Small pleasures?

[manwiththestick]

A beer and a packet of nuts, just a beer, and a packet of nuts.

Nice. Good old salted though, none of that gimmicky dry roasted nonsense.

[lifetime fan]

A sunny afternoon after 5 months of drizzle with the lights out.

Yep. I posted in the weather thread what a bit of sun can do for you. It was a pleasure walking the dog, not getting pissed wet through and there was plenty of eye candy on show in the park too.

[Champ]

Yep. I posted in the weather thread what a bit of sun can do for you. It was a pleasure walking the dog, not getting pissed wet through and there was plenty of eye candy on show in the park too.

I hope you ditched that hat

[lifetime fan]

Hat?

[General Dryness]

The sartorial splendour that is the flat cap. Champ still doesn't get it.

[Champ]

Hat?

Innocence doesnt become you. That blue fishing thing

[lifetime fan]

That's for rain only.

[Champ]

That's for the bin only.

[Champ]

No disrespecting a man's outdoor attire, huh

[General Dryness]

Theres a big list of non-disrespecting things. So far you've got cats and male outdoor attire. Best off just not criticising anything, just to be on the safe side.

 

Besides, we don't criticise those assless leather shorts you wear in the bedroom.

[lifetime fan]

No disrespecting a man's outdoor attire, huh

Practical not fashionable.

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

A walking fart that last 2-3 paces... cannot be beaten.

[Champ]

Theres a big list of non-disrespecting things. So far you've got cats and male outdoor attire. Best off just not criticising anything, just to be on the safe side.

 

Besides, we don't criticise those assless leather shorts you wear in the bedroom.

 

Since when was two either big or  list?

 

Practical not fashionable.

 

Who mentioned fashion?

[Dr Nowt]

Yep. I posted in the weather thread what a bit of sun can do for you. It was a pleasure walking the dog, not getting pissed wet through and there was plenty of eye candy on show in the park too.

Spent an impromptu afternoon down at the beach, lobbing tennis balls for the dog. Could actually feel myself coming back out of mood hibernation.

[Dr Nowt]

A walking fart that last 2-3 paces... cannot be beaten.

Do you speed up for the duration of the fart, as though powered by it's turbo?

[General Dryness]

Since when was two either big or  list?

 

Theres a big list of non-disrespecting things. So far you've got cats and male outdoor attire. Best off just not criticising anything, just to be on the safe side.

 

Besides, we don't criticise those assless leather shorts you wear in the bedroom.

 

The use of the words "so far" would imply that there was more of the list for you to discover.

 

You really have to try harder.

[stringvest]

Do you speed up for the duration of the fart, as though powered by it's turbo?

 

sounds like something off a cartoon.  Cacky Races.

[General Dryness]

sounds like something off a cartoon.  Cacky Races.

 

I see you've brought your "A game" today, Stringy.

[Champ]

The use of the words "so far" would imply that there was more of the list for you to discover.

 

You really have to try harder.

Only you just told me to refrain from criticising anything else which rather negates the need to try harder

[General Dryness]

You could try harder to not criticise things.

[Dr Nowt]

sounds like something off a cartoon.  Cacky Races.

Dick Darsetardly, me mate.

 

(Actually more like Dick Retardly, but I'll keep to the existing theme.)

[General Dryness]

The Arsehole Mob.

[General Dryness]

Penelope Piss Stop.

[General Dryness]

I can't remember any of the others.

[Dr Nowt]

I can't remember any of the others.

Buttley?