Cake Cunt - Leave a Review

[Anubis]

Don't you mean Sarah's 'nailed it!'

[Trumo]

She's the kid who got an award in school for not eating the crayons.

[Captain Turdseye]

I feel a bit sorry for her to be honest.

Apparently Mrs Turdseye used to live near her and she tells me that Cake Cunt is bit of a cunt even without the cakes. So you can drop the sympathy, safe in the knowledge that it’s not required.

[Anubis]

Ok, which of you is Sarah (who has a decidedly fishy Facebook page)?

 

 

[Fowlers God]

I can’t wait for someone to “out” Mrs Turdseye as the Cake maker. And CT is the fake Sarah Giles profile!

[TheHowieLama]

Apparently Mrs Turdseye used to live near her and she tells me that Cake Cunt is bit of a cunt even without the cakes. So you can drop the sympathy, safe in the knowledge that it’s not required.

You can drop the Cake out of the thread title?

[Captain Turdseye]

She’s definitely finished.

 

 

 

 

 

[lifetime fan]

Ahahahahahaha

[Dr Nowt]

You are one funny fucker, John.

[Elite]

Ha ha, hilarious that mate.

[Oh Buoy]

Ask her why she closed her cake business.

[lifetime fan]

Send her a link to this thread!

[Anubis]

Post this link. Her £10 knife set for £7.99.

 

https://www.hihouse.co.uk/tower-6pce-stone-coated-knife-set-black.html?gclid=Cj0KCQjwv-DaBRCcARIsAI9sba-hcCIO6cm7-Iusm3gZRPATYOy0XD0cl49qPwpu6RjDTMUthXqJVoYaAj5zEALw_wcB

[Numero Veinticinco]

Send her a link to this thread!

Jesus. Don’t do that, like. She made some dodgy cakes, she doesn’t deserve to be tortured by us cunts.

 

Plus, she’d say something cunty which make me start photoshopping her into a cake. I can’t be arsed.

 

Okay, do it.

[Dr Nowt]

Bradley will never forget how old he was when someone gave him a cake garnished with turds.

[Captain Turdseye]

Post this link. Her £10 knife set for £7.99.

 

https://www.hihouse.co.uk/tower-6pce-stone-coated-knife-set-black.html?gclid=Cj0KCQjwv-DaBRCcARIsAI9sba-hcCIO6cm7-Iusm3gZRPATYOy0XD0cl49qPwpu6RjDTMUthXqJVoYaAj5zEALw_wcB

Yes!

 

She posted them for sale for £20 in three different groups. I’ve just gone onto a different one with that link and offered her £3.50 for them.

[Dr Nowt]

"Know what’s a sorry state of affairs? Using the same knife to saw bread as you use to slice chunks of cheese. That’s the fast track to slicing off a finger. Try our Tower Stone Coated Knife Set. An elegant design and perfectfor all chopping needs. And, a knife set is the symbol of fancy maturity. Everyone says that."

 

Anyone swayed by that blurb could afford to lose a digit and still have 5 per hand.

[Numero Veinticinco]

It would be quite funny to bake a really shit ‘sorry your cake business shut down’ cake.

[lifetime fan]

Like this...

 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

This is far worse than anything LK1 has had to deal with

[Anubis]

This is far worse than anything LK1 has had to deal with

 

 

Strike first.

Strike hard.

No mercy.

[TheHowieLama]

SWEEP THE CAKE!

[Numero Veinticinco]

Bake on, bake off.

[Dr Nowt]

Bake on, you say?

 

[VladimirIlyich]

I honestly thought that number 5 birthday cake was really a cake made to look like a turd,and dogshit around it. To find out that the dogshit were 'tyres' has surprised me given that almost all tyres are black,unless they've driven through mud or loads of shit is a bit of a disappointment.