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Arsène Wenger has suggested that he would return to manage Arsenal if fans apologised for the abuse he suffered prior to his resignation in 2018. The Frenchman won 3 Premier Leagues and 7 FA Cups during his time with the London club.

Balls

Wenger smug“I would come back, yes,” he told Soccer on Sunday. “So long as all 46 thousand season ticket holders form a queue outside The Emirates to suck my massive, hairy french balls. Once my testicles have been sucked 92 thousand times — 46 thousand times per-ball — I will happily draw a line under the past and move on.”

“There are some other small conditions,” said the 71 year-old. “An assurance about transfer budget, and also I would like all members of Arsenal Fan TV killed, their corpses dismembered, and their heads impaled on spikes outside The Emirates as a warning to other fan groups.”

“Especially Troopz,” added Wenger.