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Now the old girl has gone there's deffo an appetite to get rid I reckon. 

 

He had an affair, she had an affair, Diana had an affair, Dodi had an affair, they're all a bunch of absolute slags. Charles is a lazy bastard by all accounts and generally seems thick as fuck. "Brrrr the environment yaaaaah architecture pfnaaarrrr mama and papa". Fuck off you Toby Jug fuck. 

 

Fucking paedogeddon still stalking ladies in waiting round the back of the stables too. 

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Pulp Fiction

 

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of monarchists and neoliberal cunts. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

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22 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

A Dutch print of a new royal book has accidentally on purpose printed the identity of the royal who 'raised concerns' over Harry's kid's skin colour. 

 

I won't publish here, but on a totally unrelated note this was an underrated tune.

 

 

Does the person in question have big ears, sausage fingers, and a problem with pens?

 

Or is said person now parking cars in hell?

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55 minutes ago, Poor Scouser T said:

Great lecturing the world on climate change when you live in a fucking castle. Or several castles.

And private jets and your own fucking train.

 

He had one of his Bentleys converted to run on white wine, gave a brother a break.

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