CELEBRITY SEX PESTS

[Captain Willard]

A drunken barrister told me at a party last night that the very expensive injunction taken out by David Walliams relates to incest with his sister. 

[Jennings]

We go to very different parties - but fair play for sharing.

[TD_LFC]

38 minutes ago, Captain Willard said:

A drunken barrister told me at a party last night that the very expensive injunction taken out by David Walliams relates to incest with his sister. 

 

Don't think it's incest if it's someone else's sister, no matter how annoyed the barrister seems to be about it....

[Poor Scouser T]

I always thought I was a bit weird and had the appropriate station in life due to my actions. Strict catholic upbringing still makes me think i'm a wrongun when I knock one out especial if it's watching funny categories on xhamster.

But it turns out I'm saintly compared to tons of celebs, Lords, Royals etc.

World is upside down. I should have a mansion with a pool and they my shit.

[Elite]

14 minutes ago, Poor Scouser T said:

I always thought I was a bit weird and had the appropriate station in life due to my actions. Strict catholic upbringing still makes me think i'm a wrongun when I knock one out especial if it's watching funny categories on xhamster.

But it turns out I'm saintly compared to tons of celebs, Lords, Royals etc.

World is upside down. I should have a mansion with a pool and they my shit.

Clowns?

[Poor Scouser T]

Just now, Elite said:

Clowns?

Amongst others

[Bjornebye]

The cunt had Keeley Hazell living in his house and he's goosing his sister?

 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

On 16/09/2023 at 12:28, Dr Nowt said:

Is there anything more Russell Brand than describing multiple allegations of sexual assault, rape and abuse against him as ‘baroque’.

 

 

He's gonna go baroque if the woke mob has their way.

[Elite]

19 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

The cunt had Keeley Hazell living in his house and he's goosing his sister?

 

 

 

He's a proper weirdo.

[TheHowieLama]

On 16/09/2023 at 16:47, TheSire said:

High five inches!

 

[TheSire]

4 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

 

This upsets me.

[Captain Turdseye]

Walliams better not be too big for this thread, like that Russell Brand twat appears to be. CELEBRITY INCEST stuff belongs in here. 

[YorkshireRed]

8 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

at a party last night

I hope you spent the entire night in the kitchen as is the only fit and proper place to be at such things. 

[Pete]

5 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

The cunt had Keeley Hazell living in his house and he's goosing his sister?

 

 

 

Just likes to keep it in the family. 

[3 Stacks]

Walliams is the exact last name of a family I would think practices incest.

[Captain Willard]

8 hours ago, TD_LFC said:

 

Don't think it's incest if it's someone else's sister, no matter how annoyed the barrister seems to be about it....

Ha ha. The importance of correct grammar. 

[Dr Nowt]

3 hours ago, Captain Willard said:

Ha ha. The importance of correct grammar. 

I know you said incest but if he’s fucking his grammar he really is a monster.

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

I know you said incest but if he’s fucking his grammar he really is a monster.

 

I remember seeing a spelling mistake in Mein Kampf. If that's the kind of world that cunt wants to live in then it's up to him but don't bring me into it you illiterate cunt. 

[VladimirIlyich]

On 16/09/2023 at 17:46, Captain Willard said:

Yes but for the rest of his life, he’s going yo known as that rapist Russell brand. Every celebrity party he goes to (in the unlikely event he is still invited), every posh restaurant even every trip to Sainsbury’s he’s going to risk being called out or at least blanked. He will end up a rich mad recluse.  I think being a very well known sex offender is a tough life, that’s why these people spend so much money on legal injunctions trying to avoid this fate. 

He can always be among his kind and stand as a Tory mp?

[Megadrive Man]

Keith Lemon (Leigh Francis)

[Creator Supreme]

8 minutes ago, Megadrive Man said:

Keith Lemon (Leigh Francis)

Confirmed, or you suspect he is?

[Megadrive Man]

1 hour ago, Creator Supreme said:

Confirmed, or you suspect he is?

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/keith-lemon-complaints-ignored-tv-31014679

 

[razor]

If I just read that correctly, Melanie Sykes says that Keith Lemon is not nice and made 'inappropriate' jokes.  Surely this is a million miles away from Brand behaviour?

 

The Mirror story is just exploiting the public's current appetite for unacknowledged deviancy.

 

This type of reporting actually diminishes the situation regarding Brand.  Keep him in the cross-hairs, and don't distract from it - it just gives the Telegraph/GB News fuel to justify their morally-bankrupt stance.

 

On the evil pervert continuum, Brand is nearer to Saville than he is to Lemon.  Get him to court.

[Anubis]

I don’t know about Keith Lemon, but Bedtime With The Bear was pure pornography, with the Bear getting his willy out in front of female guests at every opportunity….

[Pete]

29 minutes ago, Anubis said:

I don’t know about Keith Lemon, but Bedtime With The Bear was pure pornography, with the Bear getting his willy out in front of female guests at every opportunity….

Ban the bear!!! 
 

Wouldn’t be at all surprised if Leigh Francis had a few skeletons in his closet though.