Beans on a pizza: yea or nay?

[KMD7]

I have seen it suggested as a pizza topping. Beans, and their bean juice, in place of the standard tomato sauce. What say the deviants of the GF?

 

Well, we'd have to be talkin' about some charming motherfucking beans.

[Bjornebye]

Ended up reserving the audio book instead. Anne Frankly it was a good listen. Nein out of ten.

 

 

You only bought it furher

[Remmie]

Beans on Pizza has been done for years, it's reared its ugly head up in the GF before. But who are the weird fucks that continue to buy it? Scum. Sub-human scum.

 

This is what happens when you let pro-beaners run amok. For shame on your houses

[Alan Sex]

I could see refried beans on a Mexican themed pizza - but that would be about it.

 

I like me some refried beans.

[PestiRed]

What kind of hellish question is this?

[Duff Man]

Operation Yewtree are probably monitoring this thread right now.

[SammyAftershave]

[El Rojo]

One of the four horsemen of the apocalypse will carry a plastic bag containing with a frozen beans pizza and two cans of Fosters.

[Trumo]

One of the four horsemen of the apocalypse will carry a plastic bag containing with a frozen beans pizza and two cans of Fosters.

 

Even they won't stoop to Fosters. It'll be Carling.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

It's not as bad as pineapple on a pizza, but not great

[Tony Moanero]

Chicago Town Pizzas are turd, really fucking turd.

[Pureblood]

Chicago Town Pizzas are turd, really fucking turd.

 

All deep pan pizzas = wrong.

[Remmie]

A long time ago (20+ years) I used to like Chicago Town pizzas as they had better quality bases and a nice spicy tomato sauce and the options of buying other pre-made pizzas were pretty egregious. Now they are terrible foodstuffs and have become worse quality. But they cannot be mentioned in the same thread of Bean pizzas which are said to have been created by Fred West and Peter Sutcliffe.

[General Dryness]

Even they won't stoop to Fosters. It'll be Carling.

 

The only beverage to accompany a bean pizza is surely Federation Ace.

[Arl arse]

The CIA serve bean Pizza to Isis recruits as a last resort to get them to confess when water boarding doesn't work.

[Alan Sex]

Horrible question, this.

 

Probably get more positive responses on a

"Filththy tramp's cock up yer arse. Gay or Nay?" Thread.

[Evelyn Tentions]

Beans, pineapple and ketchup. Anyone that has ever had any of these things on a pizza deserves to be chucked in a fucking wood chipper.

Along with their pizza.

[Guest]

[PestiRed]

Beetroot is the bacon of the vegetable world, it improves everything

[General Dryness]

That's a very New Zealand thing, beetroot on a burger.

 

I love beetroot, but not on a burger.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Tempted to crack out the pizza stone and have a go at this just to see the meltdown on here

[Fugitive]

Tempted to crack out the pizza stone and have a go at this just to see the meltdown on here

I'll fucking burn your house down.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I'll fucking burn your house down.

A cheesey bean Calzone would be nice though 

[General Dryness]

A cheesey bean Calzone would be nice though

He quipped, on his way to casualty.

[Paulie Dangerously]