Monarchy

[Karl_b]

I had "abdominal surgery" and was in hospital for 3 weeks in two stints.

 

Where's my front page, you cunts?

[sir roger]

4 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

Katie's had abdominal surgery and will remain in hospital for 10 - 14 days with Willie staying at 

 

I'd always assumed she was pegging him ?

[TheHowieLama]

3 hours ago, Tj hooker said:

A 2 year old boy literally starves to death and it gets relegated behind this , No wonder this country is fucked .

A two-year-old boy was left alone to die of starvation curled up next to the body of his father, who had suffered a fatal heart attack, his family has revealed.

Bronson Battersby was found dead on 9 January, alongside his 60-year-old father, Kenneth, at their home in Skegness, Lincolnshire – 14 days after they were last seen.

 

Lincolnshire county council has launched a review into the death of the toddler, who was classed as vulnerable and subject to checks at least once a month by children’s services.

A social worker visited their home on 2 January, after contacting the father on 27 December. But she received no reply and, after making inquiries at other addresses where the child might be, contacted the police. She returned to the house unannounced two days later and contacted the police again as there was still no response.

The bodies of the father and son were not found until the social worker got into the home using a key from the landlord days later.

[Kevin D]

Why didn’t they have these procedures over the Christmas holiday?

 

Tell them to get back to work.

[Creator Supreme]

2 minutes ago, Kevin D said:

Why didn’t they have these procedures over the Christmas holiday?

 

Tell them to get back to work.

Or on a weekend?

[Harry's Lad]

30 minutes ago, sir roger said:

 

I'd always assumed she was pegging him ?

She's had a strapadicktomy.

[TheHowieLama]

7 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

She's had a strapadicktomy.

 

More than once.

[Gnasher]

I care as much about Charles family as he does about mine. 

[Carradona]

Breaking News: Husband visits wife in hospital 

 

All those deluded little wankers who line the streets in their union jack clothes will be reassured by that.

[Bjornebye]

Angela Levin and Camilla Tominey desperately trying to find an angle to blame Harry & Meghan no doubt 

[polymerpunkah]

3 hours ago, tokyojoe said:

A better picture of the jug eared old twat would be one of him having the prostate test with his legs in the air and something the size of a pneumatic drill rammed up his arse.

 

Ideal for the front page of the Daily Wail.

 

Cue William suddenly complaining about prostate problems.

[halewood pete]

[halewood pete]

[Bjornebye]

Top story in the daily Mail “Did Harry hear about King Charles illness through the media? Reports suggest media beat palace” Needless to say the comments section is full of vile. 

 

Very normal 

[Anubis]

Pray they get better, because this little fucker looks like he’d be a real life Joffrey. He looks like his hobby is branding puppies with hot irons.

 

[littletedwest]

Prince William will be looking after the kids. Poor bloke if only he could afford child care

[VladimirIlyich]

On 18/01/2024 at 08:12, Harry's Lad said:

So the Palace have released information about Charlie's  non cancerous but enlarged prostate to raise awareness and Katie's had abdominal surgery and will remain in hospital for 10 - 14 days with Willie staying at her bedside.

 

All very noble until you think of the vast swathes of men with a similar condition, often cancerous, who can't get an appointment even with a GP and all those women who are booted out of hospital long before they're recovered, with their husbands having to go to work and scratching around for childcare.

 

Why does that smug picture of Leonardo di Caprio with the wine glass spring to mind.

 

What an archaic fucked up country this is.

Who'd have thought it after their 'popularity' drop headlines recently. Their tactics are becoming very transparent.

[Carradona]

Batshit mental, needs sectioned.

 

[lifetime fan]

1 hour ago, Carradona said:

Batshit mental, needs sectioned.

 

Lying through her teeth. 

[Anubis]

2 hours ago, Carradona said:

Batshit mental, needs sectioned.

 

How can The Daily Mash compete with that. That Liz Jones is a fucking idiot.

[Section_31]

I think it's a bit of a parody now the mail, they know what they're doing. Some emails got released from fox news a while back where the presenters were slagging off their guests because they were fruitcakes, yet they still do their job.

 

It's a business model with a target market.

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[Bruce Spanner]

A truer headline would be ‘William left the royal cunt unimpressed’

 

 

[Anubis]

So is she in hospital because William has been gut punching her when he’s angry?

[johnsusername]

28 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

 

 

 

Online trolls: bad.

 

Newspaper trolls: good.