Cody Gakpo - Welcome to Liverpool

[cloggypop]

6 hours ago, Pete said:

What's a Famers league? Unless of course he means a Farmers league, from where they got their latest manager?  Silly mancs. 

 

How much did they pay for Antony again? 

[TheHowieLama]

3 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

 

How much did they pay for Antony again? 

Twice what they paid for van de Beek.

[cloggypop]

2 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Have we deffo got him?

 

PSV reckon we have

 

https://www.psv.nl/english-psv/news/article/psv-sells-gakpo-to-liverpool-fc.htm

[cloggypop]

Just now, TheHowieLama said:

Twice what they paid for van de Beek.

 

And more than that midget defender 

[Scott_M]

7 hours ago, Pete said:

What's a Famers league? Unless of course he means a Farmers league, from where they got their latest manager?  Silly mancs. 

And they’re big money left back, centre back and right winger in the summer. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Where is this guy

[Code]

1 minute ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Where is this guy

In Van Dijks basement apparently. 

[Juniper]

 

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

Where is this guy

Aren’t we just waiting for the transfer window to open on 1st Jan before announcing it? 

[gkmacca]

6 minutes ago, Juniper said:

 

Aren’t we just waiting for the transfer window to open on 1st Jan before announcing it? 

 

He's at this very minute being given a Don Revie-style massage by Peter McDowall, prior to a 'Welcome to Liverpool, just how much do you love this club?' interview. From there it'll be straight into a light-hearted Quorn commercial, and then light training.

[Bobby Hundreds]

He better be practicing his leaning!

[LFC 6 Times]

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[JohnnyH]

[VladimirIlyich]

7 hours ago, Scott_M said:

Yeah, I’m sure the club can’t afford a hotel room for him so VVD is putting him up and letting him borrow his LFC pyjamas. 
 

In his cellar and in chains. The Fritzl technique.

[Scott_M]

2 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

In his cellar and in chains. The Fritzl technique.

Surprised Hendo and Trent didn’t try the same with Bellingham in Qatar.
 

Authorities would likely have turned a blind eye to it…*

 

 

 

 

* joke.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 minute ago, Scott_M said:

Surprised Hendo and Trent didn’t try the same with Bellingham in Qatar.
 

Authorities would likely have turned the mattress over once a week *

 

 

 

 

* joke.

 

[Colonel Bumcunt]

27 minutes ago, JohnnyH said:

In the time-honoured Dutch tradition, Gakpo cycles to his medical and is expected sometime around 7am tomorrow morning.  

[Carvalho Diablo]

 

[Elite]

When God was giving out necks, he looks like he was first in the queue.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

The lad's supposed to be really fast. Mad that we could have a front three where Salah's the slow poke.

 

Reminds me of when I'd play pro evo with a strike partnership of Cisse and Martins. Hoof the ball and get them to put on the afterburners. Like a cheat mode.

[Elite]

3 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

The lad's supposed to be really fast. Mad that we could have a front three where Salah's the slow poke.

 

Reminds me of when I'd play pro evo with a strike partnership of Cisse and Martins. Hoof the ball and get them to put on the afterburners. Like a cheat mode.

Babangida and Martins for me. Faster than the speed of light.

[an tha]

Leeds:

 

Zero shots on target

 

Zero corners

 

45 mins at home

 

Happens week in week out v these - i know they are good, but it is laughable how teams can't or don't force anything against them so often.

 

 

 

Edit: Wrong fucking thread!

[YorkshireRed]

10 minutes ago, an tha said:

Leeds:

 

Zero shots on target

 

Zero corners

 

45 mins at home

 

Happens week in week out v these - i know they are good, but it is laughable how teams can't or don't force anything against them so often.

 

 

 

Edit: Wrong fucking thread!

Although they (Leeds) did think they were in with a shout for Gakpo in the summer until they realised they weren’t in with a shout. 

[an tha]

All up on offal....

 

https://www.liverpoolfc.com/news/revealed-cody-gakpos-liverpool-shirt-number

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

OFFICIAL! 

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