Small pleasures?

[Elite]

A cold beer after a late shift at work.

[Champ]

Clean sheets on the bed

[Kant]

Clean sheets on the bed

Clean sheets on the bed

Don't change them too often, Champ?

[Champ]

Don't change them too often, Champ?

 

Haha. I'd have clean sheets every night but that's not practical really. Is it?

[Champ]

Don't change them too often, Champ?

Apologies, ellwd, I've just negged you looking to see who'd repped your cheeky reply. (My standards are very high, as reflected in my accommodation recommendations, Secsh) Can someone oblige?

[alles ist gut]

I'm very obliging.

[Champ]

I'm very obliging.

Rep bagger

[Alan Sex]

Haha. I'd have clean sheets every night but that's not practical really. Is it?

That's cos you're filthy, Champ. Sheets wouldn't last 5 minutes round yours I bet.

[Juniper]

Playing my drums and hitting the 24" bass drum full pelt with the pedal as I get into a song, without the other half interrupting me complaining that a light fixture is coming away from the wall downstairs and I need to calm down, plus consider the budgies.

 

In my view, not very rock and roll.

 

 

 

 

[Carvalho Diablo]

[Kevin D]

Broke my arm for the second time 10 days ago in two places, but figuring out how to scratch within the cast and the feeling itself are not unlike rubbing ones hands and/or fingers together.

[Liverpool lad]

Going for a piss after spending the last two days with a stomach bug. Progress as I am holding down fluids.

 

Although most recent visits the toilet have resulted in it coming out both ends. One unfortunate episode included a small shart.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Going for a piss after spending the last two days with a stomach bug. Progress as I am holding down fluids.

 

Although most recent visits the toilet have resulted in it coming out both ends. One unfortunate episode included a small shart.

 

Gastric flu, nightmare.

[Carvalho Diablo]

An uninterrupted nights sleep.

[Beansonafryup]

I was shopping on Saturday and I saw one of the conservative high up councillors from where I live. I kicked her quite hard in the ankle....by mistake of course.

[stringvest]

It's a lovely day and I'm just about to go for a walk around the block before starting work. 2.4 miles of time to make my head even emptier than usual.

[Champ]

It's a lovely day and I'm just about to go for a walk around the block before starting work. 2.4 miles of time to make my head even emptier than usual.

I am sat here soaking up warm sunshine. I feel like a cat; although I think lizard is probably the better analogy

[razor]

Playing my drums and hitting the 24" bass drum full pelt with the pedal as I get into a song, without the other half interrupting me complaining that a light fixture is coming away from the wall downstairs and I need to calm down, plus consider the budgies.

 

In my view, not very rock and roll.

 

Keith Moon would have eaten the budgies.

 

John Bonham would have set about them with a set of gong mallets.

 

Tommy Lee would have put his sticks down and filmed himself persuading them what he was just about to attempt was in no way something he wanted to show his mates.

 

You're right.  Not very rock and roll.

[General Dryness]

Yeah, light fixtures? All the drummers i've worked with would have set fire to something and carried on playing.

[Juniper]

You sure about that?

 

I'm a drummer, if that light comes down you think I'll be able to put it up? I'll probably be electrocuted to death given how clumsy we are/high death rate musicians.

 

I'm now in the danger zone in my 30's and Keith Moon and John Bonham both died with a whimper in their 30's.

 

John Entwhisles death, that's where it's at if you want to look at rock and roll deaths. He knew the score.

[General Dryness]

The Ox, bless him. Rock and roll to the last. Coked up in bed with a stripper. Great bass player, great life, great death. Love that guy,

[Dr Nowt]

The Ox, bless him. Rock and roll to the last. Coked up in bed with a stripper. Great bass player, great life, great death. Love that guy,

 

Fucking your way to a heart attack after a massive gak bender?

 

How very much I would pay for someone to be able to truthfully etch "Died of an Entwistle" on my headstone.  * Sighs *

[General Dryness]

Fucking your way to a hear attack after a massive gak bender?

 

How very much I would pay for someone to be able to truthfully etch "Died of an Entwistle" on my headstone.  * Sighs *

 

Its like the opposite of Munsoned.

 

"Did you hear about LBWC? He fucking Entwistled the other day. What a guy."

[Dr Nowt]

Its like the opposite of Munsoned.

 

"Did you hear about LBWC? He fucking Entwistled the other day. What a guy."

 

I may put it in my will that if I ever go in such timeless style, I want my mates to carry my cadaver round the town centre on their shoulders like a conquering hero, using my head as a bong.

[General Dryness]

I may put it in my will that if I ever go in such timeless style, I want my mates to carry my cadaver round the town centre on their shoulders like a conquering hero, using my head as a bong.

 

Weekend at Bongheads.