Other Football 2023/24

[Reckoner]

5 minutes ago, Ronnie Whelan said:

I'll probably get a tlw barring order against me, but I don't get the Harry Kane hate. 

 

Brilliant player. Brilliant pro. Never seems to do any knobhead shit off the pitch and is all about being the best he can be.

 

I couldn't give a fuck about Ingerlund but I never disliked him. Now, I feel I can enjoy him like you might any top player that doesn't directly impact you.

Reasonable cunt

[Jairzinho]

Proper Napoleon complex with that little ugly centre back United have. 

[Ronnie Whelan]

Feel like an Everton wife right now! Mudface and Carvalho ready for a riot

[KMD7]

31 minutes ago, Reckoner said:

The Police’s gibberish classic

He’s good with his feet, Onana na 
Is all I want to say to you

De do do do, de da da da
He saves the ball then let’s it through 

 

Ha ha that last line has me creased laughing 

[LFC 6 Times]

Genuinely would rather Adrian than Onana. The signing itself epitomes the post Ferguson years. 

[El Rojo]

19 minutes ago, Jordy Brouwer said:

I rated DeGea. A really good no frills shotstopping goalkeeper. He carried United for long periods. 

 

The proof of the pudding is in the eating with this hipsterish "footballing" goalkeeper. If you can't save shots you can't do the job; I don't care if you can do a few FIFA tricks. 

Agree with that. He was brilliant for a long time, though probably more of an old-school goalkeeper.

Similar to Reina with us, he was absolutely dreadful by the time he left.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Barella sent off Vs Sociedad for stamping on the lad's knackers.

 

Typically, English ref Michael Oliver has fucked it up and then bottled it.

[Grinch]

18 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

True, but it might have been a good idea to replace him with someone better

Good luck to them.  Most goalkeepers are shite.  We waited all my life for Allison.

 

Champions league is so pish they’ll take second in this group with ease, even if they didn’t improve one bit this season.

 

The new format sounds dreadful but the shakeup is desperately needed.

[El Rojo]

1 minute ago, Grinch said:

Good luck to them.  Most goalkeepers are shite.  We waited all my life for Allison.

 

Champions league is so pish they’ll take second in this group with ease, even if they didn’t improve one bit this season.

 

The new format sounds dreadful but the shakeup is desperately needed.

Alisson’s something else, isn’t he? We might never have as great a goalkeeper again. 

[Grinch]

2 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

Alisson’s something else, isn’t he? We might never have as great a goalkeeper again. 

James, Friedel, Westerveld, Dudek, Reina, Mignolet

 

Theres about three seasons of confidence there amongst them in nearly 30 years.  I’m not looking forward to replacing Allison when it comes.

[Pete]

5 minutes ago, Grinch said:

James, Friedel, Westerveld, Dudek, Reina, Mignolet

 

Theres about three seasons of confidence there amongst them in nearly 30 years.  I’m not looking forward to replacing Allison when it comes.

How can you not include Pegguy Arphexad?!? 

[El Rojo]

That Garnacho looks like an AI-generated Manchester United player. He fits them perfectly. 

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

40 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

I've just heard some twat commentator pronounce Union Berlin as Oo-nee-on Berlin.

 

Fucking twat.

Was he German by any chance?

[Leyton388]

Getting rid if De Gea for this clown was a wonderful idea from Ten Jarg

[Carra_is_legend]

Bayern will blow this. 

[Gruntfuttock]

3:2

[Code]

Did he just say, some finish?

 

Hahaha

[Gruntfuttock]

4:2

[Mudface]

Nice, hopes dashed.

[Carvalho Diablo]

10 minutes ago, Joey8FrogsLegs said:

Was he German by any chance?

Nope, Ing-ger-lish.

[Leyton388]

What an absolute shite keeper that Onana is.  Someone should tell him the idea is to keep the ball OUT of the net.

 

 

[Torvald Utne]

Well that's better, was a little disappointed with them only winning by 1

[Carvalho Diablo]

Bayern can score against these twats at will.

[DaveT]

Bayern have been incredibly complacent and sloppy at both ends of the pitch. There really should have been a four goal difference between the teams.

[joeyk]

Eat shit.