Small pleasures?

[lifetime fan]

You can't be THAT old. You said Andy instead of Jack. You big gayer, you fancy Andy Sugden! :-D Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

 

I don't know who Andy or Jack Sugden are.

[lifetime fan]

Colin, that's an abomination of a hat. Get a proper flat cap

 

Is now the time to admit I own more than one?

[lifetime fan]

It get worse!

 

It will if you sit in it.

 

That's my chair, and the pouffe.

[Dr Nowt]

Spending Sunday cooking various bits and pieces that will be picked at and used for some lunches and dinners over the coming days.

 

Stereo or football up, other half and dog dozing, pleasure rather than the chore it often is in the week.

[s(k)aturation]

I just had two large mugs of very strong tea, one after the other.

And a shortbread.

[Dr Nowt]

Snap.

 

Cream Egg for me.  From the fridge, of course.

[s(k)aturation]

 

Cream Egg for me.  From the fridge, of course.

 

Not my cup of tea.

[Champ]

Is now the time to admit I own more than one?

 

Just so long as they arent all the same as that one

 

It will if you sit in it.

 

That's my chair, and the pouffe.

 

There'll be no end of trouble when you get to residential care!

[lifetime fan]

Just so long as they arent all the same as that one

 

 

There'll be no end of trouble when you get to residential care!

 

No chance of that ever happening.

[Champ]

No chance of that ever happening.

 

You going for being abused in your own home, then?

[lifetime fan]

You going for being abused in your own home, then?

 

I'll be going at a time of my choosing before anything like that is necessary.

[Champ]

I'll be going at a time of my choosing before anything like that is necessary.

 

Is the right answer. Doctored soda bread, eh?

[s(k)aturation]

I'll be going at a time of my choosing before anything like that is necessary.

 

One of Lifey's small pleasures.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Didn't get to bed until about half 4, slept right through until 1.30. Got up, scratched my sack, nice cup of coffee, and I have absolutely nothing else whatsoever that I need to do today.

 

Might piss about with my xbox for a bit or watch some sport on the telly, then again I might not, might even go back to bed for a bit, just because I can.

[Alan Sex]

Nothing up with a flat cap. I've sported one myself before now. Never been enough of a country gent to match it with a sugden or the like though.

That's got more to do with being a baldy, doesn't it?

[Adebisi]

Crunchy peanutbutter, banana and honey on wholemeal toast, washed down with a glass of milk. 

Have it for breakfast pretty much daily, total cost works out at about £3.40 per week not counting the milk. 
 

[Rico1304]

Whenever I go to a supermarket and there is an announcement like "Paul to the checkout, Paul to the checkout please" I always shout "don't go Paul, it's a trap" I think it's hilarious but my wife thinks I'm a dick and walks off.

[Alan Sex]

Whenever I go to a supermarket and there is an announcement like "Paul to the checkout, Paul to the checkout please" I always shout "don't go Paul, it's a trap" I think it's hilarious but my wife thinks I'm a dick and walks off.

That sounds a bit like every Christmas, the wife and I will be walking through a store and "Winter Wonderland" will come on. I can't help singing "walking with my wiener in my hand".

 

I think it's funny. She hits me.

[Champ]

Whenever I go to a supermarket and there is an announcement like "Paul to the checkout, Paul to the checkout please" I always shout "don't go Paul, it's a trap" I think it's hilarious but my wife thinks I'm a dick and walks off.

 

I'm with your wife

[Rico1304]

I'm with your wife

Oo that was harsh!

[Champ]

Oo that was harsh!

Her scorn will be nothing compared to what awaits you as missy grows up

[Section_31]

Al Fresco dressing gown piss in the grid first thing this morning as my tea brewed inside, immense.

[lifetime fan]

Whenever I go to a supermarket and there is an announcement like "Paul to the checkout, Paul to the checkout please" I always shout "don't go Paul, it's a trap" I think it's hilarious but my wife thinks I'm a dick and walks off.

 

I used to wait until we were stood next to a very prim and proper couple and then say in a very loud voice, "don't forget the tingle lube babe".

 

Only I'd like to do it at least once in every aisle. I didn't have to go shopping with her for long.

[lifetime fan]

Al Fresco dressing gown piss in the grid first thing this morning as my tea brewed inside, immense.

 

Mind it doesn't freeze.

[Alan Sex]

I squeeze the boobies on the mannequins in underwear stores. She doesn't let me in with her any more.

 

Result.