Small pleasures?

[lifetime fan]

Coming home from a night shift, walking the dog with a mug of tea and getting into a still warm bed where he's looked after it for me.

[Champ]

Coming home from a night shift, walking the dog with a mug of tea and getting into a still warm bed where he's looked after it for me.

 

Those little pleasures almost make up for it. Almost, I said

[Champ]

The feeling of completing a job you'd been putting off for months

[Mad Erik]

Speaking to others then realising you're not quite as big a muppet as you sometimes believed.

[Alan Sex]

This.

 

[stringvest]

The feeling of completing a job you'd been putting off for months

Have you thought of trying a whole grain muesli with plenty of dried fruits?

 

[RJ Fan club]

I've got a leaving do, so all my mates with kids have parked them at family elsewhere and are heading out.

 

Simple, run of the mill weekly shit in your 20's, now becomes a military style operation for a few beers after work followed by a right piss up when the straight heads have gone.

 

Still someone's brat will puke or cry one of them away.

[RJ Fan club]

One of the kids has chicken pox. Already one man down

[Champ]

One of the kids has chicken pox. Already one man down

 

 

That used to annoy the shit out of me...going on rare nights out, only for someone in the party to be forever looking at their phone and then having to leave because hubby couldnt cope on his own for a couple of hours. Nothing to do with him at all

[PestiRed]

What happened to Chicken Pox parties and controlling the whole thing?

 

Plus, to be honest, chicken pox is not a reason to stay home or not have a babysitter

[RJ Fan club]

What happened to Chicken Pox parties and controlling the whole thing?

 

Plus, to be honest, chicken pox is not a reason to stay home or not have a babysitter

 

Kid was going to stay with the sister/brother in law who has kid but who haven't had it, but are going on holiday next week, so would have had a pox party otherwise

So looks like they will have to come out later as their brither in law is coming round to mind the kids seperate, but not as originally planned. Its complex I think.

[PestiRed]

That is complex, and shit luck

[Carvalho Diablo]

Picking fluff out of my belly button.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Mooching the Mighty GF whilst listening to this...

 

 

She says shushhhhhhhh...

[Section_31]

Shitting down the toilet pan, then standing up and washing it off with a burst of piss. Pure bliss.

[stringvest]

have you thought of joining a book club or something Mark?

[Champ]

Shitting down the toilet pan, then standing up and washing it off with a burst of piss. Pure bliss.

 

When did you last get out, mate?

 

have you thought of joining a book club or something Mark?

 

Its a worry,  isnt it?

[Alan Sex]

[Section_31]

I should add here that not deliberately shitting down the back of the pan, but when you do and the stakes are high, such as being in someone's house, you have the way and means to tackle that shit.

[Remmie]

I should add here that not deliberately shitting down the back of the pan, but when you do and the stakes are high, such as being in someone's house, you have the way and means to tackle that shit.

Why are you even clarifying, plop spraying is truly a life pleasure, no question.

[Section_31]

Why are you even clarifying, plop spraying is truly a life pleasure, no question.

I felt the urge to clarify that it was the spraying, not shitting down the pan I find pleasurable. I'm not from Leigh.

[lifetime fan]

I felt the urge to clarify that it was the spraying, not shitting down the pan I find pleasurable. I'm not from Leigh.

You don't enjoy dropping the kids off at the pool?

 

Fucking weirdo.

[VladimirIlyich]

Having the house to yourself for a couple of hours and walking around bollock naked, shitting with the bathroom door wide open whilst still listening to the telly and just generally not having to give a fuck about anyone else for a while.

Oh yeah, home alone. Walking around in boxers and scratching/grooming nether regions as required without fear of chastisement.Sandwich Walking Dead beer feet up kinda day.

Why do these have to apply to when you are home alone?

Much too sophisticated you two are.

[Ian Sea]

Having the afternoon off work and spending your time watching the cricket on the telly.

[Alan Sex]

I'm definitely a fan of sporking.

 

It's like spooning, only with an erection.