Dave H

Victoria Coren looks like Heather Mills:whistle:

I saw the film yesterday & thought it was f***ing brilliant, the best by a mile! It's a lot meaner than any of the other ones.

Red for Bacon, Brown for Sausages

Posting something only for someone else to repeat it in the same thread four posts later.

Cadbury's Whole Nuts, cos it has nuts :-)

Bollox bollox bolllox, angry, angry, band, bollox, shit, cunts, bastards! Can u guess who it is yet?

What the fuck have you done to your hair :D :D :D :D

I quite like Catherine Tate, only the old Nan skethces tho, they remind me of my old mum :-) I'm not joking, me & my brother piss ourselves laughing everytime she come on the TV

That is just ssooooo funny :D

Ah, the advantage of being folicly challenged

is that spelt correctly O_o

From what I saw of Pennant the other night, he's gotta be in with a shout

Orange & Lemons, says the bells of st clements.......

Twat, Pussy, Clit, Split Arse, (one of my Dear Old Dad's fav's)

That just brings a smile to my face :whistle:

I would just like to say....as a Welsh Red, I have slated Bellamy off on this site once or twice, only cos he's a narky little shite. But now that he play's for Liverpool I'm going to give him my full support as he's a Liverpool player, and as long as he plays to the best of his ability I'll have no problem.# #(Good luck with the Court Case also)#

And the fact that you laughed made me laugh :sniff:

They have to do front & back.. :$

Commentry on The World Cup, pick any channel I have never heard so much shite that it has made me feel so uncomfortable. How these peope have kept their jobs is a miracle....

Credance Clearwater Revival......sorry, but I bought the Album CC - Revisited and just can't stop listening...

Nah, Susan Sarandon is fitter than Susan Kennedy, what about Raqual Welch or Pricella Presley :yes:

I'd have to go with that :yes: She was well classy in MWC...

Don't worry Dave, I got mine nice and early...... :yes: Deffo wanting a T - Shirt (Crouchy), i'll call you when I have a chance...

Depends on when you go to bed really, I'm usually up at around 7.30 - 7.45am during the week as I get my two lads off to school (not working at the moment, still waiting to hear from job interview). But I can get by with about 6 - 8hrs...

:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :sick: :D :D :D