Aftershave

[Dan]

one of my mates drank a bottle of aftershave last christmas. We were in my friends and were drinking vodka all day.

 

An aunt of mine bought me david beckham aftershave that was left in the car from the day before, and I dared him to do it thinking he would tell me to fuck off. He poured it into a half empty bottle of heiniken and drank it, the dirty cunt

[Carvalho Diablo]

one of my mates drank a bottle of aftershave last christmas. We were in my friends and were drinking vodka all day.

 

An aunt of mine bought me david beckham aftershave that was left in the car from the day before, and I dared him to do it thinking he would tell me to fuck off. He poured it into a half empty bottle of heiniken and drank it, the dirty cunt

 

So you're saying that your mate drank Beckham's juice ?!

[Guest Slim(fast)Shady]

Hate anything "aftershave" from the poncy adverts with the bloke with the 6 pack to the blokes at work that feel the need to bath in Obsession and leave me sneezing and itching!

 

Poof juice on the whole...

 

Post Shower itsRight Guard roll on under arm.pits....Gillette body spray the rest of me...

 

Those who bath in aftershave are clearly covering up a BO or Bas breath issue...in my mind!

[Carvalho Diablo]

Hate anything "aftershave" from the poncy adverts with the bloke with the 6 pack to the blokes at work that feel the need to bath in Obsession and leave me sneezing and itching!

 

Poof juice on the whole...

 

Post Shower itsRight Guard roll on under arm.pits....Gillette body spray the rest of me...

 

Those who bath in aftershave are clearly covering up a BO or Bas breath issue...in my mind!

 

Ha, what do you know about it, smelly fuckin Philistine.

 

I once had a woman come up to me and go, "Hmmm, you smell gorgeous. What have you got on ?"

 

"I've got a hard on love but I didn't know you could smell it."

 

What do they say about gift horses ?

 

True that !

[Chairman Meow]

I generally smell vaguely of Castrol R and desperation.

[Champ]

I generally smell vaguely of Castrol R and desperation.

 

You're not that Guy Martin off the tv, the Fred Dibnah for a younger generation, are you? His picture immediately came into my head reading your post

[Chairman Meow]

 

You're not that Guy Martin off the tv' date=' the Fred Dibnah for a younger generation, are you? His picture immediately came into my head reading your post[/quote']

 

No I'm not but I am fan of Dibnah and Guy Martin. Decent bike racer and a nice bloke is Guy.

 

My engineering side always comes to the fore. Love machinery and how stuff works.

[Champ]

 

No I'm not but I am fan of Dibnah and Guy Martin. Decent bike racer and a nice bloke is Guy.

 

My engineering side always comes to the for. Love machinery and how stuff works.

 

Mr Champ was watching the recent Guy Martin series and I started off thinking 'not for me' and that he was a bit odd but slowly I got drawn in and really warmed to him...not in that way, you understand

[SammyAftershave]

Aftershave involved in 'Aftershave rocks the world' shock revelation!

[pauliescouse]

Chanel Bleu has had every girl I've ever been out with saying it was gorgeous. Ad Chanel Sport previously, but I reckon Bleu smells better.

 

Pity was only the smell of my aftershave she was talking about

 

:D

[Magic Sponge]

Chanel Bleu has had every girl I've ever been out with saying it was gorgeous. Ad Chanel Sport previously' date=' but I reckon Bleu smells better.

 

Pity was only the smell of my aftershave she was talking about

 

:D[/quote']

 

My bird bought me it a couple of years ago. I've had three bottles of it since. I think it's the best aftershave out there.

 

And as you said, women love it.

[gingerhulk]

chanel platinum egoiste

 

winner.

[VladimirIlyich]

Egoiste is a perfect name for an Aftershave.

 

Sammy is ok too mind you.

[Dicko]

Just bought a few more...

 

Tom Ford - Tobacco Vanille

Christian Dior - Eau Sauvage

Issey Miyake - L'eau D'Issey

Comme de Garcons - Wonderwood (can't wait to try this)

Creed - Aventus

The Different Company - Sel de Vetiver

Shiseido - Basara EDT

Cartier - Roadster

 

My Ma is after Cinnabar for Christmas, I actually forgot to get it !

 

There's gift sets of that in Boots. If you can't find that get her JHL by Aramis, it's more or less the same thing.

[Dicko]

chanel platinum egoiste

 

winner.

 

Egoiste is a perfect name for an Aftershave.

 

Sammy is ok too mind you.

 

The original Egoiste is stunning.

Egoiste Concentreé is even more stunning.

I have both.

[Harry Squatter]

Hehe, nope. I ask because a couple of my mates used to shoplift aftershave from Boots and knock it back.

 

Apparantly Kouros was rank but Blue Stratos was their consensual fave.

 

If anyone from this forum were to be into the quaffing of gentlemen's fragrances I would venture Dr. Troy would have to be pretty high up on that list of suspects.

 

Well, him and Simon obvs.

 

 

Drink aftershave? Nope that's just not my scene.

[Guest davelfc]

It's against god and denatured.

[Harry Squatter]

I've got Chanel Blue because I'm not going to be the person I'm expected to be anymore.

 

I've got Chanel Allure and Allure Sport, both are fucking immense. Used to love Armani Code until all the Scallies started having baths in it.

[Ted]

All the square bottled Chanel ones from the last decade are immense.

 

Got that Spicebomb recently, and also Issey Miyake Sport; both are fucking brilliant.

 

Got a lot of love for Lacoste White and Rouge too.

 

At last count I had 25 aftershaves I think. Variety.

[VladimirIlyich]

I once got a miniature set with an aftershave called Jungle by Kenzo that smelled like coconut and What About Adam by Joop,which were both dead nice.

 

Is it that Cerrutti 1881 stuff which smells like surgical spirit? Horrible stuff.

[Remmie]

I seem to have an inate ability to break all my cologne bottle squirty thingies, any tips on how best to salvage the remaining wiffage?

[MokTheAfflicted]

whats your whiff? I use linx,Africa(joke) :P Ive always liked Aramis.My brothers bird used to work in Harrods.Got loads of little bottles for nowt.

 

Aramis....nice!

[RedinSweden]

I got a set of Calvin Klein ones, 5 different. They were mostly quite nice. The only one I didn't really like was Obsession. Too strong.

[manwiththestick]

Asked for Spicebomb, got some Diesel shit. Fucking fuming inside. It's getting slung to the back of the toiletry drawer. Next time she asks for some fifty quid bottle, she's getting fucking Anais Anais or some other shite.

[lifetime fan]

Issey Miyake - L'eau D'Issey

 

Got a bottle of this today, have to say its bloody gorgeous.