The BBC

[Gnasher]

Yippee!!! 

 

"Fastest since records began" "record rate" The BBC says so. Its all there in the headline. At long last.

 

 

Cant wait to here more on this good news. Oh but hang on, they haven't factored in inflation. So in reality they're falling. 

 

 

 

 

Oh well. 

 

 

 

 

[Gnasher]

 

 

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

It's no wonder standards are slipping if filthy beasts like Ben are doing that all day!

[No2]

On 15/08/2023 at 12:26, Gnasher said:

Yippee!!! 

 

"Fastest since records began" "record rate" The BBC says so. Its all there in the headline. At long last.

 

 

Cant wait to here more on this good news. Oh but hang on, they haven't factored in inflation. So in reality they're falling. 

 

 

 

 

Oh well. 

 

 

 

 

Have you got amnesia?

[Gnasher]

6 minutes ago, No2 said:

Have you got amnesia?

 

Not according to my doctor no. We have seen a pandemic and Russia invade Ukraine recently causing a widespread cost of living crisis though if I'm thinking what you might be implying.

[No2]

33 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

 

Not according to my doctor no. We have seen a pandemic and Russia invade Ukraine recently causing a widespread cost of living crisis though if I'm thinking what you might be implying.

You celebrated daily the exact same thing the BBC have said there. It was pointed out repeatedly that the rises were less than inflation. Still you celebrated.

[Gnasher]

53 minutes ago, No2 said:

You celebrated daily the exact same thing the BBC have said there. It was pointed out repeatedly that the rises were less than inflation. Still you celebrated.

 

Wrong and wrong again.  The pay rises at that time were higher than inflation. Inflation was around the 2.8 mark at the time, but you knew that didn't you?

 

Plus the rises then were real, the ones in the BBC article are not. Like compering apples and pears. It appears you're the one with the amnesia.

[Gnasher]

They don't half pick em.

 

https://www.theneweuropean.co.uk/how-the-bbcs-disinformation-correspondent-lied-on-her-cv/?s=09

 

 

[Riley Greenleaf]

In fairness whilst they can still come up with headlines as glorious as this one they’re alright by me

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-66757105

[Gnasher]

Wasn’t sure where to put this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Gnasher]

Also wrong thread for this. Can't see this cunt getting a job with the beeb. 

 

"It's fast happening'

 

 

 

 

[Pidge]

24 minutes ago, Gnasher said:

Wasn’t sure where to put this.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Non-dom lords. I'd there anything sicker than that? One of the easiest, most obvious changes to our constitution right there.

[Anubis]

Hilarious that Sugar fucked himself by being a member of the Lords. He’s now trying to claim against his advisers.

[Creator Supreme]

I can't believe anybody watches that show of Sugar's! Every single contestant should only ever be employed as testers for Suicide Booths, and Sugar and those two simpering cunts sat next to him are 3 of the biggest Tory bastards on the planet!

 

A fucking flesh eating pox on every one of them!

[Section_31]

Someone on here put it well once saying Sugar is a poor man's idea of a rich man.

 

Big thick gold Rolex, Rolls, undoubtedly tells you how much the wine cost when he has it poured. 

 

Extremely boring man.

[Creator Supreme]

19 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Someone on here put it well once saying Sugar is a poor man's idea of a rich man.

 

Big thick gold Rolex, Rolls, undoubtedly tells you how much the wine cost when he has it poured. 

 

Extremely boring man.

Excellent description!

[sir roger]

Read his autobiography donkeys years ago. He was bragging about how we was selling Amstrad shite knowing full well it was defective, and yet he sets himself up as a moral arbiter for business people.

[Section_31]

5 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Read his autobiography donkeys years ago. He was bragging about how we was selling Amstrad shite knowing full well it was defective, and yet he sets himself up as a moral arbiter for business people.

 

Certain people are just good at making money.

 

My wife's aunty is minted but absolutely thick as fuck. She's like a truffle pig though and can just sniff money. Started with a chippy, then a pub then flats.

 

She sits there literally counting £50 notes out in front of people and, when someone said to her once that they volunteered for a charity she said, genuinely baffled "what do you do that for?"

 

On the other hand, I also know people who're Nobel prize-sized intellects yet every career of business venture they embark upon go tits up.

[Lurtz]

BBC's sports coverage recently is like it was planned and directed by a six year old.

 

Just a couple of things here:

 

During the recent World Athletics there was a women's 400m race, including 2 brits, that they'd been building up for ages. Just before the start they switched to bbc1 from bbc2 and the programme began with some bullshit superlative-ridden intro video. Then they started with "here's the replay of the 400m" race. Awful.

 

The wimmins WC final which was basically unlistenable as it sounded like they were sharing a mic with the Spanish commentator. Let alone them just talking shite in the studio when, what was actually a really good closing ceremony, was going on. ITV picked up millions of viewers that night. 

 

That utter, utter tedious cunt Steve Cram today (Tbf everything he commentates on. He's taken the mantle of fucking boring geordie commentator from Brendan Foster) after Farah finished the Great North Run. "Thanks for the wins, sir mo. Thanks for the memories. Thanks for the medals". Fucking boring sycophantic twat.

 

He then goes on to say Farah should go for a pint at some fucking pub or other that he knows. Finishes off by saying he hopes sir mo enjoys his pint wherever he has it as he's earned it.

 

He's a Moslem you stupid hysterical wanker.

 

Then went roadside with Gaby BBC who's interview was pointless, as "the unique way we fund the BBC" apparently doesn't stretch to being able to conduct an interview in Gateshead without the microphone making Farah sound like Norman bastard Collier. 

 

I won't even get started on f***ball. Except to say that the very idea Alan fucking Shearer is their go-to man for expert opinion.... Jesus fucking christ. 

 

 

[Poor Scouser T]

Yesterday the rugby. 30 blokes on the field. 2 men running the line. Male ref. Yet a screechy woman commentator. Fuck off.

[Creator Supreme]

45 minutes ago, Poor Scouser T said:

Yesterday the rugby. 30 blokes on the field. 2 men running the line. Male ref. Yet a screechy woman commentator. Fuck off.

Can't blame the Beeb for that one mate, ITV have exclusive rights to the RWC. The BBC haven't shown it since the first one in 1987.

[Poor Scouser T]

Just now, Creator Supreme said:

Can't blame the Beeb for that one mate, ITV have exclusive rights to the RWC. The BBC haven't shown it since the first one in 1987.

Sorry yeah it was ITV. Hands up.

[Creator Supreme]

13 minutes ago, Poor Scouser T said:

Sorry yeah it was ITV. Hands up.

Easy mistake mate, and I've no doubt if it was on the BBC the same would apply!

[Anubis]

This piece is far too kind to the snivelling little wretch.

 

 

[Section_31]

Politics journos reflect modern politicians sadly, lots of ambition and not a lot of talent.

 

That tweet she put out from Cummings defending Cummings to that Pippa Crerar (excellent journo) was horrendously cringeworthy.