Salif's Inclusion At Goodison - The Story In Pictures

[Hoddy]

"It's OK Rafastarian, Salif is in the building. Sing it loud - Saaaalif, bo-maye, Saaaalif bo-maye, Saaaalif..."

 

 

 

"Please get off the pitch crazy man. And give me back my teamsheet you thief."

 

 

 

Carra: "He's not supposed to be on here ref, he's nicked the gaffer's teamsheet."

 

Ref: "No worries Jamie, I'll get the Manc to have a word."

 

 

 

Salif: What you talkin' bout Riley? This is Salif's world, this is Salif's place of business."

 

Riley: They're saying you stole the teamsheet."

 

Salif: Wasn't Salif who stole the teamsheet, it was that little dude Garcia.

 

Riley: You're lying - penalty to Man Utd."

 

 

 

Gerrard: He's here gaffer, we got the teamsheet thieving gyppo.

 

Rafa (off picture): Let Sami at him.

 

 

 

"Oh no, not Sami. Mi no seh, mi no seh nothing about the teamsheet, me from Barcelona."

 

 

 

Sami: "Give back the teamsheet."

 

Luis: "Me know nothi--"

 

Sami: "Squeal like a pi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-g."

 

Luis: "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggghhhhhhh."

 

 

 

Salif: "Ha ha, and Salif slips the teamsheet down the Steve Man's shorts..."

 

 

 

"And Saaaalif bo-maye, Saaaalif bo-maye, Saaaalif. Good news Rafastarian, Salif is in the building for derby day!"

 

[johnb]

Post of all time.

[tokyojoe]

Class. Needed something to cheer me up.

[Vincent Vega]

Fuckin' hell Hoddy, I wasn't expecting to laugh my arse off when I came on here tonight. Fucking brilliant that mate.

[Guest desertscouser]

Genius. Pure genius.

[05 Milan]

that saved me from putting a gun in my mouth after tonight's performance (and crowd)

[Brownie]

That was absolutely brilliant that mate - Dave's gotta have a look at that. Would be a brilliant double page spread that.

[Bare]

Just got back from that shower of shit and came on here for a rant bu after reading that I can't be arsed.

 

Pure Class Hoddy mate.

[Hoddy]

Cheers all.

 

And special shout to Vincent Vega (shit I sound like Marcellus Wallace) for the picture advice.

[Captain]

Best post I've read since I've been here, Hoddy. Pure class. To get me laughing before 9 am is some achievement!

 

Hm, perhaps I should rent Deliverance again, haven't seen it for 20 years or something.

[Paul]

That really is the best post there's ever been on here.

[Guest Ben Wh]

Hoddy, you are a legend. Last night's result made me feel like slitting my wrists but you have restored my faith in humanity. And that. Nice one.

[dave u]

That was absolutely brilliant that mate - Dave's gotta have a look at that. Would be a brilliant double page spread that.

 

 

It is absolutely brilliant. Think I will use it in th next issue, the only problem is will Salif still be here by the time it comes out?

[Captain]

It is absolutely brilliant. Think I will use it in th next issue, the only problem is will Salif still be here by the time it comes out?

 

Make it a "tribute" to the Sheriff if he's gone :party:

 

Read it again now, laghed even more than the first time.

[terry mac]

class post

[mni]

Excellent, Hoddy. You saved my day and rest of the week. So, so good....

[Dr.Filth]

Nice one Hoddy, just the tonic we needed after last night.

[freehold]

masterpice,i can smile again.

[Bigsy]

absolute genius. made my day hoddy