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[Captain Turdseye]

Dave’s regular picks, Sam Burns favourite, Scheffler 2nd favourite this week. 
 

Where’s the value, @dave u

[Captain Turdseye]

I stuck a fiver on The Scheff anyway and he started par, bogey, double bogey. He’s battling his way back but that’s a cunt of an opening. 

[sir roger]

That week practising with Dave on Bootle Muni isn't doing Scheffler any good at all.

[VladimirIlyich]

9 hours ago, sir roger said:

That week practising with Dave on Bootle Muni isn't doing Scheffler any good at all.

Has his putting gone to shit too?

[lifetime fan]

 

[CapeRed]

19 hours ago, sir roger said:

That week practising with Dave on Bootle Muni isn't doing Scheffler any good at all.

Does Bootle have a muni? 

[sir roger]

52 minutes ago, CapeRed said:

Does Bootle have a muni? 

Oh yes , it is well regarded , I saw an article in the Golfing Times suggesting it is definitely in the top 100% of courses in the country.

 

It's mission statement is ' We're definitely better than fucking Fazakerley Muni '

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The lack of sweet love for Hovland in this thread is disturbing.

[Captain Turdseye]

The Scheff has cooked his way right back into contention. 
 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Stuck a free bet on The Wolff in-play. 
 

 

The Scheff = +£90

The Wolff = +£100 (-£5 from Scheff bet)

 

 

Hopefully one or both of those two can have a good day today, then I’ll have some interest in watching the final round tomorrow. 

[Bjornebye]

Good list this, top 100 non USA courses

 

https://www.golfdigest.com/story/worlds-100-greatest-golf-courses

 

Bootle muni isn't included I'm afraid 

[Captain Turdseye]

Wolff just double bogeyed the 17th to eliminate himself from going off in the final pairing tomorrow. Tosser. 

[VladimirIlyich]

11 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Good list this, top 100 non USA courses

 

https://www.golfdigest.com/story/worlds-100-greatest-golf-courses

 

Bootle muni isn't included I'm afraid 

Not a big fan of that Tara Iti course that they love so much. It's a bit featureless.

[Captain Turdseye]

On 13/11/2021 at 15:51, Captain Turdseye said:

Stuck a free bet on The Wolff in-play. 
 

 

The Scheff = +£90

The Wolff = +£100 (-£5 from Scheff bet)

 

 

Hopefully one or both of those two can have a good day today, then I’ll have some interest in watching the final round tomorrow. 

 

 

 

Glued to the cricket on the other side first though. 
 

Edit: Scheffler bogeys the first hole. FFS. This thing is wiiiide open. 

[dave u]

I backed Scheffler again this week. Forgot to post in here.

 

I also backed Cam Smith and Max Homa. Heart ruling head again.

 

My other bet was Harold Varner to be first round leader. He shot the worst round of the day and was dead last after round one!

[dave u]

I bought a TaylorMade Spider a few weeks ago but haven't been on the course with it yet so not sure if my putting has improved. I've been hit and miss with it on my putting green so the other day I bought a left handed putter on ebay to see if I'm any better putting lefty.

 

It arrived yesterday, been practising with it and I LOVE putting lefty. I'm really good from six feet in but terrible with anything longer than that as I can't get the pace right.

 

So, what I'm thinking is that I'll carry two putters with me. Righty for anything over six feet and lefty for anything inside it.

[dave u]

Also, I'm doing a review of the Rapsodo MLM and it's boss. You sit your phone on it, and it will take a video of every shot you hit and overlay all the data onto it, including a shot tracer.

 

 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

11 minutes ago, dave u said:

I backed Scheffler again this week. Forgot to post in here.

 

I also backed Cam Smith and Max Homa. Heart ruling head again.

 

My other bet was Harold Varner to be first round leader. He shot the worst round of the day and was dead last after round one!

Haven’t seen any of the golf, just the scorecards. Scheffler shot 62 on Friday but other than that it looks as if he’s been pretty ordinary. 
 

Could do with him putting a round together here but the slide down the leaderboard has begun. 

[dave u]

yeah he's gonna fall short again isn't he? The winless bum. 

 

(I reserve the right to retract this if he comes through for us)

[Captain Turdseye]

Never heard of this cunt but he was a 1500/1 shot and he’s right in it. 
 

 

[dave u]

Kokrak can fuck off, the Saudi enabling tit.

[dave u]

Also, using the term "double eagle" should result in a lifetime ban from all golfing activities. It doesn't make any sense.

 

It's an albatross. End of story.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, dave u said:

Also, I'm doing a review of the Rapsodo MLM and it's boss. You sit your phone on it, and it will take a video of every shot you hit and overlay all the data onto it, including a shot tracer.

 

 

 

That looks like an amazing bit of kit. (The MLM not you)