You know how you can tell....

[dave u]

when Mourinho is worried?

 

His voice starts getting all high.

 

Just listening to him being all defiant to the press when they asked if we were now favourites. He's a worried man I tells yer.

[dave u]

"I sink we can score goals. I sink we can get a result"

 

I sink you're a bellend.

[DT]

Is it just me or does he speak english with a Russian accent?

[dave u]

You speak English with a Danish accent

[Tom R]

I can speak spanish with a french accent. It sounds ace.

[Tom R]

"I sink we can score goals. I sink we can get a result"

 

I sink you're a bellend.

 

class.

[Lisa]

I think he should wash his hair, it looks like he hasn't washed it for a week, urghh. Also, he can piss off telling us what the Liverpool fans are thinking. How does he know, he hasn't asked me!

[fivetimes]

He defo never asked me as i was telling him to shut up and fuck off last night. weird that.

[Captain]

It's part of his build up to the return, Lisa. The special one is worried, and rightly so.

[kop]

I wonder what he 'sink' when their semi-departure sink in.....

 

 

 

I'll get my coat*

 

 

 

 

Actually that's probably what he'll 'sink'

[dave u]

I think he should wash his hair, it looks like he hasn't washed it for a week, urghh. Also, he can piss off telling us what the Liverpool fans are thinking. How does he know, he hasn't asked me!

 

A girl after my own heart. My missus thinks he's handsome :-(

 

Those comments about the Liverpool fans were just him trying to defiant. As I say, it's all an act, he's defo worried.

[Ronnie]

I made my judgement that he was worried even BEFORE last night.

 

The way he played down the importance of last night said it all. He said something like they didn't have to win. They didn't have to go all out to get a win. He was scared that we might catch them on the break. HE'S BEEN WORRIED.

 

ROLL ON TUESDAY!

[GeoffM]

Great comment from Rafa last night, summed up his confidence, he said ' we are at Anfield, that is a good situation!' top man!!

[DT]

You speak English with a Danish accent

 

Yeah, but this guy is Poruguese but speaks English with a Russian accent. Far more exotic if you ask me.

[Kopite]

A girl after my own heart. My missus thinks he's handsome :-(

 

Those comments about the Liverpool fans were just him trying to defiant. As I say, it's all an act, he's defo worried.

 

Your missus is in great company Dave. My mum thinks he's handsome too.

 

I think he's utter w*nkrat.

[Bare]

Your missus is in great company Dave. My mum thinks he's handsome too.

 

I think he's utter w*nkrat.

 

 

And he sounds like that Borak guy from Ali G.

 

I can't stand him.

[Gav]

Your missus is in great company Dave. My mum thinks he's handsome too.

 

I think he's utter w*nkrat.

 

 

Oh is that right is it ??? Your " Mum" is it :whistle:

[El Rojo]

w*nkrat.

 

Quality

[WeAreTheBest]

Does anyone notice how just after he finishes his sentence he sniffs? Weird cunt

[Dave H]

I think he should wash his hair, it looks like he hasn't washed it for a week, urghh. Also, he can piss off telling us what the Liverpool fans are thinking. How does he know, he hasn't asked me!

 

So, vot are you sinking den Lisa

[Guest ILoveTorben]

If you want to hear his classy accent, listen to his new advert

 

'That's why my card is American Express'

 

Tit.

[Tom R]

"your coat's fro Matalan, your coat's from Matalan" was another good un i heard last night.

[Kopite]

Oh is that right is it ??? Your " Mum" is it :whistle:

 

You know I only have eyes for you Gav.

 

Don't get jealous now ;o)

[Bob]

where did you watch the game last night Tom, I was up in headingley and its amazing how many Chelsea fans have turned up since the last time we played them.

Its amazing how little they fucking know while they shout at the telly too.

 

Fucking Students!!

[Dirk]

"I sink we can score goals. I sink we can get a result"

 

I sink my teeth into your bellend.

 

Eh?