superior a "weasel faced twat"

2007: Took the office chubster home and vowed never to do it againt

Last Night: Took said chubster home an declared to everyone that I wanted us to be an item.

 

Monday is going to be grim.

[odris]

Do you drink in the Orrell Park Ballroom?

[Paulie Dangerously]

Do you drink in the Orrell Park Ballroom?

 

No it was in town. Although I am in the area but I'm a Windsor basher usually

[odris]

Ah right, sound.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Did someone do something similar there last night?

[She Knows It]

Mine was last night. I'm trying really hard to forget about it. I've had 4 texts already along the lines of "omg, guess what you did last night???"

 

I've even considered resigning.

[odris]

Nope, just a general question :santa:

[Paulie Dangerously]

Mine was last night. I'm trying really hard to forget about it. I've had 4 texts already along the lines of "omg, guess what you did last night???"

 

I've even considered resigning.

 

I'm lucky in a way because I have to go in for 2 hours on monday then I'm off til a week on Tuesday so If i can get through them without anyone mentioning it I'll be fine

[Ted]

2005: Threw up on a colleague

2006: Called my superior a "weasel faced twat"

2007: Took the office chubster home and vowed never to do it againt

Last Night: Took said chubster home an declared to everyone that I wanted us to be an item.

 

Monday is going to be grim.

 

Repped.

[Unrighteous]

2005: Threw up on a colleague

2006: Called my superior a "weasel faced twat"

2007: Took the office chubster home and vowed never to do it againt

Last Night: Took said chubster home an declared to everyone that I wanted us to be an item.

 

Monday is going to be grim.

 

Just tell everyone that chubster gives rubbish head and you had to reconsider.

 

edit: wait, she's fat... no one will believe that.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Just tell everyone that chubster gives rubbish head and you had to reconsider.

 

edit: wait, she's fat... no one will believe that.

 

I'll just do what I did last year. Deny everything. If I deny it no-one can prove it

[Guest Dog Chaser]

Christmas work parties are always entertaining, got mine tommorrow night. I always say i'll just have a few beers but end up getting tanked up, can't wait.

[She Knows It]

I'm lucky in a way because I have to go in for 2 hours on monday then I'm off til a week on Tuesday so If i can get through them without anyone mentioning it I'll be fine

 

Count your blessings, I think there's photographic evidence of my indescretions. It'll be all over facebook by tomorrow.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Count your blessings, I think there's photographic evidence of my indescretions. It'll be all over facebook by tomorrow.

 

I did wake up with possibly the worst keyring photo ever. It's a picture of a guy I don't know and me in the corner with my mate. I paid a fiver for it too

[Dirk]

2005: Threw up on a colleague

2006: Called my superior a "weasel faced twat"

2007: Took the office chubster home and vowed never to do it againt

Last Night: Took said chubster home an declared to everyone that I wanted us to be an item.

 

Monday is going to be grim.

 

I've done a number of similar things. I once called the director of a company I was a trainee with, a "Cockney wanker," I was then taken home in a taxi by said "Cockney wanker" where I was given a carrier bag to be sick into. I was 17. I lost my job but the Cockney wanker was jibbed off for embezzling money from the company, which was owned by his father.

 

I did the office chubster but only once and not twice.

[Guest Dog Chaser]

I've done a number of similar things. I once called the director of a company I was a trainee with, a "Cockney wanker," I was then taken home in a taxi by said "Cockney wanker" where I was given a carrier bag to be sick into. I was 17. I lost my job but the Cockney wanker was jibbed off for embezzling money from the company, which was owned by his father.

 

I did the office chubster but only once and not twice.

 

Once is acceptable but twice would be scrapping the barrel.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Once is acceptable but twice would be scrapping the barrel.

It most certainly was

[Woo]

Mine was fucking class last night, and I am currently suffering arguably the worst hangover I have ever had right now.

[god knows]

I once necked the gob off our works sure thing, then proceeded to take her up to the office toilets where I smashed her over the sink so hard she had 'Hot' and 'Cold' imprinted into her forehead. I went downstairs and told me mate we were just necking. He started laughing and I asked him to explain. "She just sucked me off half an hour ago!" was his reply

[Randy Marsh]

2005: Threw up on a colleague

2006: Called my superior a "weasel faced twat"

2007: Took the office chubster home and vowed never to do it againt

Last Night: Took said chubster home an declared to everyone that I wanted us to be an item.

 

Monday is going to be grim.

 

Fuckin class! I have an equally shamefull back catalogue of xmas do's. One of my worst was from a few years. The do started at 6 after the store closed upstairs in the staff area. I finished at half 3 and instead of going home, walked up to the old Birko Yatesys (R.I.P). A load of other staff walked in half an hour later. It ended up in me turning back up at work at 6 absolutely fuckin shitfaced swigging a bottle of wine. I then had to appear in a mock up x factor, me being ginger spice. Anyway, the night continues on until about half 2 when i was taken home in a taxi, although i dont remember past 9. My boss came up to me a few days later asking me if i remembered what id said. I obviously didnt and was fuckin shittin myself. Apparently i was dancing with her, grabbed her arse, and told her she was a "fuckin milf". I was about 18 at the time. Luckily she was flattered and i didnt get sacked.

 

There are plenty more like that and i dread to think what this xmas will bring.

[Harry Squatter]

Did some bird a week before teh office party and she wanted to keep it quiet as she was our line manager. The night of the party she kept coming onto me and I said "meet me outside in 5 and we'll go back to yours without anyone noticing", It was Yateseys in Queen Square and when I was walking up to teh taxi rank everyone was at the top window shouting and laughing their heads off going "go ed lad". It was a bit awkward on the Monday as some lad kept going on about it all day even in a team meeting. Didnt stop me going back to hers the following friday though!!!!

Edited December 7, 2008 by Doctor Troy

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Got mine this Friday, problem is it's me and ten girls.

[She Knows It]

Got mine this Friday, problem is it's me and ten girls.

 

Problem?

[Ezekiel 25:17]

Problem?

 

 

I'm two girls short.

[Harry Squatter]

Got mine this Friday, problem is it's me and ten girls.

 

Do them all and you will be a legend forever!